Josh liked dog videos more than cat videos, and wants a dog, but knows that Josh himself is a lazy bum and it would be better for him to just be watching and getting jealous of people petting and peacefully napping with their doggies.
It was a peaceful night for anybody but Josh, 'Watching horror movies at night is the worst, but I have brought this down on my dumbass so I'll have to deal with nightmares'
After a nigh sleepless night his perfectly sculpted face had dark spots under his eyes.
He looked at the mirror and said to himself
'Damn I look fine, I'm pretty sure every girl wants a piece of me'
"Hey dad can I use your car?"
"Did you play all night playing your brand new game" Josh's dad looked at the black spots under Josh's eyes
"I didn't, I watched some horror movies" Josh refuted his dad's words
"I'm off to work so you can't use it. Just take the train"
"After I eat breakfast" Josh headed for the toaster, cooked some eggs, and started eating
"Toast burnt to a fucking crisp, eggs still have some eggshells and tastes shittier than actual bullshit. Just how I love it" Josh critiqued his nightmarish cooking and still enjoyed the taste
"Do you guys want to have some?" Josh asked to nobody
"What do you mean nobody? I'm talking to you" Josh started rambling
"I am not rambling"
{Is he talking about me?}
"Yes, you" Josh pointed at me
{Oh god, readers comment f in the chat as the main character is forcing me to eat shit}
"Only I get to say my cooking is shit"
The mc started running at me
{Oh shit}
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