"You-!"
An obese suited man sitting behind a desk smacks a stack of neatly arranged paper onto said desk.
A cold faced woman dressed in normal OL attire squints her phoenix eyes as she looked at the report she had submitted get its edges folded and torn.
The balding man in front of her leered at her frown.
"What's with that expression?! You dare give me that face again?! I told you to give D company a good deal, and this is what you wrote up?"
"But boss, if we give in to them at this rate, we will give them all the benefits while we will make a loss in this month's revenue-"
"That's the whole point! I am supposed to give CEO Zhang a good impression! You better write this up again and give it to me within the week, or else I'll give you to him to play with if he's not satisfied!"
"But tomorrow's saturd-"
"I don't give a damn! Go and rewrite it!"
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~Che. What a black company. What a black boss! I bet even his penis is black! Hrumph!~
If the people walking pass the neatly dressed woman in black heals carrying a chic LV bag could hear her thoughts, they'd scream: Eh! Why does a fairy with an icy profile have such a potty mouth?!
Lu Ying, 21 years old, had completed her MBA in Finance and Business Management at the tender age of 20. With a great number of recommendations from her professors, she could have chosen a nice clean company and they would have accepted her, and probably even give her a good position and salary worthy of her hard work. But noooooo she just had to choose this company that exploits it's employees just because her useless gambler uncle incurred a large debt before she even get to say 'I finally graduated'. As his only living relative on the family chart, she was hounded as well. So despite her good streak of results, she was 'politely' refused after the data and social check on the round 2's of every interview.
After all, what company would want a debt bearing employee with money sharks on her heels?
Except this black company of course.
~Sigh (T^T)~ (A/N: ehhh? hehheh.)
Finally reaching home, she plomped down on her bed and stared at the light bulb above.
.....
Lu Ying: "Uwahhhh~ ٩(๑`ȏ´๑)۶~ (｡º̩̩́⌓º̩̩̀).゜~ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ"
If perchance there happens to be someone peeking through Lu Ying's apparent window, they will spot a body tumbling back and forth on the small single bed with such vigor and impossibility. And if that someone is an acquaintance of Lu Ying, they would have thought that either she was possessed, or that they have a sudden visual hallucination.
That's right. Even though Lu Ying have a queen persona and an icy expression, she is no doubt a quintessential missy with fantasies and daydreams of a teenager, a true mind of a worrywart little sister, and a mouth of a great-grandfather sailor. (A/N: Yeppp. Saddle up peeps. That's modern ladies fer ya - tehepero ( *^艸^))
It honestly wasn't her fault that she is born with a resting bitch face. But she admits that it does keep the bugs away occasionally.
~Geh. (T ^ T)~
Needing to get her mind away from her horrid boss, she fished out her phone and opened her browser.
135 tabs!
She! Can proudly admit to being a hard core reader! From storybooks like TwilXXht and A Story of X and X, to mangas like Vampire KnXXht and NaXXto, manhwas like Crazy GiXl ShXn BXa and X DauXXXer, and fanfics of varied stories and genre, to novels - both light and web! - like BlXXk BeXXy X Young Miss and I Found A MasXXn In The Apocalypse. XXX stories! Even BL! Who gong who shou - she this Lao Niang likes! (A/N: Come ye all faithful sisters and brothers)
With a 'heh heh', she opened the updates tab, and found two new novels from two of her followed authors.
~Aiya wei - two new novel to binge on!~
Lu Ying decided to take a bath first before reading, after which she dressed herself in her comfy nightdress before lounging on her sofa.
She then clicked on the one with the female lead to start with.
...
...Chapter 1.
...2
...3
...Eh wait. She thought. What a sad background! What shitty relatives! Hmmm... Ok la. Give female lead good cultivation foundation... What do you mean her shitty uncle took away her fortunes and crippled her?! This hits too close to home!
Just wanting to read happily but encountering such a plot after such a bad day herself, she gave up reading and moved on to the other new novel with a male lead.
...Chapter 1. Eh not bad. Hahahaha ~ cute and funny guy.
...2
Ooooh. He is brought into another dimension.
...3
Ok ok. So he got to make three wishes. Cool.
And a free system? ...Fine.
What do you mean he woke up in the other world and got a guide?! What do you mean by that he have unlimited stamina?! Why such hero aura and so many women flocking to him? Such disparity!
~Unfair! (;Д;) Unjust! ٩(°̀ᗝ°́)و Such male benifits! This Lao Niang don't like!~
Lu Ying: "Such bad day! Such bad life! Now this! Enough is enough! Can't change my life, then change their's ba! Hmmp! Wait and see!"
Opening the writers column in the webpage, she went to each authors QQ to complain.
"Eh! Give my female lead a break la! You give her such a sad life, even took away her golden finger. Why must throw in a higher status princess to be her love rival? Have you no soul?!"
"Che! The writer must be male! What opportunistic chance he has to stumble upon such luck with no hard work? You still planning on giving him five wives?! Just because he has an X he gets it all?! Oi!!!"
~Hrumph!!~
Locking her phone, she slams it down on the table and went of to shut the lights, all the while thinking - unfair!
Lu Ying proceeds to climb onto her bed and wrapping herself into a big burrito.
This lady don't like it.
This lady is so annoyed.
This lady is not happy.
She drifted off into dreamland while thinking that.