Black.
In a black space somewhere in the void.
A slender body could be seen floating among the stars. Dark midnight hair, milky pale skin, phoenix shaped brow and eyes, cute pointy nose, and shapely peach colored lips are the distinctive features of said body. But what stood out the most was the nightdress that the lady was clad in.
A pink Disney princess cartoon character patterned dress.
If other's saw this, they'd be going: It doesn't match ah! Where was your chic style seen in the morning? Where?
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Lu Ying shivered. She felt like as if the temperature in the room had decreased.
~Eh? I thought I didn't on the air conditioner?~
After she gave out another little shiver, she squinted her eyes open slowly.
And saw earth.
?
??
??!?!??
Lu Ying jolted up, only to fumble around mid air.
"WAIIII-! I was just in my bed... Why am I...?" Alpaca's started to gallop around her head.
After a few lonely minutes passed, her novel-dedicated part of her brain shouted: "Reincarnation! Transmigration! Summoned to a new universe! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و!!"
Ohh! What a steal! This situation only happens to men! Poor female leads just get thrown into reincarnation and stuff, but all male leads with this situation gets to meet someone to discuss what they get and where they go!
Chopin No.9 started playing in her head, but her face still an empty mask of expression, except for the twinkling stars in her eyes.
"Ah. There you are. I thought I had lost you in space." An androgynous sounding voice was heard behind her, so Lu Ying turned around, only to see a void looking silhouette.
~God? Are your God? Or Administrator? Ohhhh- do I get wishes?~
Is what she is thinking, but her face is just as impassive as usual.
The silhouette took out a folder from nowhere and started flipping through it. "Hmmm. Lu Ying, aged 21. Never did a bad deed. Never smoked. Can't drink. Secretly visits childcare's and orphanages to spy on children playing. Loves to visit the zoo but feels depressed after seeing the confined animals. Wants to have a big hoard of bunnies to raise but can't due to work (A/N: heh heh. Bunnies rule!). Secretly is concerned about her expressions. Cried when Maleficent got turned into ashes. Loves to read BL's. Especially those with lots of sm-"
~Gahhhh! Noooo! Stop! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) My dark history! Ying Ying Ice Beam! ＼(◎o◎)／!~
"Pfffttt!!" The silhouette chokes. "And cu- *coughs* *coughs* cute *erhm* as well."
???: Ah... I want to bully her ya...
"Hm! Hm!" The silhouette steadies itself. Which is weird to see as there still isn't a visible image to look at. "So, as you have already imagined-"
~You can read my mind?!~
"Yes, yes. I can. Now. As like how you thought, this is a procedure for transmigration, reincarnation, whichever you may choose. For your information, when you had fallen asleep, the debtors after you had broken into your house. By accident however, because more than ten muscleman scrambled into the tiny apartment, the mini-shake caused your already old air-conditioner to loosen and fall on top of you. And since you had fallen asleep with such grief, here you are."
Lu Ying: "...I died. By. Air-conditioner?"
~Nani! You kidding?! I didn't get to enjoy the cooling air before I died?! (#ﾟДﾟ) And what's with this cliché but not cliché situation? Died by something falling onto person, but an air-conditioner? I think that's a first!~
The silhouette kept nodding to her assent while thinking: Ahh~ her thought process is just so cute! I want to pat her yet also bully her! What to do~.
Seemingly, despite being different entities, both parties have very interesting minds!
Lu Ying broke out of her reverie.
Lu Ying: "Okay. So how do we go about this...procedure...God?"
"Well, it is different for everyone, but for you..." God(?) conjures a file and started flipping through it. "I see... Hmmm... Oh, okay... Right." God(?!) tore a page from the file and the paper floated towards her.
God(!?!): "Look through the points and clauses, tell me if you want to change anything or if you have any questions."
Plucking the paper in front of her, Lu Ying started reading...
EARTH ZONE AFTERLIFE SPECIAL (X) CONSULTATION DEPARTMENT
Name: Lu Ying (F)
Number: #53746128643239869
TICK WHEN APPLICABLE:
○Reincarnation ○Transmigration
○Memory Intact
○Age Choice: __________
○Appearance (Outer) Change:__________
○Body (Internal) Modifications (At Your Own Risk):__________
Era Choice:
○Historical
○Modern
○Futuristic (Star Age)
○Random
Power Choice:
○Magic
○Mental (Knowledge, Mind Amplification)
○Physical (Strength [Does Not Affect Appearance])
○Soul (Soul Manifestation [Random])
CALCULATED FAVOR AMOUNT... !! 638273379 !! FROM G@/ᛞᚨᛗᛁᚨᚾ&];!-,\ ...
Gift Pack Choice (Special) [ONLY ONE OPTION]:
○5 Deluxe Special God's Gift Set
○10 Special God's Gift
○20 God's Blessings
○30 Privilege Choice (Limited To Below God Level)
Wishes List (Special):
CALCULATED FAVOR AMOUNT... !! 756920 !! AFTER GIFT DEDUCTION
!!
CALCULATED FAVOR AMOUNT... !! 800000 !!
8 Wishes To Be Granted
Please list down wishes:__________
CLAUSES
1. Client is subjected to non-disclosure agreement (NDA) of reincarnation/transmigration to other beings (AFTERLIFE SPECIAL (X) CONSULTATION DEPARTMENT STAFF EXEMPTED) after signing procedure.
2. Client is informed and aware that any choices made is your own.
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...
...
10. Anything not included in this form will be arranged as per destined.
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Lu Ying stood, pondering on the simple yet heavy paper that will change her life.
While God started sitting crossed legged and stared at her.
Lu Ying looked up. "Pen please." She stared back impassively.
A golden pen appeared in front of her and she started scribbling...
After much uncountable time, Lu Ying sighed. "Okay. I've decided!"
The paper then flew back to God, who by the way is now lying down hugging a body pillow that...suspiciously looks like her.
~...Eh? Couldn't be...right?~
Like a kid whose hand got caught in a cookie jar, the pillow suddenly disappeared and God sat back up in a flash.
"*cough* *cough* Okay here. Let's see..." God's eyes ran through what Lu Ying wrote.
EARTH ZONE AFTERLIFE SPECIAL (X) CONSULTATION DEPARTMENT
Name: Lu Ying (F)
Number: #53746128643239869
TICK WHEN APPLICABLE:
○Reincarnation ✔️Transmigration
✔️Memory Intact
✔️Age Choice: 18
✔️Appearance (Outer) Change: Longer hair! Enhanced beauty! No body hair! No body odor!
○Body (Internal) Modifications (At Your Own Risk):__________
Era Choice:
○Historical
✔️Modern
○Futuristic (Star Age)
○Random
Power Choice:
✔️Magic
✔️Mental (Knowledge, Mind Amplification)
✔️Physical (Strength [Does Not Affect Appearance])
✔️Soul (Soul Manifestation [Random])
CALCULATED FAVOR AMOUNT... !! 638273379 !! FROM G@/ᛞᚨᛗᛁᚨᚾ&];!-,\ ...
Gift Pack Choice (Special) [ONLY ONE OPTION]:
✔️5 Deluxe Special God's Gift Set
○10 Special God's Gift
○20 God's Blessings
○30 Privilege Choice (Limited To Below God Level)
Wishes List (Special):
CALCULATED FAVOR AMOUNT... !! 756920 !! AFTER GIFT DEDUCTION
!!
CALCULATED FAVOR AMOUNT... !! 800000 !!
8 Wishes To Be Granted
Please list down wishes:
1. System Shop (SHOP ONLY!)
2. Lucky attribute
3. Long lifespan with optional aging, and power to endow others similar lifespan gift.
4. Power to grant others powers.
5. Item box or space pocket with infinite space!
6. Cultivation technique applicable to world sent to.
7. Lucky in love! PLEASE!
8. NO side females near me!
CLAUSES
1. Client is subjected to non-disclosure agreement (NDA) of reincarnation/transmigration to other beings (AFTERLIFE SPECIAL (X) CONSULTATION DEPARTMENT STAFF EXEMPTED) after signing procedure.
2. Client is informed and aware that any choices made is your own.
...
...
...
10. Anything not included in this form will be arranged as per destined.
Signed:
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God's eyes widened and shows surprise, while Lu Ying's eyes gleamed with sneakiness.
Lu Ying: "Hum, hum! You did not state the limit of powers to choose!"
"Interesting choices..." God contemplates, and continues. "For the wishes... Your lifespan will be set at one thousand in the mean time, further increase will depend on your cultivation or system shop dealings. You can grant others similar lifespan, but only those your soul deems as partners and lifetime friends. Strangers or employees for example, not included. You can grant powers to others, but only what you have, and it can be taken back. Instead of a space pocket, I will give you a pocket realm, showing as an empty land. It is up to you to change or decorate it, and storage of items will appear as you will. Living beings can be brought in at your choice too. As for cultivation, well - depending on where you are sent, you'll receive the appropriate one. Though it may not be the cultivation like martial arts you're thinking of. Point 7 and 8... Hmm. Okay. And as for your system shop... You're not asking for a system?" God questions.
"Ohhh. How generous. Well, I don't want a system to dictate or give me tasks, you see." Lu Ying replies.
"Understandable. Then a system shop it is. It will feature anything possible to purchase...at a price. The currency however. Let me think... Let's just set it at 'System Points'."