"Please do not direct my actions." I would appreciate it if you could just close your eyes for a moment, sweetie.
"Fine." I let out a sigh and closed my eyes for the second time.
"I want you to open your eyes," says the narrator.
"Christian. You were not the one who did it!" Now that I was aware of what was taking place right in front of my eyes, I could not stop myself from laughing. "I recall you expressing interest in having a child, so I assume this is your way of preparing to become a mother. I am going to guess that this is going to be our baby."
In front of me was the cutest little pug you have ever seen. As I wrapped my arms around him, my heart melted.
Squealing and kissing the pug were the only things I could control. I had no idea that Christian was photographing me because I was completely unaware of it.
"Please do not take any more pictures of me; I am a complete mess."