Thinking fast I say "OOFFF course Oneesan your my favorite Oneesan hehe. well we should sit and eat we can talk more while we do so."
The 4 just nod their heads and head inside and in the corner of my eye I see Shizuka smile a happy one this time. (*whoo* that was close we are back to def-con 3 should be okay now)
Inside we sit around Shizuka's desk and everyone pulls out their lunches. (oh? It seems Rei is still with co*k-she from the looks of it, but not for long as she is close to him but not that close and he's-a-she is on the other side of Saya don't like that he is next to me but whatever.)
As we start to eat Saya asks in a loud voice. "Why are the two of your lunches the same?" I can tell she wants to yell but is trying not to its like a little loud but not a yell or scream (that's some fast progress)
"huh yeah why is that?" Rei asks in confusion. while the others nod and look at me.
Clay says offhandedly "Well like I said we are neighbors and I asked Shizuka how to get here but she wasn't ready so I made her breakfast while she got ready and these are the leftovers as I made a lot."
Shizuka replies while nodding proudly"uh-huh and its REALLY good Clay-kun's a pretty good cook it seems."
All 4 look at me with doubt "OI don't look at me like that I'm an okay cook I kind of have to be unless I want to live of pre-made stuff all the time, and if I did that I wouldn't be able to move here cause I'd spend all my money on food." I snap at them while pou...( NO I'M NOT POUTING IIII'M sulking that's it.)
I see Shizuka trying to stifle a laugh (NNNOOOOO!!!!!) While trying my hardest to keep a straight face I say."Hey if you don't believe me your welcome to try some I have plenty to share SOME not all but SOME like a bit or 2 as from what I saw this morning Shizuka will take the rest."
Shizuka looks at me like I just told her deepest secret (NNNOOOO I'M sorry forgive me.) I lean over and whisper to her "I didn't know it was a secret I'm sorry how about I make it up to you by making dinner tonight?"
she looks at me like she just won the lottery "I don't know...." (OI I see your wanting to get more but come on really???)
I sigh then lean back in to whisper "Fine I'll cook ALL you want, but what do I get out of this hum??"
She looks deep in thought while the others at least the important ones Rei, and Saya ask to try some. And I'm more than happy to share with them. "Mum that IS good so you can cook I'm surprised." says Saya after tying a bite of the food I made.
"mum its good thank you would you like to try some of mine?" Rei offers for me to try her food as well.
"I'd love to" I reply then try a bite, and its pretty good much better than mine that's for sure.
"Wow Rei-chan that's really good you will make a great wife someday.~ And Saya-san whats so surprising about its not like I had another choice then to learn its not like anyone else will cook for me." I teasingly tell Rei, then comment to Saya.
Rei just blushes and looks away (CUTE damn is it cause its a harem world why are the girl so CUTE when they blush.... no maybe its me... yeah it is great so I also have puberty to deal with again that sucks but at least its not as bad as before.)
Saya confusedly asks "What about your parents wouldn't they cook for you?" (WOW hot girl does a cute sideways head tilt with a finger to her lips check that one off damn I am blowing through these.)
"oh that's right I didn't tell you my bad I'm an orphan and have been since I was a baby." I say and go back to eating.
After a few mins of silence Saya says in a low voice "sorry I didn't know."I can't help but to chuckle a bit while saying."Its okay really I've had a LONG time to get used to it really so don't worry about it."
Saya speaks in a soft voice"But, but still I'm sorry."
(wow yea she is caring and has a soft side.) "look really its fine if you apologize about it again I'll have to punish you." I say while looking at her, while thinking I might as well try going for it.
"Um I'm fine with you punishing me if it would make up for it."She agrees while nodding.
(HOLYSH*T did it just get a get out of jail free card????) "I'm not upset about it, but I will punish you if you don't stop worrying about it though."I reply back trying not to let my excitement show.
"aaaauummm its okay it would make me feel better it you did." She states firmly (HOLYMOTHER OF ALL FU*KS IT IS A JAIL FREE CARD HELL YES.)
"okay if you sure then."I quickly say (Keep YOUR FU*KING POKER FACE HOLD IT JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.)
Saya looks straight into my eyes to show her determination while telling me."I'm sure please do so."
(HOLD ON TIGHT BOI-OS WE ARE GOING IN DIVE DIVE.) (QUICK BUY THE THING) [5min Incubus's {mouth power}
After a few mins Shizuka snaps out of it and pulls us apart, while sternly saying"I think that's enough you two." (but, but it tasted so good (T^T))
"But it was so tasty. Fine." I sulkily mumble back lost in thought
{Hey to those of you wondering WTF is with the taste thing its cause the Incubus thing here look
{5min Incubus's {mouth power}>
[This is a temporary use of the Incubus demons power.
It will increase both party's pleasure.
Both will also taste the females sweetest favorite thing through skin and fluids.]
~Warning As this is from a Low Rank Incubus Demon the likelihood the the user will loose sense of control is High if so user will be in a similar state as the other party a state in which both will become oblivious so all else while kissing.~}
So you see its great but got to be careful not to use it alone.} I'm taken from my thoughts by Saya shouting "WHAT WAS THAT????"
"I told you I'd punish you and you agreed and told me to do so."I answer back with a massive grin.
"NOT THAT I mean yeah who punishes with a kiss, but I'm talking about the taste why did it taste like apples???"She denies my answer, while clarifying.
"oh um I don't know." I say while looking away ( SH*T I'm a terrible liar) Shizuka looks at me asking"Oh is that why Rika liked it so much???"
I try to deflect with."I don't know lets talk about this at home okay Oneesan?"
"um... Okay but you better tell me or else." Shizuka says with a smile.(FU*K I swear she has that smile on the ready like every time.)
I meekly reply"yes Shizuka-Oneesan." (at least calling her oneesan works it seem or I'd be hosed.)
Not to be left out Saya growls"Hey I want you to tell me as well."
"Um... Okay if you come over after school I'll tell you but looks like I can't right now as I need to go somewhere."I say while getting up to leave.
Rei asks in confusion"Where's that?"
I offhandedly reply"Oh the Kendo club I hear they are really good so I wanted to check them out." With a quick thought, I look toward Shizuka.
"Oh Oneesan you can have the rest of mine if you want if not can you put it with yours as my box is broken." I say while making sure she can see me winking at her.
After a few seconds she seems to get it "okay I'll put it with mine later than."She says nodding with a grin.
"Thanks Shizuka." as I leave the others follow along. (safe damn I'm becoming a master at deflecting it seem hehe yea right that's going to come back to bite later I just know it women NEVER forget.)
(well sh*t come on go ahead or at least the 2 fu*kwades leave.) As if someone heard me "Hey we are going to go to the roof you 2 want to join us." says Takashi. (thank you co*k-she)
Rei answers saying "you 2 go ahead I'll come later I want to ask Clayton-san something."
Both Takashi, and Hisashi nod then say."okay lets go Hisashi." "Sure." (yeah I'm leaning more to he's secretly gay now like wtf? that or he is like the greatest actor)
while the 3 of us are walking to the club with Rei leading as I don't know where the building is. I ask Rei" so what did you what to ask me?"
She replies back unsure "oh um I um*sigh* forget it." (Yup girls and not just saying it straight out.*sigh*)
I stop and look at her while saying"Hey Look at me." she stop to look at me with confusion. "Look Rei after school come by my place, and we can talk there even if its "nothing" I still would like to hear it okay also I'm like 99% sure you want to know about the taste thing too as I saw you looking really curiously."
She stares at me wide eyed and then turns back around "I,I,I thought I asked you to use honorifics with me. she says with a slight stutter. (HA even from behind I can see your blushing your ears and neck are red hahaha its adorable)
I reply while nodding"yea I know just wanted you to know how serious I was being." Saya asks " Why only 99% and not 100%?"
I offhandedly say"Oh thats cause always leave room for error and only things from a God can be true 100% things."
We walk in silence as it seems even Saya is thinking about it and with that we arrive. So I slide open the door so see a group practicing swings and there she be.
(FU*K ITS SAEKO THE hot sexy sadomasochist samurai my favorite character shes the best FU*K YOU FIGHT ME!! Shizuka is best girl yes but Saeko is the best both are number 1's in my book. Well from the looks of it Rei, and Saya will be joining my #1's at this rate.)
I walk up to Saeko. "Hello my name is Clayton Akana its my pleasure to meet you may I ask your name?"
She chuckles turning to face me, and saying."Oh? Ara Ara~ sure my name is Busujima, Saeko its nice to meet you are you here to join the kendo club?"
Clay:"Well I don't know actually, as I've never tried kendo before but I do find it interesting, but even still I don't think I'll be good at it or join as I'm more interested in swords and swordsmanship the kendo itself."
She says with a raised eyebrow "Oh? And why is that?"
Clay"well to be honest kendo just seems to fake to me like sure some of it could be used in a fight but not much real, or other swordsmanships seem more useful is all. I'm not say kendo's bad or anything just not my cup of tea is all."
She nods her head replying"I see that is true I suppose, but why are you more interested in "real" fighting and swordsmanships?" "well that just how I am, and if I know how "real" swords are used the I would be able to better protect myself if needed you know have and not need than need and not have type of thing."
"I see" "Well seems I'll have to stop by tomorrow to talk with you some more about it as lunch only has a couple minutes left. Well bye Saeko-Chan I'll come by tomorrow during lunch as I'll unable to do so after school today."
As I turn to leave I hear a Saeko say in a low voice "Chan? no one has called me chan before I'll ask some others about him he said his name was Clayton huh."(HELLS yea get Saeko's interest NOICE!)
Saya asks in a growl "Why is she a chan, and Rei but you call me san????" I chuckle back."Oh that's cause I think they are cute girls so chan, but I will say you not yelling at everything or trying to put others down cause your smart is really making me want to call you chan as well but I was worried you'd get mad at me if I did."
(CUTE) I see Saya freeze (HAHAHA Saya.exe crashed) so I walk up to her at lean to whisper "you know your REALLY cute when you blush like that."
Saya snaps at me "BAKA!!" and storms off to class (haha we are in the same class and sit next to each other you storming off won't help you at all. I can't wait to see her face when she realizes that when I come in the room.) Rei seems to be deep in thought about something.
As I open the classroom door I look straight to Saya and YUP (HAHAHAHA Priceless) *Laughs* I walk to my seat and sit down then lean bake and in a low voice I know she can hear "Priceless"
I turn to see her want to bite my head off but stopping her self and sits down with a "HUMPH!" I just chuckle and look forward. ( more mind number class yay.... NOT *sigh*)
(Yeah tonight I'ma go out and just rob some car dealerships and atm if find along the way I'll buy some better stuff to make it easier I'll go get a bike license after school that will help a LOT. yup sounds like a plan.)
Class passes without any problems. *Last bell* I stand up and stretch and turn to Saya telling her"I see why you were like that before classes are super easy, and boring.*yawn*" "humph I will be following you to have our talk." "oh okay well lets go then hey Rei-chan are you coming to, or are you going home first then coming over later?"
Rei thinks for a moment before saying"um, I'll just follow you now but I need to call home to let the know." "no problem. Well lets go to Shizuka then."
Saya asks "what? why?" "oh I got a ride from her here this morning and I need to make a quick stop before home." "Oh. What for?" "I need to get me a license so I can drive as my US one isn't any good here." "Oh okay lets go then. I didn't know you knew how to drive." " yup motorcycles too."
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AN:Yo
Another semi cleaned chapter this one is more like the later format. I did use wide spaces { } to show the same two people are talking back and forth.