[Clayton's POV]
"Okay seems simple enough... Ohhh thats where races/bloodlines, skillbooks are
' Then a system of some kind man that stuffs low millions just for a part of a system....*sigh* ok I get Great Sage from slime for A.I. thats.... WOOF 5 million.... ok and for system I'll do... ooohhh I know death mage doesn't want a 4th time's job system.... 50 million... ok.... so those are my first two goals... I'll need a inven to..r...y. 1 billion for the smallest one....*sigh* sh*ts expensive, but its atleast gettable. got to be somewhat careful sayingstuff like that out loud.'
"Ohh what about storage rin... gs... no no no will be too much and screw that not going cultivation crap stuff always went that way not doing it NOPE.. oohh I got it Bags of Holding good old DnD stuff hhhuummmm. thats nice its 20000 so that means its really 2k but the x10 cause haven't been there noice."
'ssssoooooo how much is 1 point worth..... 1 point is 10$ nice thats not bad.' lost in though about everything until I have a sudden thought 'NNNOOOOIIIICCCEEEE I know Japanese thank you new lifes memories. would have been a nightmare to be here and not know the language. what time is it?'
I look at the alarm clock its 1PM 'So I have a million yen lets see its 20 yen per point..... that sucks hoping for 10 yen per but seems no cheesing that at a bank exchange.' I go look around the place. Its got the Master room, a workout/study for upstairs while downstairs has a bathroom a nice big one, kitchen, and dining/living room thats connected to the entryway.
'Not bad ok so 1st stop is a bank to get some money for points.' as I'm checking out my new house the doorbell rings. 'I wonder who that is' "Coming one second."
As I open the door I see 2 people who I love from the show. ' DAMN ITS RIKA AND SHIZUKA FU*K YYYEEESSSS!!!!STOP CHILL THE FUCK DOWN' *deep breath* "Hello I'm Clayton nice to meet you two." "Hello nice to meet you Clayton-kun I'm Marikawa, Shizuka" "Yo nice to meet you kid seems your our new neighbor I'm Minami, Rika . Where are your parents we'd like to meet them" Shizuka greets me followed by Rika. 'gggaaaa*inner heart stab* KUN damn Shizuka thats critical damge from you its adorable.'
"uuummm why don't the 2 of you come in, also ummmm I don't have parents I'm a orphan since i was born." *silence* I look back and see 2 statues staring at me. " are you two oka???gguuuuuu" a massive blond bazooka shot takles me in a hug/death grip "you poor thing you just tell Onee-san if you need anything" while trying to get my head free its not working so plan B I start groping her tits as I can't breathe. " *moan* naughty" thankfully before I blackout I'm pulled free.
"Shizuka your suffocating him did you not see he couldn't breathe?" *gasps for air* " ooohhh sorry Clay-kun" *coughs* " Its ok was definitely a good way to go I mean death by Tits is definitely one of the better ways to die." "hehe naughty Clay-kun." " hey I'm just *grins* "A Saiyan"(A/N: DBZ Abridged
*silence* then Shizuka says "hoho I see Clay-kun's a naughty naughty boy." "ooouuiii I'm not a "BOY",or a "KID" I'm a man I maybe 17yrs physically, but mentally I'm older so none of that kid treatment crap, or I'm show you whos a kid." I snap back. only to hear Rika laugh while saying "hahaha your a funny one ki--- uuuhhh Clay-kun. you say you a man but do you even know what a man is like?"
I look right in her eyes "Oohhh do you want me to "show" you what a man is like?" I say while checking her out. "Oh? you sure you know and aren't just bluffing?" "is that a challenge to find out?" I say while doing the raise and lower eyebrow at her. "Go ahead I'm not scared of you." 'well fu*k me ok.... *Just Do It* ok man up you got this.' I walk over to Rika and hold her whit my arms around her waist, and got for it. 'YOLO!!!!' 'STORE.' I quickly go to consumables and buy 1 <5min Incubus's {mouth power}> [give user the skills and ability of a Incubus for 5 minutes.(mouth area only)100SP] WTH thats a thing no clue and don't care.
So I kiss her *moans*, and its FU*KING amazing like she taste like strawberry licorice yum. *sloppy smaching* I hold her closer and she holds me tighter. but all good things come to an end as Shizuka pulls us apart. "I think thats enough you two." *heavy breathing* "But but it tasted really good." i said while poutin.. 'NOPE I'M A MAN NO POUTING NEVER.' "oooohhh really now so you'll just throw me aside after what you did boohoo" "nnnoooo no no never I have to take responsibility for what I did I'll try my best to make you happy wifey." I say back with a massive grin.
"uummmmmm*blush* I was just kidding it was my fault just aaaahhh forget it.." Shizuka says while twirling her fingers. 'CUTE!!!!' I walk up to her and pat her head 'and another check off the list pat a cuties head' "No no I can't do that wifey I'll treat you the best I can I'll make sure to do my best to make you happy. We'll need to start planning the wedding and get invitation sent." I say trying to keep a straight face as Shizuka keeps getting redder and redder ' How can some this hot possibly be this CCCUUUTTTEEEE!!!!???'
"Hey stop that anymore and she will overheat." again good things ending as Rika seems to have calmed down enough to see whats going on although her whole face is RED. " *sigh* Okay fine.... so we're in agreement I'm NOT a kid rrriiiggghhhttt???" "eehhh uummm yeah you win your definitely not a kid." Rika says quietly while looking off to the side 'hehe thats adorable she doesn't seem able to look me in the eyes well thats enough playing around need to calm down otherwise I'll come off as a creep or super pushy or something don't want that I think I've teased them both enough for now no rush no rush I have plenty of time control yourself.'
"alright lets leave it at that Rika-oneesan. Shizuka-oneesan I won't force you to marry me or anyone else for that matter as I think those that use force to take women are scumbags, so instead lets get to know each other more first." Shizuka stares at me with wide eyes as I talk to them before she seems to snap back to her normally bubbly self. " Ookkaayyy Clay-kun lets sit down and you tell Oneesan all about yourself, but you have to be a good boy and not so naughty or Oneesan will have to punish you." she says to me with a smile that screams "Danger Will Robinson" "yyyeeeaaaahhh ookkk I I'll try but a no promises, and like I said before I'm pervy but not creep one, but I normally wouldn't do anything to a girl unless she was ok with it." I say while stuttering at the start before I clam down. 'Fu*k Rayn was right' " women are scary women are scary women are scary" "uummm you said that 3 times are you sure your ok?" "important things should be said 3 times." (A/N: My Multiverse Trip) Shizuka gives me a deep look while Rika starts laughing her a** off trying to stay standing. "hahahahaha my side hurts hahaha."
"oohhh and why do you say that Clay-kun?" "well I mean women are the only ones I know that can ask you a question or say something, and if you don't answer just right your hosed, and even they're still mad at you. It's a damned if you do damned if you don't thing, but still guys willingly go into the hell that is women as we just can't help ourselves." Rika says while laughing followed by Shizuka, with me offhandedly saying while leading them inside to the living rooms couch. *thud* I turn back to see Rika rolling on the floor laughing. " hahahahaha stop hahaha cant breath hahaha." 'well thats some funny sh*t' *chuckles* ' I mean more so cause its the "Serious" Rika hehe guess she's only like that cause of the zombies... wait she was never really serious she joked about whats his name groping her tits if he was a better shot then her hhhuuummm it seems she is kind funny just flirty funny, but she takes care of business when needed NOICE.' Shizuka helps Rika up and the 2 start whispering to each other, but I can't hear what they're saying they're too quiet and too far away from me to. ' well I'm fu*ked gurls whispering near a guy is never good whelp as a short 2nd life but was sweet... hehe sweet.'
"well then would you two like something to drink? I'll warn you I only have juice mostly as I hate tea, and coffee. Tea it taste good and all but for some reason always leaves me with a massive aftertaste of hay, and coffee just tastes like nasty swamp juice that was used to put out a fire. But if its something sweet to mix it in then I'm ok with it. I'm not against others drinking it and I plan to get some for guests I just haven't gotten the chance to buy some yet." "oohh juice I love juice I'll have some of that." "I'll have some water if there is no coffee" Shizuka, and Rika answered. "ok what kind I have apple, orange, and strawberry lemonade, also Rika I do have instant if its ok." "oohhh the strawberry that sounds great." "hu? I thought you said you didn't have any or like it so why do you have instant?" "nnnooo I said I mostly have juice just because I hate the taste doesn't mean I won't drink it if I need a pick me up from not having enough sleep, and instant cause its cheap quick and I can easily mix it with something to lessen the taste, and its all individually packaged so don't have to worry about storing it really. But no tea as taste and doesn't have a ton of caffeine for if I need it." I say while walking to the kitchen to get the drinks.
*~5 mins later~* I come back to the 2 whispering to each other. ' Sh*t its defcon 2 more whispering need to distract them before its too late. THINK BRAIN screw it just wing it." here you go instant coffee, and your strawberry lemonade there is some milk and sugar if you want it." I say while placing down a small tray with 3 cups and a small sugar, and milk containers.
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Authors Note:
Yo just wanted to say to anyone reading feel free to comment let me know if there are problems just a heads up if its spelling or punctuation I already know there bad but language arts was always my worst subject in school so meh. I'll be doing more backstory esc in next chapter for MC also for anyone wondering about the other characters from hotd and personalities and stuff I'll be explaining that later in the story it makes perfect sense. Also those about Sylvia and MC and what not, think about it a dude pops up tells you all that I know I'm get what I can and get the fu*k out quick as I can. Him and the other gods/goddesses are supposed to come across as pompous a**es to them everyone and everything else are just toys to play with when they're bored.
well thats all I wanted to say would love to hear some you guys. let me know if you like the (a/n:) for references or not.