"Where do I start, well first of all, my name is Luxion Arius. I'm a 15 years old orphan that runs one of the richest companies in the world. I unfortunately never knew my mother, while my dad died when I was 6 years old. Luckily, I was smart, so I managed to survive by myself for about 9 years. I enjoy anime, manga, novels, movies, series, you know, things that keep away boredom. Well... I guess that's all in the past now, considering that I'm dead."

I don't know how long I've been floating in this dark void, but I found that talking to myself is comforting. Especially when there's LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLACE!!

Anyhoo... Now that that's out of my system, let's review my memories, again... Yaaay. Yeah, that's right, I said again, deal with it. Thankfully, I have hyperthymesia memory, so I can recall everything that has happened to me. Hah, you probably thought it was eidetic memory. Think again looser!

Wait a minute, I'm dead so that means I don't have a body. If I don't have a body then that means I'm just a soul. And if I'm just a soul, then how do I still have hyperthymesia memory? Tch, soul stuff is confusing, I'll think about it later.

This void is kinda weird, I've been here for a while, but I've lost track of time. I don't know if I've been here for minutes, hours, months or years. I just can't identify the passage of time, it's really weird stuff.

As I was contemplating, I noticed a doorway appear on the void. My full attention was on the door, which was glowing in a yellow-white light. It looked kinda holy. The door slowly opened and out came the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'm pretty sure that I was gawking in awe at her beauty.

She was tall and had a majestic aura that made her look like royalty. She had silver hair with the same silver eyes. Her figure was like am hour glass, with massive boobs and a big butt. I mean, those boobs look like anime titties, unnaturally big, but not repulsive. And that ass, god, that ass looks perfect.

"So this... Is nirvana? I can die happy now..." I unintentionally said those words.

Oops, how embarrassing. I'll have to apologise to her.

"N-No need. I accept your apology." That voice... It's so smooth and comforting. I feel at peace just listening to it.

"Thanks for the compliment."

"Your welcome... NOT! Were you just reading my thoughts!?" I shouted at her in a panic. Damn that's so embarrassing, she heard everything I just thought.

"I-I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose."

"It doesn't matter anymore! You just mind raped me, how are you gonna take responsibility!?"

"I-I don't know? But I'll figure something out, so can you come with me for now. This place is getting stuffy."

She asked me as I could see that she was sweating slightly. This place probably makes her uncomfortable, so I guess I'll leave. Although I don't know where she's taking me, I'll gladly follow if I can leave this hell hole.

"Lead the way then."

She immediately walked back into the door and I followed her. After getting blinded for a second, I opened my eyes... only to see an unconscious naked old man laying on a couch. I immediately erased the memory of ever seeing his wrinkly family jewels.

"Dad! Put some clothes on! We have a guest!" The beauty kicked the old man awake, until he finally put on clothes. He turned from a naked old man into a half naked old man, because he only put a gown on.

"That's 'cause I like 'em breazy boy."

Great, another mind raping lunatic.

""We're not lunatics!""

"You can't fool me after all the mind raping you've been doing. Now tell me, who are you guys? Are you gods?"

The old man was the first to answer.

"Ah, close but not quite, although it will make this quick. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the Origin Embodiment, but you can just call me Origin. And this beauty here is one of my oldest daughters, the Fate Embodiment, Selene."

I was expecting gods, not fricking Embodiments! Like, Embodiments should be much stronger and older than gods!

I quickly shook away distracting thoughts and introduced myself. I've expected a situation precisely like this one, so I pulled off my intro with exceeded expectations.

"Sup old man and beauty. I'm Luxion Siegfried Arius, the Otaku Human, you can call me Lux."

I replied nonchalantly. I mean, I already expected seething like this to happen as soon as Selene appeared. Any Cultured One would immediately piece the puzzle together.

"So, what can I do for you guys." If they pulled me here, then they obviously need something from me.

"Indeed, as you've thought, I do have a request for you. In exchange, I'll reincarnate you with 5 wishes of your choice. How does that sound."

"What would you possibly want with me, a mortal?" I asked out of genuine curiosity. They're gods, I mean, Embodiments, so they should be able to accomplish anything, right?

"Unfortunately I cannot say what it is. But I can assure you that it's nothing extreme or against your morals. In fact it should benefit you greatly." The old man stated as he looked me dead in the eye.

Although he's not telling me what he wants, he says that it should help me. I could reject him and loose my oppurtintiy to have a fun life. Or I could blindly accept and hope for the best. My choice is obvious.

"I accept your deal, or whatever. So now can you tell me what it is you want?" I asked him as he and Selene looked at each other before nodding together. The old man stood up, now wearing a serious face and an aura of a king. If this god became serious, then it's probably an important matter.

"Please marry my daughter!" He gave a 90 degree bow, while Selene had a red face. All my tension was thrown out the window.

"Elaborate old man." I really wanted to smack the old man for putting up such an act.

"My daughter, Selene, has yet to find a husband and she really wants one. Unfortunately, all those that tried to date her ended up leaving her on their first day." The old man, still bowing, says with a firm voice. At this time, Selene is already covering her face in embarrassment.

"I refuse." I started having a bad feeling. My intuition was blaring, and my intuition is never wrong.

"Unfortunately you can't, since I used a powerful soul binding marriage contract that even I, one of the first Embodiments, can't break. Congratulations Selene, you finally have a husband." The old man stood up, handing me a paper he pulled out of nowhere.

How the hell did my signature get on here?

"A-Actually, I might have accidentally dropped it into the mortal world. And then you found it in your pile of documents... and signed it... without... looking..." Selene was mumbling under her breath.

I read through it and almost fainted. This contract states that it can't be broken, and any attempts of doing so will result in a backlash that can permanently damage the soul, or in severe cases, destroy the soul. I look at Selene, and our eyes met. She seemed quite happy actually, but something felt wrong.

The way she was looking at me held reverence, as if I was the most important thing in the world. I shiver ran down my spine as I came to a dreadful realisation, the Fate Goddess is a Yandere. No wonder all her previous lovers left her, they could tell somethings was up with her.

"What have I gotten myself into..." I sighed while crying inwardly.

Wait a minute, now that I look back at my memories, I do remember signing this contract, but I was half asleep when I signed it.

I inhaled a deep breath before shouting at the top of my lungs,

"FUUU-"