(A/N: Before anyone complains about this chapter, remember that this is a fucking AU with changes that aren't canon and that's what makes a novel /book a fan-fiction. Something that creates a whole new universe with familiar settings and characters and for the love of God, don't go berserk on me for this. Love you, Meatbun-kun out)
(Also this was supposed to go online tomorrow ,but you have to thank Carlos_Riberiro you guys will have a bonus chapter this week so enjoy.)
I choose to go completely of the script and befriend them. Why would you ask me? Well, to be honest, I'm quite curious why didn't they were sent to hunting Eight-Tails and why would a group of criminals be doing in this village.
As I was walking towards them, I saw the emo Uchiha looking at me, with some fear in my eyes? What the fuck dude, I didn't even meet you and you already fear me…No, no, wait a second. I have a theory. His Susanoo was the manifestation of an Uchiha's chakra and that create some sort of chakra construct around the user to protect him if I'm not wrong. And from what I remember, Sasuke has some sort of dark aura around him which may influence his fear towards me, as there isn't a bigger dark entity than a King of the dead. (A/N: That's just my bullshit reason so don't think too much about it)
I saw his hand going towards the sword on his back. Yep, he's still an idiot, and here I thought that maybe in this world, he would think a little, poor Itachi for having a brother like Sasuke.
Let's just go with my bullshit no jutsu and see what I can achieve.
"Yo, what does a wanted man want from me?"
I saw him flinch for a second before he fully draws his sword. God bless his head and give him a brain.
"Before you attack me, think about the consequences, not to mention that you won't even scratch me and you will most likely die before you can take a step towards me. So think about it."
He stopped, a wise decision, I may say. Seeing that he just looked at me, I decided to be the good guy.
"So, can I know why did you spy on me?"
"Danzo Shimura must die for he did to my clan!"
"And what's my implication in your revenge plan?"
"YOU ARE HIS SON!"
Looking at my hands, I spin around once, looked myself up and down, and turned towards him.
"Haru's a good boy, Uchiha's is a bad boy… hahaha. I really wanted to say that."
When he heard my words, he snapped, poor guy.
As he slashed towards me, I didn't even move and I was just smiling at him. Why should I fear him, after all, even with his Kage level of power, he's still an emotional avenger.
Before his sword could touch me, Athar broke through the ground in front of me and grabbed the blade of the sword. Behind Sasuke, two mummies appeared and put their sword on the Uchiha's neck while the renaming two were on his sides with a sword ready to pierce his torso.
The rest of his Taka squad was looking at us and the only one that was about to move was the orange-haired man, but before he could move, the girl punches him in the head. I like her already.
Give her a smile and an apology gaze, I turned my head towards the emo avenger.
[+15 Affection with Karin Uzumaki for being hot and for showing Sasuke how wrong he is]
Ok? I won't say no to free affection with a beautiful girl, damn my weakness to hot red-haired girls.
"Once again, why should I be the one attacked when your target is Danzo? And before you say some bullshit about revenge, did you even research the whole massacre and reason for it ?"
"I JUST KNOW!"
"Then I'm sorry to inform you that you are a bigger idiot than some yellow-haired protagonist and maybe even denser than a bunker wall. Let me guess, Madara told you that Danzo was the one that put Itachi to kill the whole clan leaving you alive and that after you kill your brother you should kill Danzo, but did you even think about the fact that there wasn't even a body left after the massacre? Just you and a river of blood, as for the bodies …most likely stolen by some shady snake or a white plant thing, and even once wasn't that strange in your head or you just thought that Konoha would have stolen the bodies of its people? So for the last time what are you going to do?"(A/N: BTW, Danzo doesn't have the eye fetish so it's a completely AU world…)
"I WILL KILL."
"I tried, at least."
Punching in the face so hard that he lost his balance was so satisfying that I really want to do it again.
It seems that he didn't learn his lesson and kept attacking me and to be honest after the tenth punch, I got bored of doing the same thing.
"Athar put him to sleep and bring him over to the food stand, please."
"As you wish, my lord."
Leaving the Uchiha with a sadistic mummy, I walked towards the rest of his squad.
"Hello there! How are you guys doing?"
"Hello, I'm Karin and these are my friends, unfortunately."
"People call me Yoshida Haru, but you can call me anytime."
(A/N: I had to do it.)
I saw her becoming red, but she's cute when embarrassed so that was going to be remembered.
"Hey, don't flirt in public!"
Someone's jealous, but what can I say. Comparing my looks to him, I'm the handsome one.
"Suigetsu-Baka, DIE!"
Seeing a human fly with only a punch was quite a spectacle. We started talking about random things after she calmed down and Jugo woke up.
I'm not sure when, but Athar placed the sleeping emo near our table, and he and his mummy group disappeared into the ground.
I was surprised to discover that Karin enjoys and even despises the same dish as me. While our hobbies weren't all that similar, she did have one hobby in common with me: dealing with idiots.
To be honest, one of the reasons I could approach her so well was that she had a similar personality to Aika: both of them are perverts. Fortunately, she didn't have Aika's ability to measure men's and women's weapons.
I've earned 10 more Affection points with Karin and 30 Respect points with Jugo by the time Sasuke and Suigetsu were gaining some of their consciousness back. The man in question was the exact definition of a gentle giant, well mostly. His random anger issue was the only flaw in his personality, but I'm confident Jiraiya can deal with it.
I even completed the secret objective of the quest and that earned me even more rewards.
[Quest Completed: Avenger or avenged?
Objective 1-A: Deal with the Uchiha and befriend at least half of his squad
Bonus Objective: Punch the emo Uchiha ten times.
Bonus Objective 2: Achieve 20 + Affection with Karin Uzumaki
Reward: Get to know some new people that are considerate Spec-Ops, Perk – Let the plot work as it was planned, after all, I don't want to work.]
Bonus reward 1: Uchiha Sasuke will learn the truth and join Team 7 sooner than was planned.
Bonus reward 2: Romance path unlocked (50 Affection), double the host MP and increase the host regeneration]
"Karin, I love you!"
After a second, I realized that I said that loud… I fucked up, didn't I? Turning my head towards her, I saw her face was as red as her hair, while her eyes were white…she fainted…Oh boy.
Jugo was looking at me before he smiled.
"That was fast."
"Bad move, dude. It wasn't intentional…"
"Yeah, yeah, just be careful. She will beat you when she wakes up so I suggest you run."
"Don't worry, the worst thing that could happen will be a supernova punch and some swear words?"
But to be honest the rewards from her were too good: Double my MP pool and my regeneration to absurd levels. If I was a manga main character that would have been one of my power-ups…wait for a second!
As if someone would dictate my life…
(A/Remember Deadpool? Yeah…)
Half an hour later, Karin regains her consciousness and the first thing she did was to look at me.
Why the fuck do you blush, hoi, I just blurted that out, don't get emotional on me so soon.
Still blushing she jumped towards me. I expected a punch or a slap maybe some swear words, but not even in my wildest dreams would I have thought that saying I love you to a girl could make her break the fifty affection barrier and make her hug me while rubbing her head on me, but that wasn't the worst part…
[Congratulations host for attaining 75 Affection with Karin Uzumaki]
[Perk unlocked (1/2) – Yandere desire (Evolves into Yandere love)
If host increases the affection with a girl that has the Yandere trait, you will become her obsession (lover).
Be careful though, having a Yandere that loves you will surely impact your life.]
(A/N: A moment of silence for our MC)
(A/N: Also, before you say that it's forced, remember that the only person that sincerely cared about her was her mother, and having an attractive boy saying that love her, would surely trigger her to be having some feeling for the boy, plus that's how it works IRL sometimes and that's quite sad)
Jugo was trying hard not to laugh, while Sasuke and Suigetsu were staring at me and Karin blankly. Now, how should I handle this situation? I can't say I dislike her because, to be honest, I like her personality and she's quite attractive, so that's a plus, but having a Yandare's personality could be dangerous. My best bet is to slowly get to know her and possibly get myself a girlfriend, which I'm confident she'll accept even if I ask her right now.
The worst, however, was Athar and his mummies. I could feel them laughing outside the stand at my misfortune, or perhaps I shouldn't call it that, depending on how much I care about my life.
Looking at the blushing girl with hearts in her eyes, I could only sigh and accept the fact that I would have a Yandere sooner or later.
"Ahem, Karin-chan, could you let go of my neck, please?"
"Don't wanna."
I blinked at her. Ok…who the fuck is this cute creature and what happened with the perverted girl I just meet?
Seeing that I won't be able to do anything about my current situation, I let her hug me, as it was quite a nice feeling.
Turning my head towards Sasuke, I waited for him to speak.
"Yoshida Haru, I'm sorry for my action, and thank you for telling me the truth."
Bro, what happened? Is this a joke? Where's the hidden camera?
"Who the fuck are you? And what did you do to the emo that attacked me?"
He blinked at me, before he bowed again, making his already scary change of personality even scarier.
"I was blinded by rage, but now I know what I need to do. I can't stay in the light like a normal shinobi, but I can join the Anbu and help the village that way."
Officially, I'm scared, a gloomy Sasuke was ok, an emo avenger with a fetish for snakes was ok, but a Sasuke that apologizes and bow to his mistakes and wants to help the village as a way to repay the village, that something straight from a horror movie.