(A/N: I will say it right now: I'm sorry ,but I don't know if I will post regularly this week .Because, last night, I got a call from a neighbor that someone was trashing my car and when I got there with my dad, we found his-ex wife, aka my mother, smashing my car with a crowbar. Fucking hell...Long short story, she was taken by the police and she will pay for my car repairs, plus a trial...So I don't know how much time I will have left to post chapters and write/edit them)
I could barely contain my laugh seeing their faces and I even felt a pinch on my waist from my date.
Naruto did his signature move and hundreds of clones surround us. Boy, you picked the wrong opponent if you want to fight with numbers.
"Arise!"
My skeleton legion emerged from the ground one by one, preparing for the upcoming battle. Hundreds of Naruto clones face off against thousands of skeleton warriors. Who will come out on top?
Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for: the look of despair, the fear of losing his friends, and the determination to fight to the death against such odds.
Before Naruto could even make a move, I used one of the sneak attacks I invented for myself. [Exchange Position] was the name of my skill, and it allowed me to swap positions with one of my undead soldiers. To be honest, I barely fight myself these days as my army grows stronger, but a little exercise won't hurt, right?
I appeared behind Naruto and punched him in the head using [Exchange Position] with one of the tomb swarm mini scorpions. I didn't use excessive force, but I underestimated the power of my punch. Naruto flew for a few meters before losing consciousness... What the fuck is going on? He's so weak right now... Yeah, Jiraiya is still alive, and he didn't train to fight Akatsuki, so damn me and my plan to save some people. Sorry, but not sorry.
[Game] how powerful he is?
[Mid-rank, and if he uses Senjutsu and the Tail beast power, he enters the High-rank, but he's still barely better than a newbie in a fight against someone who has fought countless battles or can negate his signature move]
I went to pick up Naruto, but I was stopped by two princesses. Looking at them, I was certain that both of them would fight me, but Shikamaru intervened.
"Ino, Hinata, just relax. Isn't it true, Yoshida Haru, that if he had been an enemy, we would have been dead by now?"
That guy is smart, I won't lie, but he's also as lazy as a sloth most of the time. In response to his words, I simply smile.
"See, now stop causing a ruckus and eat your meals, what a pain."
I picked Naruto up from the ground and brought him to the bar, where I placed him in a chair to sleep.
Ino and Hinata were staring at me, but I'd had enough fun for the day.
I sat down and turned to face my date.
"I apologize for that, but I just wanted to tease them a little."
"Don't worry about me. I appreciate you showing me your dominant posture. Perhaps someday..."
"Maybe someday?" Karin-no ecchi! "What does your tiny mind dream up?"
Hearing my words, she blushed once more, but instead of feeling embarrassed, she simply smiled at me. If that wasn't a flag, I don't fucking know what it was.
We continue to eat and talk about our lives, and even though I was familiar with some aspects of her life from the anime, hearing how badly she was treated before joining Taka was heartbreaking. As she told me her story, I decided to do something my mother advised me to do when I get a girlfriend and she is sad. I got out of my chair and walked toward. She didn't understand what I was doing at first, but when I hugged her, she calmed down and buried her head in my chest.
After we finished our meals and I paid the bill, we decided to walk for a while through the village.
We didn't speak, but we continue to hold hands, and to be honest, I was enjoying this type of date and looking at my beautiful date, I'm pretty confident that she also enjoyed the date with me.
Seeing that it was already night, I decided to end this date in a special way. I asked her if she's ok with me grabbing her waist so that I can take her somewhere and she said that I could just grab without asking, but my mom raised a gentleman.
Using my skill, I appeared above the Hokage heads where I put Karin down.
To be honest, I wasn't expecting so many stars in the sky, but the whole image of the village, but the stars was quite a sight for the final part of our date.
"I know that it wasn't the best date, but it was my first one and I really hope you liked it as much as I did."
"Silly, if I didn't like it, you wouldn't stay with me right now on the head of the second Hokage. For me it was wonderful and I enjoy it. Thank you for making me feel special and cared."
I didn't have any time to respond as Karin approach me and kissed me clumsily, but I could feel her feelings.
After five minutes, we broke our kiss and I stared at the blushing girl.
"See you tomorrow, Haru-kun."
Once again she didn't let me speak, but to be honest, I enjoyed the kiss.
[Well, well. Congratulations host, you just gained a girlfriend. A dangerous one, but a girlfriend none the less]
Yeah, thanks for pointing the obvious. Show me the reward [Game].
[Quest completed: Give her a good date
Make this first date one of the best for both of you
Reward: Karin –Yandere to Karin- Yandere girlfriend
Perk – The one beloved by the dead – will be a huge help to you, as your control over the undead will increase and you will be able to command spectral units and being like Ghosts and Banshees]
[Perk- The one beloved by the dead
Effect: The host can control ghosts or any being that enters that category, of course, the host needs to earn/find/unlock the summons.
Effect 2: Increase affection with all undead beings
Effect 3: Increase affinity with death magic =It's easier to learn skills related to death, deals x2 damage, and its 50% cheaper to use]
Holy … sometimes I think that there's a higher being that looks over me and just randomly gives me rewards for being funny or just an idiot…
The night passed with me going on some raids with my summons and getting a lot of test subjects for my training. After all, how could I get better at something without the help of some bandits…?
In the morning I met Karin and told her that I will go on a training trip for a week or so and after a tearful promise and a threat to my jewels, I left Konoha and entered the night goblins dungeon.
For the next two months, I spend my time grinding the hell out of the night goblins dungeon, going on dates with Karin, building my army, and upgrading the [Impure World Reincarnation] jutsu or at least master it.
The first two weeks were filled with thousands of goblins being massacred by my legion and right now after two months, my inventory had over 700 thousand goblin corpses ready to be used.
After the third week, I start mass producing my Mummy battalion, and right now I have more than 30 Mid-class warriors ready to fight for me.
Unfortunately, after I hit level 60 with the Tomb King class, I could level it anymore in this dungeon as the exp was so insignificant that after one day, I only got 1% exp and that was too slow.
On the other hand, my Warrior Monk class was at 40 and my strength was almost at the threshold of a Mid-class.
But as all of the good things should end sometime, in my second month, I was target by a unique boss.
[Warlord Skarsnik, King of the Eight Peaks has gathered his army. You won't be able to leave the dungeon until one of you dies]
Ten hours after I got the notification, I met the goblin army. And it wasn't an exaggeration if I call it a green tide. At least one hundred thousand goblins were gathering at the gate towards the next dungeon and what was even more interesting was the small, yet not so small gathering of Rat-like things.
Not to mention the number of Spiders and Arachnid Spiders, that are in the back lines of the goblin tide.
Looking at my first battle against a legendary lord and his massive army, I could only feel excited. The thrill of war, the hovering death, and the rewards were the only things that keep me from retreating, and to be honest, I was enjoying the feeling of fighting against all odds.
Right now my army was just a little over 10k undead and my only advantage was the quality of my soldiers, but even so against 10 times more enemies, it would be a real challenge.
A horn sounded across the chambers, and then another, and another, until all the tunnels rang to their long, mournful songs. The caves reverberated to goblins war music. Explosions rocked the tunnel as craters were made within the ranks of the goblin army using stolen goblin rock throwers. The Skaven army line to attack the undead army, but just as they were about to charge, two scorpions appeared from below their feet killing tens of Skaven soldiers in just a second.
Within seconds, the small army of Skaven was annihilated by just two Tomb Scorpions. Surprisingly or not, the Skaven leader was barely stronger than my average Skeleton Warrior, which only means that this was just a mercenary army or at least something along that line. Or maybe the Skaven wasn't that strong in the next dungeon?
As the battle rages, teams of Goblins were able to infiltrate behind my lines, but fortunately for me, I was prepared for something like that and soon the same teams that infiltrate behind my lines were swarmed by my loyal tiny swarms of scorpions.
But just as we killed the sneaky goblins, one of my mummies was brought down by the goblin Warlord.
For kilometers around, the caves echoed to goblin cheers and yells of victory over one of my mummies.
It seems that the Warlord will die earlier than planned, but who cares, after all, the goblins shall die sooner or later.
As the hours passed by and my MP was starting to hit the dangerous point, I felt the change of the battle as more and more skeleton warriors succumb to the sea of green little fuckers…