"Fucking hell, Sebastian. When I told you to wake me up, I thought you will do it as a normal person will do."
"But it did the job."
"Of course it did. Thanks to my reflexes or I would have been killed. Water I can understand, but why the fuck did you throw knives at me!"
"Don't worry, I didn't aim to kill."
After I argue with him for another five minutes, I speed to run my morning routine and had Sebastian drive me to school.
As for how he got a car … let's just say that we borrow it from some yakuza.
When we arrived at the school, we got quite a lot of looks, but the award for the best expression goes to the devils. As soon as Sebastian walked out of the car, he turned his head towards them and smiled.
I barely contained my laugh when I saw their faces.
While I was telling Sebastian to take care of the yakuza and the stray devils in the town, I saw Aika coming towards us.
While I was expecting her to hug me, I didn't know how to react when I felt her tighten her hug.
"Thank goodness you are alright. Do you have any idea how worried I was when Yumma told me what her master put her to do?"
"I can probably guess. Don't worry you pervert head-on such topics. Everything is fine and her master won't dare to do anything stupid, at least something that may involve us."
"By the way, Haru, who's that hot butler?"
"That's my butler, Sebastian. Sebastian, this is Aika Kiryuu, my one, and only friend..."
Sebastian took her hand and kisses the back of it.
"Nice to meet you, Miss. Please look after my stupid master. He really likes to get himself into trouble if he's left alone."
"I...I…Of course, he's my friend."
"That's good. Then, the master sees you later."
After he left, I was looking at a flustered Aika.
"C'mon Aika, we have to go to our class."
"Right, sorry. It's just…"
"I know, Sebastian is just too good to be true, don't remind me of it."
"Jealous?"
"As if. I know you won't fall for him."
As we were passing through the gate, I greeted the council president and her vice-president, how we're still shocked by Sebastian's power.
Rias you had to anger someone like him. Maybe we can still fix our relation and start from scratch, but at the same time, Rias forced… failed to force him to join her peerage and Yoshida-san even won against her servants.
When we take into consideration that man, we have a new leader in our town. One that could kill us without sweating even a little. I know Yoshida Haru isn't a normal person to have someone like that following him and even regard him as a master. My sister must be informed of this before Rias's brother attempts to sever the last thread of peace we have with them.
"Wait, Yoshida-san! Can we talk for a second?"
"Sure, prez. Aika goes ahead, please."
Of course, he won't accept listening to … heh?
I saw him walk next to me and he was patiently waiting for me to say something.
I noticed him standing near me, patiently waiting for me to say something.
"Please accept my apologies, Yoshida-san. I wanted to apologize on Rias' behalf for her particular way of speaking with a potential servant. She's in a desperate situation right now, and she saw you as a possible solution."
"Or a pawn for her to use. Miss Sitri, don't try to apologize in her place. After all, you aren't at fault in this situation, and I have no reason to despise or dislike you, even if you are a devil. Of course, if you do something bad in my opinion, that could change. Likewise, if I do something wrong in your eyes."
"Oh, I see. Then, Yoshida Haru-san, thank you for taking the time to listen to me, and I hope we can become acquainted."
"As I said, Miss Sitri, as long as we don't become enemies, everything is possible, and to be straight on point, I prefer to talk to someone like you then talking to a spoiled little princess. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to be in my class in less than five minutes. See you later prez."
School and classes are the banes of my existence, thankfully I can sleep and the classes will end faster.
Another good thing about school was the breaks where I could relax after sleeping for so long. Life is good.
Back to the present…I was talking with Aika when I saw Yumma struggling herself to come towards us, most likely because of my presence.
I waved at her, which to be honest earned me a stunned Yumma.
"Come here Yumma. You don't need to stay there and wait for me to leave."
"I thought you hate me for what I was ordered to do."
"C'mon Yumma, you should know who's the one I hate. So what did she ordered you to do now?"
"TO be honest, nothing. She cried to her brother that you bully her and you almost killed her, which is a lie, but as a servant, we can't go against our master without becoming strays."
"I expected that. The wife of her brother tried to assassinate me yesterday. "
"AND HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?"
"Magic. And tell this to your master: One day you will regret your decisions. Yumma, Aika, I have to go, see you girls tomorrow."
As I was walking towards the restroom, I saw a guy that I avoided for the past week.
"Yoshida-san, wait a second."
Here it goes then.
"What can I do for you, Hyoudou-san?"
"I want to ask you something."
"NO! I'm straight and I like girls and women."
"Not that, I kind of expect that kind of response. I wanted to ask you how did you train to look so good and how can you be so strong?"
"Hyoudou-san, come a little closer and I will tell you my secret."
"You can call me Issei, I don't really mind the honorifics."
"Well then, Issei, every single day I train my body and mind. The most important thing is to stick to this intense training regimen. No matter how hard or how painful it is, you have to do One hundred push-ups, One hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats, and then run ten kilometers every single day."
"Wait, isn't that Saitama's training regimen?"
"Of course it is. It doesn't matter if it's from a manga, the fact that it could make you stronger is your best motive to try it. Just look at me."
"I understand, sir. Thank you for your insights, sir!"
"By the way Issei, how come you don't like girls and only look at men?"
"About that…it happens when I was younger, I had a friend that had a strange name for a boy. Shidou Irina was his name and I slowly developed feelings for him. Adding the fact that no girls would talk to me, for some reason and my only friends were males, you can guess the rest."
"I see, and then Issei, that guy in your childhood was a girl. Irina is a girl name and most likely she was a tomboy when she was little."
"I found out that myself, but I don't know if I would ever change the fact that I like men."
"You do you, but remember this thing, before you say for sure, you may want to try dating a girl, and maybe you will reconsider your choice."
"Thank you. I will think about it. See you later, Yoshida-san."
[You really want to help him?]
I don't have a problem with people that like the same gender as them, but it's better to see if you really can't develop feelings for the opposite gender before you are sure of your decision.
[That or the fact that you felt the power that resides in his soul]
I*Whistle* don't know what do you mean by power in his soul.
[Lie as much as you like]
"Is that it?"
"Two stray low-class devils who are still alive, and 57 dead yakuza from various towns who attempted to establish an organization here. I took all of their weapons, cars, and money and transferred them to your account. All of the weapons are in the basement, where you could store them."
"Thank you and I apologize for making you work so hard."
"Just don't be worried, master. For me, this kind of work is akin to going on a hunting trip. I enjoy hunting some prey from time to time."
"I believe you wanted me to take the souls of the two strays and use them to create more powerful undead, Am I right?"
"You are on point, master. You need to have more powerful undead. Even if you have me protect you, it won't hurt to have more cards in your sleeves than the enemy knows."
"You are right, Sebastian."
Looking at the two devils, I summon Athar.
After a quick explanation, he helped me take the souls of the two devils from their bodies leaving two dead bodies behind.
Taking 4000 corpses from my inventory, I quickly made another two Ancient mummies protect me and lead my army.
With three Mid-Class bodyguards, I could finally relax, and even if they aren't enough, Sebastian could kill most of the threats that will come on our way.
Sending the three mummies away, I decided to ask Sebastian something that I really want to know.
"Sebastian, when you were following Jihan, did you guys go to another world?"
"Unfortunately, yes. From the basic world of modern times to the fantasy worlds to fictional worlds like OPM, Dragon ball, and the like. It was the worst experience in my entire life. Too much bullshit and power of the friendship.
"You have my condolences. By the way, did these worlds differ from the ones illustrated in manga and anime?"
"No, most of them are the same thing and with very little to none changes. But your impact in that world will be enormous. I remember, one time when Johan went to some movie with superheroes and stole the most powerful things in that world and then left a message on a paper saying: Suck it noobs."
"Fuck it, do you want to follow me to another world? I want to get someone on my side and I may need your help."
"What do you require master?"
"I want to make someone a demon like you, but I want him to bind to me so that he won't be able to betray me."
"That's easy, master. I just have to get my hands on him and everything will be done."
"That's good. Then,[Game] send us to [Naruto World].
(A/N: Yo guys. The next chapter represents the first adventure of Haru in the omniverse. Can you guys guess, who's Haru target ?)