[A special chapter to greet the holidays!]
Starring some of our fave characters: Calla, Lavi, Sein, Erion and Alistair.
Welcome to the Christmas Special exclusive interview! We are here with our lovely host, the author herself: Miss Yuki.
Yuki: Good day, folks! The season of jolly and merry-making has come knocking on our doorsteps once more. Joining us today are five very wonderful guests. Everyone, please greet the audience!
Calla: Hello everyone, thank you for joining us!
Lavi: Hi, would you like to see some magic?
Erion: *winks at the crowd* Hey there.
Sein: *smiles and waves dashingly*
Alistair: *raises a hand and nods*
Yuki: Thanks guys, now please take your seats. And Lavi dearest, we won't be doing magic today.
Erion: *snickers*
Sein: *whispering* Magic-crazed
Lavi: *about to shoot someone on the forehead*
Yuki: *sweating nervously* O-okay to start off, today we have several questions to ask our guests! Everyone, at which place would you love to spend Christmas with? Boys, we'll start with you ~
Alistair: I hear the Southwest is known for its lovely springs.
Yuki: Ooohh, spoken like a true Crown Prince!
Alistair: *lifts brows* I am one.
Yuki: Y-yes ~
Erion: The South would be the best! It's less cold there during winter season.
Yuki: You live in the South…
Erion: Yeah and?
Yuki: Nothing, it's perfect. Lavi, it's your turn to answer ^-^
Lavi: I got no time to go travelling, need to practice magic.
Yuki: R-right… how about Sein?
Sein: I'd like to spend it at home with my family.
Calla: *falling in love even more*
Yuki: Uh-huh, as expected of Sein ~ Now it's time for Calla to answer the question!
Calla: Hmmm…
The boys: *staring and waiting expectantly*
Calla: I've always wanted to go to Japan during Christmas.
Erion: Where's that?
Sein: Is that a small town in the East?
Lavi: Japan sounds magical.
Alistair: *remembering all the places in the empire* I have not heard about this "Japan".
Yuki: *widens eyes at Calla*
Calla: *blinking and panicking*
Yuki: *does a face-palm*
Calla: *poker face* Japan is a very small village located at the outskirts of the East. Merchants come and go through this village so it is very famous even among the nobility.
Yuki: *glad that her main character can lie*
The boys: *nod in understanding*
Yuki: Wow! Those places sound very interesting ~ for the next question: What food do you like to eat during Christmas?
Alistair: Hot Chocolate Fudge while waiting for gift-giving.
Erion: Anything my mom makes, honestly.
Yuki: Ohh ~ so the Empress knows how to cook?
Erion: What? Of course she doesn't.
Yuki: Then how…?
Alistair: *sighs exhaustingly* Let's just move on to the next person.
Lavi: Strawberry cakes!
Yuki: That's nice-
Lavi: Mixed with elixirs and potions.
Yuki: O-okay… *shrugs it off and turns to Sein*
Sein: For me, the food doesn't matter. Everything I eat tastes better when I'm with my loved ones.
Calla: *falls harder*
Lavi: Even horse poop, then?
Erion: *giggles*
Calla: *gives Lavi a death glare* Say that again.
Lavi: Horse poop.
Calla: *about to snap*
Yuki: P-please calm down, everyone! C-calla darling, it's your turn ~
Calla: *calm exhale*
Yuki: *happy that her main character is rational*
Calla: I eat Tiramisu Crepe Cakes from McDonald's.
Yuki: *she takes it back* There are no cakes like that in McDonald's. And that is not the problem here.
Calla: *just realized her mistake* Oh.
Lavi: What language are you speaking? What's a McDonald's?
Alistair: I think they're talking about cakes.
Erion: I heard creep cakes. Scary desserts actually exist?
Sein: *thinks that he is being surrounded by idiots, except for Calla ofc*
Yuki: *uses her power as the author (can she really do that?)* You will forget about what Calla said, and instead you will remember that she answered "bread".
Calla: Please be more creative.
Erion: Yeah, bread is good.
Lavi: Bread is my favorite.
Alistair: I shall offer you bread baked by the top chefs in the palace.
Sein: Would you like to make bread together with me?
Calla: *blushes*
Yuki: *thinking that she is not getting paid for this shit* Alright! Before we wrap up, we have one last question from one random reader picked by me, the author (it's just my sister). The question is: What is the one thing that you would like to happen or receive this Christmas?
Alistair: I want none other than the prosperity of the empire.
Yuki: Isn't it very prosperous enough as it is…
Erion: For Christmas, it would be nice for *beep* to come back to life. Just kidding!
Yuki: Please don't hurt yourself any more than this.
Lavi: It'd be great to receive a new robe.
Yuki: That's surprisingly normal.
Lavi: *confused*
Sein: I just want a gift from a special someone.
Yuki: Ooohh! Who could this be?
Calla: *blushing hard* S-same goes for me.
Erion and Lavi: Boooo!
Yuki: *slowly becoming bitter as well* Aaand that's it! We hope you had a fun time, thank you for staying with us until the end! 'Til next time, luvs! And please remember,
Lavi: To
Erion: Always
Alistair: Wear
Sein: Your
Calla: Mask
[-End-]
Bonus:
[Calla's first ever group meeting]
Calla: So what are we going to do?
Lavi: I don't know. Maybe roast a chicken?
Calla: About the monsters, Lavi.
Lavi: Sorry, I'm hungry.
[Erion and *beep* flirting]
Erion: You're like an angel with no wings.
*beep*: …So like a person.
[At a random palace ball]
Sein: Did it hurt?
Calla: Did what hurt?
Sein: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Lavi, sliding an arm around Calla: No it didn't, because I was there to catch her.
[Sein and Calla flirting]
Calla: *yawns*
Sein: Yeah, being beautiful must be so tiring.
Calla: *winks* Well, then you must be exhausted.
Sein: *aggressively blushing red*
[Random call]
Kidnapper: I have your son.
Calla: I don't have a son. My father even said that it was still too early for talks of marriage.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Calla: Oh my goddess, you have Erion.
[Calla having dinner with her father]
Calla: Who the fuck
Duke Careem: Language
Calla: Whom the fuck
Duke Careem: No
[Calla and Lavi bickering]
Calla: What are you, five?
Lavi: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Calla:
Lavi:
Calla:
Lavi: Please don't kill me.
[Calla and Lavi bickering pt. 2]
Lavi: Must you always attack me with words?
Calla: You want me to use rocks?
[Behind the scenes of Calla's birthday banquet]
Calla: It's over. We won.
*behind Calla a monster survives and slowly stands back up*
Lavi:
Alistair:
Erion: *starts to point*
Calla: No. We won. I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won.
[Something blows up.]
Calla: Lavi, what did you do?!
Lavi: My best.