Magni pov:
"What the hell just happened?" I ask.
"Four fucking nukes happened. Jesus Christ, this is not how I pictured my day going." The person Elsa identified as Stark, answered over the comms.
"I am surprised your primitive country has such dangerous weapons," I say with newfound respect.
Not even my father would be able to survive that blast. This isn't the first nuclear weapon I have seen, there are countless worlds that have better ones than Midgard. Usually using nuclear weapons would cause other worlds to gain alliances against you, unless they have faith in the forcefields protecting their planet.
"Us? primitive? You look like you are heading to a game of thrones cosplay." Stark retorts.
Which inflates my desire to squash the mortal. Or at least I believe he is mortal, even if he wasn't I would try to pulverise him anyway, since cowardice is a trait the future king of Asgard does not have.
"This is fine royal Asgardian armour, you plebeian. Not even if you sold yourself and your family, would you be able to afford this." I replied.
"Enough bickering. We have more important issues like finding out who got access to 4 different nuclear launch codes, since I doubt four countries could have so easily decided to cooperate." The woman who identified herself as Natasha during the battle, interjected on our growing argument. "And we have one person left, it looks like the leader of the group."
"Why wouldn't you immediately cooperate, when your planet is being attacked?" I ask, confused.
"Because the planet doesn't have only one ruler, and everyone just so happens to hate each other's guts," Elsa replies.
"I will handle the leader. What is their location?" I asked, and just as quickly, Natasha supplied me with the detailed information.
I immediately take off to the location and arrive to see the green beast, that this group of people I have communications with called Hulk, battling against an equally large opponent with a strange chained hammer.
Hulk's opponent had a slight advantage, but it wasn't enough to beat him. Immediately I jump into the fight and land a punch against my opponent's chest, sending him flying. My gauntlet was uru and boosts my strength to a considerable level, so I really wasn't expecting much from the fight.
Something else I wasn't expecting was for Hulk to punch me while I was focusing on my opponent.
"Hulk's fight." He yelled out while I flew because of his hit.
I reorder myself while snarling at the dumb green beast. I fly toward the beast and rapidly begin hitting him. Sending him flying a few meters away with every punch. As I was about to uppercut him, he caught my arm and smashed me against the ground.
I allow my gauntlet to fly out of my hand, as he continues to smash me, letting the uru weapon hit him against the head, staggering him. I was officially mad, so I let the gauntlet fly on my hand and I began rapidly smashing the concussed Hulk on the head. with one of the hardest metals there was.
I stopped only when he was knocked out, and flew to the reason for this war. A lot of the humans that survived watched me as I flew away. I am certain my fight with the beast would be all over their, internet, I believe it is called.
Our fight was barely 2 minutes, so I was sure the hammer giant hadn't left the area. I am right and a few minutes of searching causes me to spot him fighting an android or robot who was badly being beaten.
I just hope this thing won't waste my time because of its entitlement to the fight. I immediately engage the enemy. He wasn't that tough and actually weaker than the Hulk, but his weapon was annoying in deflecting the damage I wanted to cause.
"I will distract it, Hercules." The robot said, and I had to double-take at the fact that Stark is a robot.
"You're a robot."
"No, this is a suit." He said and began firing lasers at our opponent which diverted the attention of the ugly bastard.
I renewed the fight and was getting ready to end it, when a giant ice construct came through its chest. I gave my cousin an unimpressed glare at the kill steal.
"On the bright side, now I can go back to my gambling session, I was about to win big."
"I wouldn't have taken you for a gambler. Are you free later, there is a nice restaurant in LA that is ice-based? Since this ice thing seems to be your kink," Stark tries to flirt.
Poor guy doesn't know what a foolish endeavour that is. She has a habit of viciously beating up people who irritate her. I guess he is at least lucky she isn't like her father, otherwise, he would just kill the people who irritate him. I am the only one who Loki doesn't kill when I irritate him. I figure he is either afraid of me or my father.
"No thanks. I believe I have standards." Elsa answers, and I smile at that.
Even though Elsa is a halfbreed, she is still a daughter of a prince of Asgard, and I will not allow her to ruin our reputation by associating, in an intimate manner, with a mortal who doesn't know his place.
"Low blow, Frozone." He replies in what I assume to be mock-offence, but I wouldn't be surprised if he would be actually offended, since his ego from what I could tell so far, is quite massive.
"On to serious business. How about you two joining the avengers initiative? Meet up with the others and we can discuss it further." A new voice says over the communication device, and before I can deny the foolish human's request a different voice appears.
"This is a private channel. This is Loki, and before you deny what the bald pirate just asked; just know I have made incredible progress in my healing arts studying your blood and wouldn't be averse to healing certain injuries in case you decide to join their merry group and of course supplying me with their happenings.." Loki answered over the comms.
I let out a growl of frustration. Being blackmailed isn't how I wanted my day to go, but it is certainly better than being injured. "Fine."
Loki Pov:
I laugh at the turn of events. Magni joining the avengers is certainly funny and difficult to imagine, seeing as he is like any prince, arrogant. I can't imagine myself joining a group of people weaker than me and liking it, especially if I was being blackmailed.
I see he is enjoying playing with his new uru weapon. I enchanted it myself, so if he annoys me or goes against me I can easily strip him of the weapon, which is better than if my mother enchanted it, and then I would have to deal with someone who could boost his strength.
He wasn't even close to my strength, but I saw no reason not to gain control of his weapon. He had a nice unique ability that he can now properly control because of his weapon. His strength always fluctuated during certain periods of his life, and now I am certain it is because he couldn't control his ability to strengthen himself.
It had the same enchantments as Thor's Hammer. What was a surprise was that Thor's didn't exactly have a worthiness enchantment on it but one that allowed only people Odin allowed to use, and now that Odin is dead only people that Thor wants can use it.
I just hope Elsa doesn't decide to join their group. My daughter is quite whimsical, and I can't imagine Aelsa liking it when Elsa is soon to be Queen. I gave Elsa the improved ice casket that Odin stole from Laufey and gave to me. My son, Jormungandr has an uru necklace that makes his venom more venomous and controls his magic better.
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