That can't be good, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD AT ALL! My fears were further confirmed when i started hearing gospels echoing through the walls and an organ playing. I would've shat myself if it was physically possible when i glance at the throne to find A MOTHERFUCKING HEALTH BAR ON TOP OF IT! At this point the music was getting louder and the corpse's eyes lit up with fire and he slowly rose up. It grabbed the greatsword off the ground like it weighed nothing then slammrd it down nearly causing an earthquake. Black flames surrounded the monstrosity as i heard drums playing.
-Play {Battle at the Basilica}
Boss:Sangress the forsaken
Is this a joke, a really cruel and twisted joke? I have next to no armor and piece of trash that can barely kill slime and now i have to fight this prick. Before i could rant further, Sangress practically flew at me with an overhead slash but thanks to my past experience of 3 hours of agony fighting artorias, i reacted in time and rolled the side *BOOM* The impact was so powerful it created an explosion leaving behind a charred crater. As Sangress was busy prying the sword that was now stuck to the ground, i took my chance and went behind him for a backstab, to my surprise the dagger did went through but he didn't so much as flinch at it. I looked towards the health bar to see 99.875% remaining. How is this fair at all. Sangress noticed me behind him, sent a kick straight to my chest sending me into the walls. "OOOF! Christ 1 kick and he nearly shatters my ribs! " This isn't good come on think what could i do here the health bar is too large for a normal boss fight. Wait a second... This isn't a normal boss fight! Yhorm and Ancient Wyvern both has gigantic health bars but they're both ridiculously easy to kill. I need to find his weak spot. Sangress has pulled out his sword at this point but instead of lunging at me again he raised it in the air. My non existent eyes widen when fucking lightning came out and struck me to which i had to toss my cloak infront of it and duck back to avoid the blast. How the fuck can he use ligh-OH SHIT! A black fireball flew by me and took my entire left arm off. I screamed in pain but through all that i noticed something useful. Through out all those moves, the hole in his armor always glow brighter and brighter after each attacks. That must be the spot, now i just need to hit it.Sangress still didn't relent on his onslaught as his attacks kept getting faster and he probaly is also getting angrier at the fact that i'm dodging it by rolling around like a mentally disabled hedgehog. Does this bastard even feel anything how is he still accelarating. Then i saw a golden opportunity as he winds up for the overhead slam. Unlike before instead of rolling to the side, i rolled towards and directly under him and ended up behind him instantly. Sangress saw this and threw a haymaker at me which is in the path of my attack. Fuck i can't back off now who knows how long until he'll expose himself again. This is it, I'M GOING ALL IN! Despitr his fist flying towards me i still jam the dagger through his core but doing this made my last arm got caught in his punch and got snapped in half. "YES YES I-OH FUCK THE PAIN IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH" I rolled on the ground in utter pain but at least that bastard is deas... Hold up... The music is still playing...i looked back and saw Sangress in pain butvhis health bar however... 49.875% remaining... Bitch how dare you still live. I can't pull that shit again i'm out of energy... And arms. *RAWWRRAGGGHH* Great so all i did was threw away all my options of fighting back and provoking Sangress so hard he's going into super saiyan mode. How can this get any worse than this. Just as i said that, some wax fell on top of my head burning it slightly. "FUCK OFF MURPHY'S LAWS" I glared at the chandeliers above and an idea came into mind. Sangress has just charged a bigger lightning bolt with his sword and shot it at me and i caught him off guard by jumping straight into the air above him. The lightning bolt did hit me but only the legs which turned mr potatohead limbless on thr ground. However, i got what i wanted. The bolt didn't stop there as it continues to travel upward and hit the chandeliers causing them to fall down on top of Sangress in a 1 out of 1 million chance as the pointed tip of one of the chandeliers actually impale him through the core killing him
{music stops}
Sangress the forsaken defeated
It actually fucking worked, i watched in satisfaction as the body of Sangress slowly turn into dust. Pls be enough to heal my wounds, i don't want to fight my way out of here like a cripple. As the dust enter my bodies, a stream of white flowed out of my skull to my wounds and completely regrew the limbs. But even after fixing my wounds there were still alot of dust on the ground that is yet to be absorbed, Sangress was a boss after all so i guess those dust would improve this body. I sat up and was about to head to the exit when my foot hit sonething. I looked down at the spot where Sangress died with sone dust still flowing into me but there were other things there. At the center of it all was a book with a pitch black sinister looking sword with a jagged edge and a skull on the pommel. I picked both of it up and the title of the book was "Skill book [observe]"