I woke up pinned to the bed. Draco's arm was draped over my stomach. Let's just say I freaked out, why was I in Draco's bed and why the hell was there a ring on my wedding finger.
"Draco wake up" I shriek
"Ugh. What" He grumbles back
"Get off of me before I punch you" I threaten, Draco jumps back.
"What the hell Granger. It's just me no need to get all 3rd year" He remarks
"Why are-" I start
"Mrs. Malfoy" He drawls like he's teasing me, "this is our bed and I can sleep in it if I want, now what does my bride want for breakfast"
"Your finding this way to enjoyable" I tell him annoyed, remembering how much I currently hate Blaise.
"Why wouldn't I enjoy it. I have the most beautiful wife in the world"
"Are you, flirting with me Malfoy" I tease
"Of course I'am your my wife and we are a happily married couple who has a happy little family."
For Ida I remind myself. I guess Draco's a good actor.
A few minutes later me and Draco were eating eggs at the table, when Pig flew into the window over the kitchen sink.
"Pig" I coo, walking over to the window, giving him a piece of my scrambled eggs.
"What is it" Draco asks from the kitchen
"Letter from Ron and Lav" I call
The Weasleys, Ron, Lavender and there copious amount of children. They surpassed Molly and Arthur, with 9 children 2 of whom were adopted from a muggle orphanage. I rang the bell once and a very frantic Lavender answered the door.
"Molly quiet mummy's talking to someone, Gideon and Hugo stop fighting. Audrey mummy said no biting" she yelled over her shoulder before turning to face us.
"What can I do for you Mione" She asks while glaring over her shoulder just like Molly her and Ron had quite the brood of children, all with red hair and freckles.
"We came for Ron, him Harry Draco and I have some work to do, I'm sorry to leave you alone on a Saturday." I say, Lavender steps aside letting me and Draco into her and Ronald's messy abode. Children screeched and argued while running around. Over the years Lavender has matured a lot and her and Ginny run a business from home. Inside you could hear Ron fighting with his youngest daughter, Eloise about the importance of underwear.
He slowly walked down the stairs upon hearing our voices, his daughter Simone clung to his leg as he balanced Eloise on his shoulders. Upon seeing their dad all 9 Weasley children rushed toward there father to give him hugs. It was a stampede of red hair and freckles, Molly, Hugo, Gideon, Audrey, Simone, Eloise, Oliver, Fabian, and Collin, followed by two blonde children toddling behind, Lenora and Henry. They crushed their father in good-bye hugs, and clung to his legs and arms as he struggled to the door, he gave Lavender a quick kiss whispering "sorry" as he shook off the last of the children, then they turned to me and Draco. Each Weasley gave me a loving hug, followed by tentatively wrapping there tiny arms around Draco's waist in an awkward hug. Draco just patted each kids head uneasily.
Once outside Ron grabbed me and Draco crushing us in a hug.
"God I've never been so happy to see a Malfoy, I love my kids but I am not a jungle gym. Do you know how many feet I've had in my..." Ron thanked us before being interrupted
"Actually it's Malfoy's now" Draco says grabbing my left hand to show Ron the ring. Well that was one way to announce our marriage. Ron's eyeballs nearly popped out of his head
"Wait what, huh" Ron said looking between me and Draco.
"I'll explain once we collect Harry. It'll be easier" I say patting his shoulder, as Draco grabbed my hand to apparate.
The Potters had lived in Grimmauld place since they had been married 20 years ago. They had 3 children Albus Scarfy Potter, James Sirius Potter, and Lily Luna Potter. Ginny and the kids were on the porch and Harry was just inside the door grabbing a hat. Ginny was zipping each child's sweater and making sure there galoshes were on, before marching them into the woods toward her greenhouse. She was already gone by the time I reached the steps so I just waved at Albus. Harry was all ready and standing on the porch waiting for us.
"Hermione got married" Ron exclaimed
"First Draco then you, can't a girl explain" I joke
"You did what" Harry choked
"Got married, to save our daughter" I clarify, "Blaise, yes he's alive let me finish" I say cutting them off before they could speak, "said that this was getting big in the news, and we needed to create a stable environment if we wanted any chance at our daughter back"
"Motherly devotion" Harry puts simply
"That's a hell of a lot of devotion, living with a Malfoy, sleeping in the same bed as a Malfoy" Ron scoffed, I felt a flame rise in my cheeks, Ron faked a gag, which earned him an elbow in the chest from Harry.
"We aren't in school anymore Ronald your a head Auror for gods sake" I scold rolling my eyes. Ron grunted but walked forward extending his hand to Draco, "welcome to the family mate"
"I guess we're going to need a few extra tickets, huh" Harry adds.
"So many more tickets" Ron drawls
"I guess the game is still on, no killing necessary"Draco comments, "the cannons are so gonna loose"
A look straight from the pits of hell
I'm proud of this. I think I might be getting funnier. I thought his was funny, was this funny? *doubt comes in*