"that's the 6th one this week. AND ITS JUST TUESDAY!, how's that even possible"
"you tell me!"
"Rita, you can't keep going on like this forever!, you'll die lonely"
" I know, I know" you sighed
"do you think I like the way things are?, Mia"
"plus out of those six, were people from online dating apps." You tried to reassure nothing
"then how could they just leave you, online!?" Mia rubbed her temples in frustration
"I don't even care anymore. I'm done with boys and dates. Heck! I'm never going to be in a relationship"
"language!, and what!?"
"I don't know what's going on anymore!, I get into a reasonable relationship and when I get all comfy with the guy he breaks up with me" You sighed feeling stressed
"comfy?, how?" Mia's brows furrowed
"you know, comfy, as in when we're finally feeling a little well, I don't know like close?, like when we're in that vibing stage well I don't really care"
"mhm, go on" Mia watched her friend urging her to continue
"yh that, and when I actually have that shot like 'this is the moment' and get to kiss the guy, the next day he calls me and breaks up with me"
"a break up over the phone!?"Mia was in wide eyes
"you know, its happened so much, I can't even tell if I should get hurt by it anymore" You shrugged
"so what do you plan to do?" Mia asked with sad eyes looking at her best friend
"nothing"
"what?"
"like I said before, I'm done with boys and dates, I shall forever remain single" You formed a peace sign with you fingers forming a line with your lips
"nope, never, nuh uh" Mia stated
"then, my darling friend, what do you suggest I should do?"
"from what you've said, every time you get 'comfy' the next day they break up right?"
"well yh, so?"
"sooo... Haven't you ever thought of how something is always wrong with that?" Mia asked as you tilted your head to the side, confused
"well not really, no why?"
"you said every time you kissed them they break up with you the next day, don't you think the problem's in your kiss or worse... your mouth"
"are you saying I have mouth odor??, might I remind you every part of my mouth both in and out are all perfect and don't forget the fact that I'm also-"
"You're a bad kisser" Mia spoke before you finished blabbering about yourself
"the hell's that?" You chuckled
"ever thought of 'why do they always break up after my kiss with them?' maybe that could be the reason"
"that's impossible. I mean they do break up with me after just one kiss we share but that can't be it right?"
"keep telling yourself that"
"well- then explain the ones I talk to online"
"I don't know, you're probably horrible at flirting or you being a bad kisser has gone viral" Mia shrugged.
You were a mess. A lonely sad mess.
"so what do you suggest I do now huh!?"
"well for starters. Seek help"
"and where do I do that?"
"well my friend, you're in luck cause your beautiful friend right here has a solution for you"
"what an angel" You sarcastically said as Mia lightly pushed you as she chuckled at your reaction
"my cousin's, dad's aunt's child's, uncle who has a twin sister, is an all well known fortune teller"
"BITCH!"
"LANGUAGE!... She can probably predict your future, tell your past and help us out with your whole situation... I don't know man"
"fine tomorrow then?"
"serious!, you'll go!?"
"well yh"
"I didn't expect you to accept but thank goodness you did!" Mia jumped happily
"aight! So tomorrow I'll take you there?" she asked
"sure, sure"
"I'll be on my way then"
"bye hoe!"
"language! don't curse"
you looked unbothered as you blinked at Mia
"hoe" you repeated
Mia sighed in defeat
"love you too"