'Owwww, my head.' Matsuda thought to himself as he sat up. 'Where am I?' He looked around.
There was 2 pairs of stairs in front of him leading up into a place out of Matsuda's sight, the walls of the place was covered in vines and moss, a door was between the stairs, and 8 other people on the floor around him. The only thing lighting the room was candles and lanterns.
"What the hell?" Matsuda said aloud to himself.
"Ah you, you're finally awake." Matsuda heard a male voice from his left.
He turned and saw a male with black hair, yellow eyes, and glasses.
"What do you mean, 'finally awake?' Have you been trying to wake me up?"
"No I wasn't. Listen, they caught trying to cross the border."
"What border? I was just walking home!"
"Okay, I see you're not a nerd like me."
'What is this dude talking about?'
"Can both of you shut up. I'm trying to nap." A feminine voice said from his right.
They turned and saw a girl with cat ears and a tail, what looked like red and blue eyes, and short white hair. And she was in a bag.
"Oh my lord it's a cat girl!" The nerd said.
"A cat girl? Aren't those things rare?" Matsuda asked.
"Don't call it a thing! And yes they are very rare."
"Huh... wait aren't you concerned as to why we are here?"
"No, why should I be?"
"Because we were possibly kidnapped and place in... either a very nice, old school. Or a mansion."
"We're in a school. Also so what if we were kidnapped? Now i can finely live out the Danganrapa fantasy I've always had!"
"Danganrapa? What is th-"
"And look around you dude. There are 4 females, and a cat girl! I call dibs on the long purple haired one."
"You can't really call dibs on a girl-"
"Again can both of you shut up. I'm trying to nap." The cat girl shouted to them.
"And why are you so laid back about this." Matsuda asked.
"Because... wait that's a good question. Why am I napping I should be trying to find master."
The cat girl gets out of her bag, stands up, and looks around. Her eyes land on a girl with long purple hair. "Ah there she is."
She walked over to the girl and started poking her. "Master, master, master-" she continued poking her for awhile.
Matsuda stands up. "So what's your name?" He asks the nerd.
"Huh and why should I, the main character, tell a measly side character my name?"
"Ummm... so I can address you properly? Is that a good enough reason?"
"Fair. Alright you better listen because I'm only going to say this once. My name is Nakamora Toshi."
"My name is Kiziaki Matsuda."
"-aster. My name is Mikan Yūka."
"Just a question," the nerd asked Yūka. "Is your master a nerd?"
"Well it really depends on what Matsuda thinks of nerds," she answered. "So what do you think of nerds Matsuda?"
"Oh... ummm they're okay I guess? Why?"
"Oh no reason... why isn't she waking up?"
"Oh, I know what to do." Toshi said. He reached into his pockets and pulled out 2 rolled up tissues.
"Why do you have tissues?"
"Well unlike you lazy mortals, I was exploring this school."
He pulled out a bottle with a mysterious liquid.
"Is that Pepsi?" Yūka asked.
"Indeed it is." He poured some on the tips tissues, "I'm going to put it in her nose." He walked over to the unconscious girl.
Yūka blocked his path. "I don't trust you enough to let you put Pepsi in master's nose."
"Okay then... Matsuda do you have any ideas?"
Matsuda walked over to the girl. And started poking her. "Wake up, wake up, wake up-"
Yūka joined. "Master, master, master-"
"Guys shouldn't we be trying to wake up the other 7 people in this room?" Toshi asked.
"Go shove Pepsi in their nose's." Yūka responded.
"Okay maybe I will." Toshi went over to a guy with huge muscles.
"I hope this works." Toshi said before shoving the tissues up the man's nose.
Welcome to the pog zone.
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