"Didn't you say your name is Chado?" Shuji asked.
"Yeah." Chado responded.
"So wouldn't it be called a Chado talk? Who's Ted?"
"It's an American thing."
"You stupid son of a bitch. We're all Japanese."
"Hey that's pretty mean Shuji." Matsuda said.
"Am I wrong?" Shuji asked.
"In the first part no, yes in the second part."
"Listen it's fine. I've been called worse." Chado said.
"Alright." Matsuda said.
"Hmm, so I got briefed on whats happening by Toshi-"
"Hello!" Toshi said from behind Chado.
"-so we've all been kidnapped by someone right?"
"Yeah pretty much." Matsuda confirmed.
"Huh. Weird. So should I help wake people up?" Chado asked.
"Yep. Just poking them and say, 'wake up.'"
"... Works for me."
"Why is everyone just so okay with being kidnapped? Isn't this something to panic about?" Shuji asked.
"Probably. But what will panicking solve? Also it's not like I was doing anything with my lives anyways. So why should I panic?" Matsuda responded.
"Uh, I can't tell if that's inspirational or depressing."
"Umm yes."
"Both it is then. Welp I'm going to go wake up some idiots."
Shuji stood up and walked over to some kid with a black case. "You're stupid, you suck, I hate you, you probably watch and read more hentai then the writer does-"
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Matsuda turned to Kiyomi. "So... wanna explore this place with me?"
Kiyomi's face turned redder then a red giant about to go supernova. (These will only get weirder and crazier as time goes on.)
"T-together?"
"Yep."
"No one else is coming with?"
"Nope, we are the only one's going."
"S-s-sure."
They stood up. "Me and Kiyomi are going to explore this place, bye." Matsuda said as they started walking away.
"Bye."
Three walked up the staircase, there was a door in front of them, and a left and right turn. "So do you wanna go left or right, or through that door?" Matsuda asked.
"Ummm left." Kiyomi responded.
"Alright, left it is."
Now, let's take a look inside their heads while they walk. Let's do Matsuda first.
'If someone has a harem full a yandere girls is it a battle royale? How is it possible for a high schooler to have huge muscles? If an atom from a human and an atom in a black hole are quantumly entangled then would the human die from the mass of a black hole?' (Fun fact. It would leave one atom unentangled because of someone weird science where, (how I understood it) we don't know the state of the other atom so it leaves a lot of possibilities where the atom could be destroyed or it could be fine. It's impossible for us to know because we don't know where the other atom is. Like if there are 2 bags with a blue marble in one, and a red in the other. Normally we would know that if we know where the blue one is then we know the position of the red marble. But because we don't know which marble is in which it leads to the possibility where both bags have the red and blue marble in them. I doing a terrible job explaining it. Uhh look it up it's really cool.... wait I'm suppose to be writing a book? Wack.)
Okay now that, that rant is over let's take a look inside of Kiyomi's head.
'...'
Hmmm. There's nothing. That's str-
'I need need a new change of panties.'
Okay I guess not.
They walked into a place that looked very similar to café, there were cakes and pies, smoothies and coffee, and a robot working behind the counter.
"What the hell?" Matsuda asked.
"..." Kiyomi was still to embarrassed to speak.
"He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-" the robot started saying.
"What the hell part 2?" Matsuda asked again.
"He-he-he-Hello sir what can I get you?"