Ashito suddenly awoke his eyes blinded by the light. "Where am I now? I died as a potato. Am I in potato heaven?" Ashito said, then realised, "I can speak!"
When his eyes got used to the brightness he could see what was around him. Though all he saw clouds as far as the eye could see. Wondering what he was he looked down and was surprised to see he was in his human body. 'I got my body back,' he thought 'but what is this place? It looks like there are clouds everywhere and-' Ashito's monologue was interrupted by another flash of light.
Then suddenly in front of Ashito appeared a beautiful girl with flowers in her black flowing hair, a beautiful red dress floating above the clouds.
"Hello my child. I am the Goddess of delicate earthly life, the blossom princess - Konohanasakuya-hime." said the girl in a beautiful voice.
"Goddess of -- Wait! So I really am in Heaven."
"Well not exactly. This is nor the material plane nor Heaven. This is a gateway between both. And it is your death that I must discuss. As you know your life on Earth ended early. As the Goddess of earthly life it is my job to send young souls to live another life. No mortal being is supposed to meet me, but I made a mistake and you were…"
"Reborn as a potato. Correct?"
"Correct. You have died once more, but I cannot send you to another world again as it is beyond my power limits. I can also not change your form from a potato due to the rules we have here."
"So are you gonna send me back as a useless potato or just let me go to Heaven."
"Neither."
"As expected. I'm going to Hell. Well then, goodbye."
"What? No! You have greatly misunderstood. I'm sending you back as a potato, but I shall be giving you some special abilities."
"Like?"
"I will give you the power of telekinesis, so you can communicate with the others. I shall also make you psychic, so you can move freely and use other objects. And since you are a potato. An easily slicable thing I am giving you the ability to regenerate. The only rule is you are not allowed to tell anyone in this world that you are from another world or that you were reincarnated, or you will be sent straight to the Afterlife, all that you did in that life, erased. Understand?"
"I do. But wait, so I'll be basically Immortal?"
"Well, normal attacks will not be able to kill you, but there are spells that can. Also you probably will not wanna go around getting sliced as it will be as painful as a sword slicing your human body."
"Well that's great," Ashito said sarcastically, "I hope I won't see you again. No offense."
"None taken. I hope you live out the fullest potato life. I will now be sending you back. You will feel the immense pain of being sliced in half and you will be in two pieces, but you shall soon regenerate."
"Wait wha-"
"Goodbye!"
A light flashed in front of Ashito's eyes and he was teleported back to the other world.