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Chapter 5 - Quirk: GUN

[ AHAHHAHA fml. I saw a post on insta where it was a pic of izu with a gun and it said "Quirk: Gun" So I wrote something dumb - Insomniaddict ]

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Quirkless

Izuku, Age 5

Inko: "Izuku what do you say when someone asks if you have a quirk?" She looks at him sadly.

Izuku: "GUN!" Little Izuku pulls out a pistol.

Inko: "NO! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?" She is shooketh.

Izuku: "Your closet." He looks at innocently.

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All Might

Izuku, Age 11

All Might: "What's your quirk young boy?" He says proudly.

Izuku: "GUN!" He yells and pulls out a nerf gun.

Inko: "NO!"

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Mugging

Izuku, Age 12

Mugger: "G-give me your wallet!" He yells at Izuku.

Izuku: "Ehehehehe. You've fallen into my trap card." He giggles like a psycho.

Mugger: "W-what the fuck are you saying?!" He yells again.

Izuku: "Quirk: GUN!" He pulls out a pistol.

Mugger: "NO!" He screams and runs away.

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Eraserhead

Izuku, Age 13

Eraserhead: "Did you take that guy down?" He points to the unconscious man.

Izuku: "Yep!" He nods.

Eraserhead: "Imma have to take you in for a statement. Did you use a quirk?" He asks.

Izuku: "Yeah!" He cheers.

*At the Station*

Tsukauchi: "Now that your mom is here for consent. What's your quirk?" He starts the questioning.

Izuku: "GUN!" He slams a dart gun on the table.

Inko: "NO!"

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U.A.

Izuku, Age 15

Kirishima: "Whats your quirk man?" He asks not rudely.

Mina: "Yeah! We can't yee any features and I don't remember seeing you use it." She wonders.

Izuku: "GUN!" Izuku slams a pistol on his desk.

Eraserhead: "NO!" He sits up in his sleeping bag.