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reincarnated as my noble self, I shall hold no restrictions!

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1: The two-sided CEO

5:30 am...

"Ahhhh"(she sighed out loud), *another day at work*. The multimillionaire thought to herself as she went back to reality, sometimes she wish that she could just smack these douchy and greedy CEO's that were trying to make it difficult for her to settle on a deal.

"Mr. Tory, could you please just settle down and not make it hard for us *added about-to-weep face*, I'm just trying to earn money to raise my family *added pitifulness*". *To be honest, I've already said these cliche lines so many times to these male Karen's, and I don't have a family, but people tend to pity people who try to bring up their family as an excuse to be more greedy, well, I didn't get a PhD in psychology for no reason!*

While the "pitiful" Multimillionaire was "weeping", and thinking such thoughts, the client who was trying to raise the amount of money his company would get out of this deal, looked at the bystanders then looked back at the pitiful CEO who should've been given a Oscar award's.

*ohhh, how my reputation would be put to ruins by this wicked woman's horrible acting* the client thought through furrowed brows.

"ahem, I think we should end this meeting Ms. Philip , I will have the details sent later about our collaboration" and the middle aged man has now been defeated by the Oscar winning Multimillionaire. *ding ding ding! K.O*.

After all the humans within the vicinity of Cora's room left, the lady couldn't hold it in anymore, decided to laugh like a maniac from the movies. *popcorn crunch*

After 11 hours of:

dealing with bitches from some entertainment company she probably owns, or will ruin in the near future.

Knocking down clients who were being frugal as fuck, but still bought the Gucci belt, glasses, and had completely engulfed themselves in channel cologne, oh and don't forget the Lamborghini they drove with gas spent throughout the 37 miles journey . Cora had one word she wanted to say so badly throughout the meeting, "DISGUSTING. FLEXING. DOUCHEBAG.".

Trying to hold in her Bitch/Douchebag slapping senses

Reading documents

Reading about herself in the papers and looking at her face in the mirror.

(cause apparently she's quite "fond" of herself, and by "quite" I mean "very")

Going to a bunch of interviews where they ask you a bunch of stupid questions that they know she won't answer, but they try to pressure her with the camera. (don't worry, she'll just buy their company if they piss her off)

Internet surfing for what people are into nowadays, apparently it's for "inspiration". (she has found that people call humans her age "boomer")

Read some mangas, watch some cliche dramas. ( it's to practice her acting)

Approve some more documents

Work overtime.

"UGH. I'm off, FINALLY!" groaned the lifeless form that was the two-sided CEO.