Standing in his room, releasing heavy breaths from anxiety, Ben forced himself to calm down. "Relax, it might've all been a troll from the system. There's a good chance my bloodline didn't become half-orange, or whatever it would be called—tangerine maybe…"
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He didn't know the outcome so tried to stay positive. However, deep down, he still dreaded becoming the fruity version of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly…
Soon though, Ben came up with a good test to see if he became the literal golden child of the Trump family…
The method was simple--try out a few quotes from the ancestor…
So after a brief search on the internet...
"Make America great again."
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"Grab 'em by the pussy. Grab 'em by the pussy."
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"I don't know who Lil Jon is. I don't—I really don't."
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"I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean…I want to help women."
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