*A conversation between a god and his pillow*
Why won't you allow me put my head on you
Mr pillow,
that's kinda your job Mr pillow,
stop being a ding dong Mr pillow.
Oh shut up!, (the pillow said)
screw you, and my job,
by the way, you better cut out all the kissing practice with me, If you wanna kiss her, go kiss her OK, stop being such a Whimp and do it already Jesus Christ!!! get a life already you, little, dumb twart.
But..but i can't kiss her, she's like a million galaxies away. I can only imagine kissing her, in my head and stuff..
Fuck! How's that, my!!!, problem. Even if she was here we both know your too much of a dick to do it anyway, just fucking murder yourself already
am not gonna!...
Yes you are, nobody!, I mean nobody! likes you , that's why your having a full blown conversation with me, a fucking pillow cuz you suck,
No I don't, um.., I'm pretty good at drawing and some people say i look nice...and..., i don't suck,OK!?
Yeh right, and elon musk is actually your dad (The pillow stuttered), and who the hell told you all that.
My.. My family and close relatives...
Holy moly!! (the pillow laughed)
Of course they'd say that.
You know what Mr pillow?!,
What?!
Screw you!, Mr pillow
Yeh sure, i might never kiss the hot goddess, yeh sure, I'm not that fucking good looking or cool but at least, I'm a freaking god, who uses magic on a daily basis like, phones and electricity, part of the most exciting century yet, yeh sure i might be obscure but what isn't?
You see, a wise two timing prick once told me on instagod that
*"don't ask people if what you did is good or bad. You can ask for opinions but not that.Be proud of your work."*
Yeh sure my life might suck to you but it's my life, my work, so I'm proud of it
Jeez, okay you can sleep now, it's all a simulation anyway.
Wait what?! Meaning non of this is real, the kisses, the hot goddesses, the fucking ice-cream????!!
Yep
Then who's simulating it, I'm a freaking god!!
Yeh well, they're higher.
They?!
Yes they, the cult. So better behave and be more interesting like this more often, so you don't get us all turned of OK.
The cult of what?
The cult of Sheol you moron!......
Oh darn you made me say it, nooooooooooooooo!!!
*Beep!!!*