Im tired...my hands hurt ...i cant feel my legs anymore.
But i cant stop, i need her. how many men have i killed now?? 10?, 50??.. a hundred??? screw it, it doesn't matter, I've got to get to.. wait!, is my phone ringing??, damn No it isn't!, focus Terra!! you've got to save her. you know she's counting on you.
first things first, I've gotta find a means of transportation, eventually the Trafalgar will definitely notice me and then it's "GG" . im pretty good with the sword but I'm no "Alexander" nor am i any form of "Sheol the great warrior"... I can't alone take on even an atom of the Trafalgars wrath, these men i killed are nothing. I've got to be on the move somehow, before they notice me, perhaps a dragon?, No! it's too big, it'll bring about too much unwanted attention teleportation??!, NEH! I don't have enough power for that. oh holy damn then i guess it's the bus for me.
( i guess i need to tell you lads he's in the boss already, im the narrator i guess)
*IN the bus*
bloody hell, what's that smell??,
*Out of the bus and in a generic bad guy hideout*
quick stab to the chest!, kick to the leg and finale, kiss to the fore head. haha
"You freak!... why'd you.. do that??!" *cough*
the kiss or the stab??, which one?," huh??.... oh you died already, guess it must have been the kiss, hmmm gay people.
the doors are sealed wit magic!, wow!.. dad was right this guy really doesn't like being dead. too bad for him I'm uh.. um...um.... (insert cool punch line)....
Dad said this would work, here i go
*loud magical noise*
It worked, ha! Sir cums alot, meet your doom
*laser gun pointed too sir cums alots head*
"bloody hell who...who are you??!"
I'm the main character you took his girlfriend from,
"what???!, um I don't have any idea of what your talking about but, whoever sent you um.... , I'll pay double okay!!"
WTF! you didn't kidnap any princess lately,?
"no!, what are you talking about?"
damn...
*terra in his head*
well i still got to kill him, he's on dads Hit list, so i might as well do "father" a favour. but...
*out now*
OKay then, send me the money, send it to this account!!!!!!,
"okay!, done!"
good, to the head?...
"huh?"
*(laser noise from your favorite sci fi* *POWw!!*
the end...