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'How did I come to this world? I want to go back. Take me back!' Ivan said in his mind.
<< System is unable to answer and process Host requests. The Host needs to become strong and find his way back on your own. >>
Ivan tried asking in different ways, but he always got the same robotic answer.
'Alright, then at least tell me why you talk in third and first-person at the same time.' Ivan was getting annoyed being called as Host all the time. It felt like some kind of a parasite had made his body its home. Well, in a sense, the System was like a parasite that bound with him without asking his permission.
<< Host needs to level up the System to increase its AI ability and function. Host needs to work hard and not only warm bed of women all day long>>
'Quest Board, ' Ivan said almost immediately in frustration. He didn't want to talk with the System anymore. It was only making mad.
Chime!
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Quest Board:
1. Main Mission
2. Daily Missions
3. Side Missions
Note: The reward corresponds to the difficulty of the mission and the ratings achieved by the Host on completing the task.
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Ivan thought of opening the Main mission.
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Main Mission:
1. The Host needs to get out of the Cave of Corpses and the Bandit Lair: Time limit - 10 Hours | Difficulty: D
Rewards to be known on completing the mission within the time limit:(Completed)
*Poor Rating: A barrel of water.
*Fair Rating: Ten Loaves of high-quality bread, including all the reward for the Poor rating.
*Average Rating: Pair of wearable ordinary Clothes including all the above rewards.
*Good Rating: Random Weapons and Ropes, including all the above rewards.
*Excellent Rating: Ability Appraise, including all the above rewards.
*Perfect Rating: Naina Wheelbarrow, including all the above rewards.
Warning: Failure to complete the mission on time results in Death.
Congratulation: Host completed Main Mission with a Perfect Rating.
Note: Some Rewards may get directly stored in inventory (Money, Treasures, Spellbooks, Battle skill books, etc.). Some Rewards may get directly awarded to the Host(Ability, Exp, Bonus Stats, Etc). Some Rewards may reach the Host in forms of chance encounters(Inheritances, People, Information, etc.) Be aware that rewards concerning chance encounters have a time frame, and Host needs to judge its value by himself. If the Host misses it, then Host can't run back crying to the System and ask for a refund.
2. Reach the Wild Wolf Village before midnight: Time Limit - 4 hours | Difficulty: D
Rewards are to be known on completing the mission within the time limit:(5% progress)
Warning: Failure to complete the task on time results in Death.
3. Reach the White Tiger City by Dawn: Time Limit - 10 Hour | Difficulty: D+
Rewards are to be known on completing the mission within the time limit:(1% progress)
Warning: Failure to complete the task on time results in captured by the Bandits.
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"Naina was a reward for a Perfect rating. Are you fucking kidding me? What should I do with her? Make kids?" Ivan felt cheated. Even though Naina was a healing type mage but she couldn't even truss a chicken. He noticed the warning for failing to reach the wild wolf village by midnight, but to do that, he needs to get rid of the wolf.
<< Host needs to find out what he should do with the Rewards. Hint: Every Reward (For example Naina Wheelbarrow) has a reason to be categorized as a Perfect Reward because it signifies an opportunity that can be termed as once in a lifetime opportunity, be sure to grasp it.>>
Ivan stopped cursing and looked at the woman of age around twenty-five. She had blonde hair and was about the same height as him. Maybe a little shorter, but it was hard to tell.
'Is she a princess or a daughter of a rich Merchant? Why would the System treat her as a reward? Would he have not met her if he didn't complete the mission with a Perfect rating?' Ivan thought for a while.
'Well, whoever she is, I can't lose her because she is my damn reward.'
Ivan then checked the last two missions.
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Daily Mission:(Resets every midnight)
1. Complete- All exercises for body strengthening: Running(5 km) | Squats (100) | Push-ups (100) | Pull-ups (100) | Crunches... (Progress 0%)
2. Complete- Meditation for an hour every day... (Progress 0%)
3. Complete- Fondle any woman's heavenly twin peaks... (Progress 0%)
Note: Daily Mission may change or upgrade the next day, so be sure to check and complete it before the given deadline. >>
Ivan's face blackened upon reading the Daily Mission. He wasn't scared by the tiring exercises or the boring meditation or even the last one that needed him to play with a women's breast; Ivan could do it all. But the punishment for not completing even one of it caused Ivan to become terrified just by thinking.
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Daily Mission:(Resets every midnight)
1. Complete- All exercises for body strengthening: Running(5 km) | Squats (100) | Push-ups (100) | Pull-ups (100) | Crunches 100...(Progress 0%)
Warning: Failure to complete this Daily mission results in becoming impotent for a week.
2. Complete- Meditation for an hour a day....(Progress 0%)
Warning: Failure to complete this daily mission results in becoming stupid for a whole day.
3. Complete- Fondle any woman's heavenly twin peaks... (Progress 0%)
Warning: Failure to complete this daily mission results in losing a Charisma point permanently.
Note: Daily Mission may remain constant or change or upgrade the next day, so be sure to check daily mission every day and complete it before the given deadline. >>
'Why is the penalty for not completing the last Daily mission so severe than the others... comparatively? Do you(System) want to turn me into a sex offender.'
The punishment for first to was also severe, but it seemed less stringent than the last one.
<< Host cannot question the System about Daily mission. You either do it or lose it; the Host is free to choose. Daily Missions will refresh every day at midnight. The Host must complete the daily missions each day, or the Host will be punished severely....(Time Remaining to complete the Daily Mission for today - 4 hours 12 minutes 13 seconds... 12 seconds... 11 seconds...)>>
Ivan wanted to protest, but the System suppressed his voice with an ultimatum and by showing him the time remaining to complete the mission for today.
'Fuck you.'
<< System cannot be fucked. The Host needs to develop common sense. Advice: Read more books or increase intelligence stat.>>
Ivan: '.....-_-....'
Ivan quickly read the reward for completing Daily Mission, which was 5 EXP for completing the first two Daily Mission and a Charishma Point for completing the last one, which took Ivan by surprise.
If Ivan can obtain that Charishma point, then he can become par with the wolf.
Instinctively, Ivan gazed down at Naina and the region below her neck. It was so close, yet it felt very far away.
Ivan suppressed his urge to squeeze them for a little while so that he could complete his mission and get a Charishma point and also satisfy his soul, but now was not the situation or the mood for him to do such a thing.
Ivan chanted the mantra of the Buddha to keep his mind clean of any temptation.
He then immediately went on to check the last mission opting which was called Side Missions.
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Side Missions:
1. Kill the Third Chief of Blacktooth Bandit, to get revenge for almost killing you.
Time Limit: None
Mission Difficulty: C-
Reward: 100 Bonus Exp, 5000 Silver Coins, Whip based Battle skill.
Note: Reward may increase depending upon the final rating on mission completion.
2. Kill the Wild Wolf who hurt Host ego by being more handsome than him.
Time Limit: None
Mission Difficulty: E+
Reward: 10 Bonus Exp, 1 silver coin, a Lucky Coin.
Note: Reward may increase depending upon the final rating on mission completion.
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"System, what's that last reward for killing the stupid wolf."
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"Oh," Ivan's eyes shined. He hurried to read the last mission because after that he would try to kill the wolf for the rewards.
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Side Missions:
3. Take Naina Wheelbarrow's first kiss.
Time Limit: None
Rewards: ??
Note: If the Host does not use the right way to complete this quest, he may get a penalty instead of a Reward.
>>
Ivan felt like beating the system but unfortunately, it didn't have a body.
Thankfully, there is no time limit to complete the mission. It's better to leave it incomplete until I get to a safe place.
"Naina,... Naina, wake up. I'm sorry, but we need to go out of the forest as soon as possible."
Naina looked confused. She looked down but the wolf was still sitting there.
"I will take care of the wolf. I don't have time to explain. Come on, sit in my place. I will go down."
Ivan lifted Naina a little bit. He was surprised how strong he felt once his stats and health returned to normal.
It was a little awkward when Ivan changed his position with Naina as he shifted down to stand on a branch a level below. There was a little bit of rubbing and brushing of the private parts between them.
The wolf became alert upon seeing his prey moving. He stood up and waited for a chance to pounce on Ivan and drag him down once he is under the range of Wolf's jump.
Ivan wasn't planning to go down. He was instead thinking whether he should bring out the weapon from his inventory in front of Naina.
First, he needs to know if such a thing is normal or not in this world. He didn't want anyone to know about him possessing a system. That would only make the people of this world dissect him for learning or understanding his ability.
No one can stop stupid people from doing stupid things. Even the Wise Saint's might act stupid when they are faced with a thing like a system and use any method under their sleeves to get the system for themselves.
Ivan asked the System about this matter and he got a reply.
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"... Thank you," Ivan said in his mind while gritting his teeth. He didn't have the time quibble with the system on petty things.
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Authors Note: Do read my first novel 'The Pleasure Lord' that has more than 250 chapters uploaded. Please do give it a read after finishing this chapter. You can find the above Novel's link in the synopsis or just search the name. Be sure to add it to your library. Its updated every day with 3CHP/day.
Authors Note: Do read my first novel 'The Pleasure Lord' that has more than 250 chapters uploaded. Please do give it a read after finishing this chapter. You can find the above Novel's link in the synopsis or just search the name. Be sure to add it to your library. Its updated every day with 3CHP/day.