"Happy birthday Author!" Kid and his friends sang.

"Now, author shouldn't you be giving out a chapter to the loyal readers?" ______ spoke as she glared hard at me.

"Not only that but where the hell are we in the story yet! I demand a reason for this!" She yelled. "Yeah!" A few others yelled in agreement.

"U-Ummm... don't worry, just give me some time and maybe ten chapters."

This caused some to flip shit. But before they could say anything I knew that I had to do.

"Hey what's that!"

I pretended to be scared and used some author magic to motivate everyone to look. Once they did their faces became solemn

'OVER'

The words were written in the air as all the characters began to get sucked into the words.

I could see that most of them were cursing me but I ignored I and walked to my computer to began making more chapters.

"Sigh... I'm safe. What a nice birthday" I said while smiling.