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This is funny, NOT!! isn't it supposed to be a book you have published!? Or a different one!!!?? Not one that i have made from boredom and has never even seen the light of the funny readers!
this is not good at all! And I didn't even become a strong person in it!! Wait wait wait, can i change it? It is my book, can I change it??
Oh hello, I didn't expect you to be here, kidding, I'm talking to myself ha haha. Anyways, my name is Elijah and I come from a world called earth. I am-cough-was a lazy author during the day but at night i had to earn money by being an assassin because why not!
How did that happen? Oh I'll tell you! Well you see i was sleeping one day right? Yeah well i heard a noise and my stupidity i got up and went to see, bad idea! It was a person who was S.H.O.T I was about to turn around and pretend i had not seen anything, oh my luck. :(
Skip to where i had to help him with his wound, then he said i had to be an assassin or people will come to kill me so i chose the former and i have been an assassin for six years and i died at 43. Killed over hundreds of people because why not!?
Most assassins in the association used guns, but I was good with double knives because they are easier and I can't use a gun.
Yes a gross 43 year old i know right! But now i seem to be 17! I am young again!!
"Host calm down! You have forgotten what book you have been put into! You are a vampire as well." A voice rang in my head, oh yeah and i guess i have been given a system, named… Roxy i did not just name her at all i knew it before!
"Oh yeah! I am a vampire ain't i!? Half human too!! Haha! The weakest character in the book!! God, I am going to die." I said in my head to Roxy.
"Also Host, to answer your question from before, if you can change your book. That is affirmative since it is your draft and not at all published!" Roxy explained.
Wait, I said that out loud?
OH! I forgot to tell you what the book is about! It is about the MC who went into a prison and it is bxb because i love bxb! Anyways he got sent to the worst prison ever in the Galian Universe, that was literally called; the worst prison ever in Galian Universe! I know i was lazy and i wrote the book in boredom as i said before i have never intended it to go and get seen by the public.
And he got sent to TWPGU (Shortened because I am lazy!) Because his ex had called the cops on him for rape. The other prisons were filled up and had to go to TWPGU. Very cliche! He said he was innocent and people didn't believe him.
Got together with the strongest at the end. The mc name is seth, and he is a werewolf, cliche again, HE DIDN'T KNOW! And he also didn't know that all of the people in TWPGU were not human.
Found out he didn't really go there by accident and knew he was a werewolf, another cliche, he was the strongest breed of werewolf too. He was an orphan and the end. (The real end is when they escape prison together)
also about the prison i am about to go in except escape and murder, we can do whatever we want. also! except we have one day to fight and shit its awesome when i wrote that part cuz thats where Seth met his hubby! OOHH yeah the hubbys name is uhhhh… Cameron, yeah, not a very strong name i know but don't underestimate him.
He is a werewolf as well but he is an alpha instead of Seth who is an omega of the same breed.
"Get the hell up and go into a line!" A hoarse voice brought me out of my thoughts, he must have been smoking for so many years damn!
I am currently on a bus and we have made it to the prison. It is just as I imagined it to be, literally. When it comes to details, i'm bad at it! I don't understand how one of my books has reached one million views but it did!
I have an idea! Ohh this is a good idea! Ok, I will add onto the book with my perspective! Good ey? I know thank you!
Wait, how am I supposed to get the book here?
"Host you can ask me and I have a computer program so you can write whenever you want. Is that ok?" Roxy asked.
"Ah! Yes thank you Roxy!!" I exclaim.
//Roxy? Did he name me roxy? I like it!!\\
"Hurry it up or i will shoot your brain!" The same hoarse voice boomed making an echo in the bus. Goddamn bro lower your ugly ass voice and close your mouth i can smell it from all the way over here!
If i had my knives y'all would be dead!
"Ding! Host do you want your knives? They are in your inventory!" Roxy called in a happy voice. Does she want me to kill people? What a crazy system, i like her!
"Ha! No thank you Roxy." I laugh in my head.
"What's so funny, twink!?" The bad breath man asked, ok i laughed in my head how the hell did he hear me?
"he has the power to read minds host but i will block your mind from now on, please forgive me for forgetting." Roxy apologized.
"Nahh, it's ok." I said.
-Third person view-
When Roxy cut off the man's mind reading, the man's eyes went wide in surprise since he is one of the strongest warlocks in the world and has a high mind reading ability. and he can also read Cameron's mind but he doesn't say anything since he doesn't want to die.
But this kid, how did he know!?
Have we brought in another monster? I should tell the higher ups quickly! When I look at him it seems he is not that strong but I have a bad feeling about him. Even worse then when Cameron first came!
The man thought as he looked away from Elijah in fear of him reading his own mind.
"Roxy? Do you require points for things?" Elijah asked his system.
"The only thing i need points for is if you want to leave this world, or if you die to keep wanting to have me." Roxy cheekily said, if she had a real body she would be flashing her eyes in a seductive manner buyout she doesn't.
"Oh ok, so i will save up so i can keep you!" Elijah said as he walked off the bus with the man looking at him secretly.
\\he would? Really!? I am so happy, every host i ever got was so mean to me and have always left me after the missions were over!"\\
Poor Roxy!