Chapter 3 - TWPGU 3

3.)

"What's in two days?" I ask stupidly.

it's like everyone in the mess hall has super hearing because they all quieted down, who am i kidding they probably do have super hearing.

Roxy laughs, "Shh or you're going to make me laugh." I said holding my mouth and putting my arm on the table so it doesn't look weird.

Silvia waves her hands quickly as if to say "We can't talk about it!" Well yeah i made that a rule! She comes closer to me and whispers, "In two days meet me in the girls bathroom! I will tell you then!" She goes back to her spot and smiles.

"Anyways back to where i was! Yeah stay away from Seth and Cameron also two other people which are--" Before she could finish a very ugly bell rang and everyone quickly got up.

"The cells can be unlocked if you want to but you have to be in your cell by 10 and if you are not then you get a serious punishment, it is 9:58 I should go now bye!" She waved then ran to get to her cell.

"Roxy, can you call whoever is maintaining the headmasters office and say i will come back soon?" I asked, thinking of an idea.

"Yes host!" She said then flew off.

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"AHHHHHHH WHAT!?" 

-Third person view-

When everyone in their cells heard that voice they all shivered in fear, even Cameron who was doing his boyfriends hair.

"C-Cammy? What was that?" Seth asked frightened.

"I-I don't know but we might find out in the next two days." He shivered again, getting scared with every word.

Silvia who heard it was not any better, she almost shat her pants.

"Ah ah ah! We are all doomed aren't we!?" Someone screamed which most people heard and shivered like a wet dog.

"H-how- why- why now!? Am i doing a bad job or something!? I'm doomed! DOOOOOOMMMEEEDD!" The substitute headmaster screamed and everyone once again heard it, this time someone actually shat their pants.

*BROOOOO* [SOUND OF SOMEONE SHATTING THEIR PANTS]

Everyone kept chanting "we are doomed" over and over. It sounds very good in Elijah's ears, sounding like a chorus singing in the december concert.

"Host, why did you tell me to say PewPew\ you were here?" Roxy asked out loud which made Elijah get out of a good mood and into a serious one, but then that broke when he finally got a long laugh out which people nearby covered the blanket over themselves.

"Tsk tsk, why not? Haha the sound of his voice when he screamed like a little girl! And the prison who said they were doomed cracked me up!" Elijah said out loud then laughed again.

After he laughed for what was like twenty minutes his expression turned sad.

"What's wrong host?" Roxy asked in her mind seeing Elijah's expression

Elijah makes it into his cell at 10:30, way after people went to go check his cell with their powers which can detect heat and stuff like a snake. 

he sighed and said, "I don't remember the last time i have laughed, i was always alone in my house and the only thing i had were the books and my phone. For some reason I am glad I died and met you! I never had children! You should be my daughter Roxy!" He laughed all but air when he was finished.

"A-a daughter!? You know I am old enough to be your great grandmother!" Roxy said, since she is a bird only she knows that she is blushing. "But if you insist then ok i will be your daughter!" She added looking away from the smiling idiot.

-Elijah-

I think she is blushing! Ahaha! I genuinely laugh and Roxy looks at me like in a daze, meh probably my imagination.

Also we came back at 10:30! We are so in trouble! I'm tired now.

"G'night roxy." I lay in the bed and get under the covers.

"Good night!" Roxy said then I fell into a deep slumber.

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I got woken by the ugly bell and then I got up and went into the mess hall with all the other prisoners, who are somewhat restless for some reason. I wonder why? 

I shrug it off because it has nothing to do with me.

I get some cereal and then sit across from a pale faced Silvia.

"what is wrong now?" I asked her. She looks up at me with fear visible in her eyes

"Did you not hear anything that went on last night?" She asked, looking dejected.

"No I am a deep sleeper sorry." I said then a voice behind me made me freeze in my spot.

"Deep sleeper hah? You didn't go back to your cell until 10:30, so what were you doing huh?" The person behind me said.

I turn to see a guy with green eyes and blonde hair looking at me with disgust.

"I didn't know where the bathroom was duh! No one showed me where anything was. I had to follow people here yesterday." I said then sat down and started eating my cereal.

"Guess what?" I asked them.

"What?" A few people asked.

I look at them with sad eyes, "I never found it! I searched in the dark for twenty-nine minutes! Never found it. Then I heard a scream and ran back into my cell and fell asleep." I said.

They looked at each other and laughed but then went serious.

"You heard the scream too? I think I heard someone shit their pants!" A guy with poop brown hair said and I snorted.

"Then after the scream someone said we were doomed! It was the substitute headmaster I told you!" Another blondie said.

"How did you fall asleep with all that!?" Another man said.

I shrug, "I am new so I don't know anything or anyone except silvia." I explained then continued my cereal.

After I said that people nodded and went back to their own conversations.

That soon quieted down when five people came into the room.

They were Seth, Cameron, two other boys and the substitute headmaster. Everyone's breath hitched as they went in, trying not to get them caught in the spider's web.

The SH (sub. Headmaster) looked very pale for some reason. As do the other four that came into the room.

"Why are they scared!? Omg this is worse then when Cameron came!!" Someone whispered yelled at their friends which since people are powerful everyone heard including Cameron but I don't think he cares about that right now.

"A-attention!" The SH said getting everyone's

bloodshot eyes on him as if saying "if this is bad we'd rather not hear I please."

"The the!" He started but got pale every time he was about to say it.

"Roxy go tell him not to tell the headmaster." I whisper to the cute bird on my shoulder. "Transformation 4." 

After I said that a blinding light… Blinded everyone and everyone started groaning.

"Yoohoo! Mr Substitute!" A girl said sitting on MY table with her long light purple hair and silver eyes staring daggers at the man who looks like he is about to pee himself.

"Ahh! Spare me!" The SH said and everyone looked at the cute little girl including me.

"Damnnnn." I said and Roxy looks at me and blushes also slaps my face and people gasp.

-Third-

When the SH saw the girl on the table he felt like peeing his non-existent bladder in his pants.

"Damnnnn." Then he heard someone say this line and dribbled a little.

*slap!*

He dribbled again when he saw that and then was even more shocked when the boy she slapped smiled and then the girl looked like she was about to cry for some reason.

"Uuuu sorry!" She cried and touched the boys cheek to make it feel better.

Wait who is this boy!? I have never had anyone go onto the sheet with his description and now PewPew I com- wait!

The SH looks at the boy with the girl's hand on his cheek and his bladder almost exploded entirely.

"Ah! You! Wa!?" He stuttered but when the boy looked at him his whole face went translucent at the daggers the boy is shooting at him

as if saying "say it and you're dead!" 

Then the blinding light happened again and the little girl was gone, just a boy rubbing his swollen face.

"Never mind!" The SH said then ran away.

People just sat there in shock after what happened also wondering who the cute girl was. And why the SH, who is very dangerous (not as dangerous as cam though) pee his pants a little at a small girl.

The four who was watching the scene look over where the girl was sitting and then looked at the boy who was rubbing his swollen face.

-Elijah-

"Hahahahaha! Why would you hit me!!" I said out loud with tears in my eyes and everyone that heard me sent me looks of worry but scooted away as if saying "you're on your own this time bud." 

"Uuuu host! I am sorry!" Roxy whined trying to get my forgiveness.

I puff my cheeks looking like I need something else to be said but decide not to do that because pain shot in my swollen cheek.

"Elijah are you ok?" Siliva asked, worry written on her face.

I nod.

"Fine! Hmph… Uhhuu dddddd! Forgive me!!!" Roxy said adding the dad in there which if I had ears then they would be perked upwards.

"I forgive I forgive! It doesn't even hurt- ow!" I started to pat my face and then felt pain. 

"She hits like a man!" I scream and put my head down. I hear laughs but they were covered up by the 'casters' hands.

Then I felt pain in my ear, "hahaha aww! What the fluff would you bite my ear!? I will throw you out!" I whisper which people probably heard but didn't say anything about it.

"Host?" Roxy tried, "sigh, dad?" 

"Yeeeess?" I asked in my head, if I had a tail it would be wagging.

"I'm sorry! But next time don't say that in front of people please it was very embarrassing! And this is what you thought of me!! Why are you so surprised?" She huffed.

I excused myself off the table and went back to my cell.

"Like I said before I am bad at details and it is better than I expected." I explained laying on my side in my bed looking at the pacing bird.

"Also, I am a father figure and I think I am bent a little. I think." I added.

"Host have you decided on what you want to be?" Roxy said getting serious.

"Yes,--" I told her what I wanted to be and she nodded and opened up her computer program and I started to write!