"Jimin! Jimin!! Wake the fuck up!" Namjoon yelled.
"Geez! How many times do I have to tell you not to scare the shit out of me?" Jimin grumbled in annoyance.
"I wouldn't have to if you would just wake up." Namjoon said.
"What time is it?" Jimin asked.
"6:00."
"Ughhhhhh just five more minutes..." Jimin groaned.
"Sorry Jiminie, I can't since he expects us there at 6:30," Namjoon said.
"SHIT!" Jimin said as he scrambled to put on his new uniform, while Namjoon watched in amusement.
"Ok I'm ready," Jimin huffed.
"Ok let's go," Namjoon urged.
Thankfully, traffic was incredibly light at this time, and they got there 10 minutes early. Both of them walked into the building and were greeted by the receptionist, Min Yoongi.
"Namjoon, Seokjin is expecting you alone since I told him you pressured me into giving you the key in my ass chewing. Good luck with yours," Yoongi smirked.
"Fuck you," Namjoon snarled.
"Whatever," Yoongi shrugged.
"Namjoon, no. He nearly choked you!" Jimin said.
"I can handle it just sort some of the paperwork for me until I return," Namjoon said with his best attempt of a smile.
"Ok," Jimin sighed not quite buying into what Namjoon said.
"Good luck," Yoongi teased.
"I really fucking hate you," Namjoon groaned.
"Hey, at least I'm done with my ass chewing, now it's your turn to be in the hot seat," Yoongi snickered.
"Whatever," Namjoon huffed before knocking on Seokjin's office door.
"Come in," Seokjin said.
"Well sit down, genius," Seokjin snapped.
"Whatever," Namjoon snapped back.
"You know, I think you need to be taught a lesson in manners since you are being awfully rude for an employee that I can easily fire," Seokjin pointed out sagely.
"Why am I here?" Namjoon asked.
"I'm glad you asked. I'm rewarding you with much more paperwork since you seem so keen on back-talking me, and the catch is Jimin can't help you with any of it. I have assigned Jimin, several jobs that he can do around the office, and oh I almost forgot, you will be doing it in my office so I can make sure that it's really you doing it and you aren't getting any assistance," Seokjin smirked.
'Asshole,' Namjoon thought.
"I heard that. I'll add more paperwork for that remark," Seokjin said.
"What! That's not fair!" Namjoon whined.
"Life isn't fair genius, now let me get your paperwork." Seokjin smirked.
"Wait, how can you hear my thoughts?" Namjoon asked.
"I don't have time to humor you, now get to work. Here are your 6 stacks of paper work to sort through and organize, you can use my desk."
Namjoon internally groaned at the amount of paperwork he had to complete and it didn't help that Seokjin was being such an asshole, smirking on his couch while watching Namjoon sagely.
"Are you seriously going to stare at me the entire time?" Namjoon huffed.
"Yes. It's quite interesting how you sort through papers," Seokjin snickered.
"I'm so glad you find it interesting," Namjoon huffed before starting on the first stack of paperwork.
1 hour later, with Seokjin still staring, he was on his 3rd stack of paperwork. His back and neck hurt miserably and he really wanted to go home and curl into a ball on his bed.
"Getting tired on me?" Seokjin mocked.
"No I'm just fine," Namjoon said with a huff.
"Good. I can give you more paperwork if you want," Seokjin laughed.
"Why? I haven't given you any shit!" Namjoon whined.
"It's fun watching you drown in paperwork," Seokjin snickered.
"That's not fair," Namjoon whined.
"If you're going to do that, then can I talk shit about you?" Namjoon asked.
"No you may not, whether you like it or not, I'm still your boss and this is your punishment for being such a pain in my ass." Seokjin said.
"This isn't fair," Namjoon grumbled.
"Awww is my kitten getting angry?" Seokjin taunted.
"I'm not a fucking kitten," Namjoon snapped.
"Hmm...are you sure about that? You seem like the submissive type. The type that wants someone else to take control so they can relax and not have to worry about anything."
"I'm not a fucking sub," Namjoon growled.
"Are you sure, darling? You certainly seem like the submissive type, kitten. You don't seem like the topping type, not that I'm complaining. That makes it easier on me for work purposes," Seokjin grinned.
"What do you mean easier for you?" Namjoon asked
"It means that you're easier to dominate, you won't put up a fight, you will do as I say when I say," Seokjin smirked.
"I don't like you," Namjoon grumbled.
"Oh, but I don't care," Seokjin laughed.
"Fuck you," Namjoon said.
"Awww is my little sub mad at me? Does he not want more paperwork? Does he want something else instead?" Seokjin laughed.
"I don't want shit from you, asshole," Namjoon grumbled.
"Oh, but don't you want to submit to me? You could be my kitten," Seokjin smiled.
"Fuck no," Namjoon growled.
"Fine. More paperwork and you're staying overnight," Seokjin said without any hesitation.
"What! No," Namjoon said.
"Yes. I'm your boss and you will do as I say," Seokjin growled.
"That's not fair. I still need my sleep."
"What is sleep anyway? You're not getting any, now shut up and be productive for once," Seokjin snapped.
"Whatever," Namjoon huffed.
It was nightfall and Namjoon could barely keep his eyes open, let alone sort through the massive stacks of paperwork in front of him. Seokjin left to get something and Namjoon couldn't help but lay his head on the desk and fall asleep.
"WAKE UP!" Seokjin yelled.
Nothing.
"Kim Namjoon, wake the fuck up," Seokjin growled.
"I'm tired, please let me sleep some tonight. I'll work an extra shift tomorrow just please let me sleep," Namjoon whined.
"No. Wake up and drink coffee or whatever because you aren't sleeping until you sort through all this paperwork," Seokjin said.
"But-" Namjoon tried.
"No, just do as I say and quit talking shit to me, and I might let you take a fucking nap."
"Fuck off, I'm sleeping," Namjoon yawned before dozing off.
"Hmmm I like this one, this is going to be fun," Seokjin grinned.
When Namjoon woke up, Seokjin was gone and he had even more paperwork on his desk, than he thought possible. Namjoon internally groaned before heading to the coffee machine where he happened to run into Yoongi.
"Long night?" Yoongi asked.
"You have no fucking idea. He wouldn't let me sleep at all, until I dozed off on his desk. I got even more fucking paperwork as a punishment for that."
"Dang, that's hard. I have some extra strength expresso if you want some since it definitely helps when he does that with me," Yoongi smiled.
"I definitely want some. Thank you so much. He gave me a serious ass chewing but I never thought he'd make me stay overnight. Has Jimin came in yet?" Namjoon asked.
"Yes he has. He wanted to see you but Seokjin wouldn't let him see you. He's in the second office next to Seokjin's."
"Thanks. Could you make the expresso while I go see him?"
"Sure, I don't mind. He's pretty worried about you, I warn you." Yoongi said.
"Okay thanks, Yoongi."
"No problem."
"Jimin?" Namjoon called.
"Hyung!!" Jimin said excitedly.
"Hey, I'm sorry I couldn't come home last night. Seokjin made me stay overnight after my ass chewing to sort through paperwork."
"Yeah he told me. He said you were a pain in the ass." Jimin giggled.
"Well I'm not going to deny that." Namjoon laughed.
"Seriously hyung, are you okay?" Jimin asked.
"Yeah, I'm fine just very tired." Namjoon yawned.
"I can help you if you'd like." Jimin offered.
"Nah. I got this. You can come keep me company though.
"Okay!" Jimin smiled.
"Damn, hyung! What did you do to make him give you this much paperwork!" Jimin laughed.
"I said fuck you. That's really what did me in." Namjoon laughed.
"I would have to agree on that, kitten." Seokjin laughed.
"How many times do I have to say I'm not a fucking kitten!" Namjoon grumbled.
"Kitten? That's cute! It suits you hyung!" Jimin laughed.
"How does it suit me Jiminie? I'm not a kitten!"
"You're soft and cuddly like a kitten." Jimin laughed.
"I am not!"
"Plus you're cute like a kitten, you're soft, sweet, and cuddly." Jimin laughed while dodging Namjoon's punch.
"Y'all are fucking unbelievable." Namjoon grumbled.
"Awww is the kitten getting mad?" Seokjin taunted.
"I'm not a kitten."
"You are embrace it." Seokjin snickered.
"Jimin, you can go help Yoongi. He's in dire need of some help in the lobby." Seokjin said.
"Ok. See you later hyung!" Jimin laughed shutting the door.
"So you're soft and cuddly?" Seokjin laughed.
"He doesn't know what he's talking about."
"How long have you both known each other?" Seokjin asked tilting his head.
"Nearly 10 years."
"So he really knows you."
"Yeah so?"
"That means you are soft and cuddly and he does know what he's talking about. I bet you are clingy as fuck after someone fucks you."
Namjoon flushed because he didn't know, because he's never had sex with anyone. He has never had anyone feel that way about him nor has he felt that way after his ex. He's had plenty of crushes but they never felt the same way about him. He has always longed for something more but never thought he'd find anyone.
"Oh no, don't tell me." Seokjin said.
"What?"
"You're a virgin?" Seokjin asked.
"That's none of your business." Namjoon snapped.
"How old are you?"
"I'm about to be 26 if it's any of your business."
"Hmm a 26 year old virgin. Why haven't you fucked anyone yet? Not into it?" Seokjin asked.
"I don't know... I've had plenty of crushes but none felt the same way. I guess I'm just undesirable." Namjoon mumbled.
"Why would you even think that?" Seokjin asked.
"Because I've had so many crushes and none of them have ever felt the same way. Some have even gotten disgusted with me so it was just easy to assume that something must be wrong with me or that I'm just not attractive enough." Namjoon sighed with tears in his eyes.
"You shouldn't think like that. You're fucking hot. I honestly can't believe someone would be stupid enough to turn you down." Seokjin shrugged.
"Ok, can we just stop talking about this? This is so embarrassing. You must have already fucked so many people. You're gorgeous. How can you even know what it's like?" Namjoon asked.
"You're right. I have fucked a shit ton of people. You aren't missing out on anything believe it or not. It's incredibly boring and dull a lot of times, hell, even sex with my ex wife was dull. It was so fucking boring and she was just a lousy bitch. She basically just wanted me for my money and there weren't any strings attached. I had to marry her in an arranged marriage that was planned by my parents who I no longer have contact with. As soon as the time was up for how long I had to be married, I divorced her in a heartbeat leaving her with nothing. I even took her money and her stuff. I honestly hated the bitch. She was so stuck up and such a bitch to everyone, especially me. Payback is a bitch as they say."
"Isn't it supposed to be like special?" Namjoon asked.
"Your first time generally is because it's your first time ever being intimate with someone. After that, it generally gets more dull and boring." Seokjin shrugged.
"Yeah. I highly doubt anyone will feel that way about me though. I'm pretty ugly." Namjoon sighed.
"What? You aren't ugly. Quit being so hard on yourself or I'll give you more paperwork. You aren't ugly, trust me, I should know." Seokjin said.
"But-"
"No. You don't get to talk bad about yourself. You're so hot. I can't believe anyone would turn you down and from what your friend says, you seem really sweet." Seokjin grinned.
Namjoon look up and was shocked to see Seokjin grinning at him with glowing pink eyes.
"Thanks." Namjoon said with tears.
"Have you ever dated anyone or went on a date?" Seokjin asked.
Namjoon nodded but cringed at the memory of the terrible dates he went on.
"How were they?" Seokjin asked.
"Terrible. I know I'm a bottom because I just like for someone to take care of me but I went on a date with a guy who was so mean. He tried to pressure me into topping in sex but when I wouldn't he lost his shit and punched me in the face. I wore makeup, dressed up, and he laughed at me and humiliated me in front of all my friends, including Jimin. Jimin was first to come and take me home and I was in tears. It was horrible. After that, I swore I wouldn't date anymore or let anyone see me like that ever again. No one has really changed my mind since I'm just so scared of it happening again. It sucks. What really sucked, was that I was so hopeful for it to go well and ended up getting hurt from my own stupidity."
He glanced up at Seokjin expecting him to laugh at him or call him stupid but he had a mixed expression of anger and sadness. One of his eyes was blue while the other was red.
"I'm sorry, kitten. You deserve much more than that fucking prick. You deserve to be treated like a prince or princess, whichever you prefer.
"Princess..." Namjoon mumbled.
"Ok, princess. Please don't let one date dictate how you perceive dating as. You're so gorgeous, kitten, and any man would be lucky to have you. I honestly don't understand how anyone could be so mean and that's coming from me." Seokjin said.
"Thanks Mr Seokjin."
"Don't call me that. Call me Jin." Jin said.
"Ok Jin." Namjoon smiled.
"Trust me, when you find the right person you'll know. It's so different when you find the right person. Unfortunately, it takes a lot of trial and error." Jin said.
"Thanks. I highly doubt that though." Namjoon said.
"Woah, look at the time! It's already 8. You're free to go home and trust me you will." Jin smiled.
"Hey hyung!" Jimin smiled.
"Hey."
"What's wrong hyung?"
"Nothing. It's stupid."
"Nothing is stupid. Now tell me what's wrong."
"Jin asked about my dating life and I told him about Park Ji-hyun."
"Did he force you to talk about it? Say the word and I'll kick his ass." Jimin said.
"Not exactly. He figured out I was a virgin."
"Oh Hyung, I'm so sorry, just remember you will find someone."
"You're so wrong, no one wants someone like me since I'm undesirable."
"Did he tell you that?"
"No it's what I think."
"Hyung, respectfully, if you keep talking that bullshit I will slap you. Because any man would be insanely lucky to have you, you aren't undesirable in the slightest. You're so desirable and lovable and you need to stop putting yourself down so much. I know that date was absolutely horrible, trust me, but not all dates are like that. A date with the right person would be so special. It would be the complete opposite of what you experienced. Now, I think Jin is starting to grow on you don't you think? He didn't treat you horribly or make fun of you right?" Jimin asked.
"No, he said the same thing you are saying and that I deserved so much more."
"Ooooo maybe he's starting to like you!" Jimin smiled.
"No, someone like him would never fall for me."
"Hyung, shut up. I think we need to bring the old and real Namjoon back, don't you?" Jimin asked.
"But what if-"
"No. We're doing it. You should do your glitter look that you used to do. It looked so good on you plus you just looked so fuckable. I'm also doing the winged liner until you get back into it." Jimin said.
"What if he doesn't like it?"
"Trust me, he will." Jimin smiled.
"Ok." Namjoon pouted.
"I'll do it with you because I'm trying to attract someone too!"
"Oh really? Who?" Namjoon laughed.
"Yoongi, silly. He's so hot."
"Good luck with that." Namjoon laughed.
"I don't need luck. I saw him staring at my ass. I'll highlight that with some tighter pants." Jimin said.
"Why are you so hilarious?" Namjoon laughed.
"Why are you so stubborn?" Jimin asked laughing.
"So here's the plan: You are going to do a bold makeup look. I don't care which one you do, but I swear to god if you try to do that natural look you always do, I will smack you. Secondly, I altered your uniform a little to make you look slimmer therefore hotter. Thirdly, you're going back to your dark, purple hair! Your hair is definitely blonde enough to take a purple dye." Jimin said.
"What! But I..."
"No, you're doing this." Jimin said.
"What color are you doing?"
"Dark blue." Jimin said.
"Want me to do it?" Namjoon asked.
"Yeah, if you don't mind." Jimin smiled.
"What is he like when he's not an asshole?" Jimin asked.
"He's so sweet and considerate. I was just grateful he didn't laugh or think I was being stupid."
"Awww.. sounds like you're starting to like him." Jimin grinned.
"Yeah..." Namjoon sighed.
"Hyung, when I'm done with you he'll be all over you." Jimin smiled.
"Yeah?"
"Totally." Jimin smiled.
"Also, Yoongi told me what Jin has been saying about you." Jimin giggled.
"I don't want to know." Namjoon panicked.
"It's not bad." Jimin smiled.
"Fine, what did he say?"
"He said he's really starting to like you. He says he can somewhat relate to your bad dating experience with his horrible marriage."
"Wow. He really said that?" Namjoon asked in disbelief.
"Yes, now let's bring the real Namjoon I know and love back." Jimin grinned.