"Once again, I'm Kana!" Kana said as she posed in the same exact way she did when we first met.
"And I'm Hotaru!" Hotaru followed up with an accompanying pose.
I let out a sigh. But before that, I already received signals from the duo to do my 'designated pose' for a member...
"I'm... Akari..." I said. I only could muster a peace sign to greet the new member.
"That's not your pose! Do it properly!" nagged the loud Hotaru.
Sigh... Why do I do this to myself...
I then bent my right knee and extended my other to form some sort of stance that some martial artists did.
"There we go!" Hotaru said.
This is so humiliating! Also, why doesn't Haruka do this?! She has to bear the same amount of embarrassment as me or else it's not fair!
During this, Hotaka was enjoying this. He was laughing his sack off! How could he enjoy such a cringe moment?! Is he enjoying my pain?!
Calm down, Akari. He's probably just laughing in awe watching his crush there. Wait, why is he enjoying this? Wouldn't this be an immediate turn-off from literally every other person? Why would this guy enjoy such a cringe scene?
After that chaos, I asked Hotaka,
"Hey, are you perhaps, into anime?" I asked calmly.
"Yeah, I do! And Kana did such a cute pose! I really have to thank you Akari! Thanks for getting me into the club!" Hotaka said, full of energy.
"I didn't really do much, you know? You basically forced your way into the club." I remained humble.
"Oh, no! I just remembered! Do you think Kana looks at me weird?! I mean, what creep barges into a room just because his name is misspelled?! What if she asks me what I was doing outside the club room?! She probably thinks I'm a weirdo creep!" Hotaka jumped and started grabbing on to me and aggressively shaking.
A door closes, another one opens, huh, Cupid? I can see why you're sick of this job.