I had to make a quick trip to Kumo with tayuya and Karin to make sure the yugito and bee don't get kidnapped. When I stormed into the raikages office with a pissed expression on my face I was met with two types of responses. Makes reaching for their tanto and females blushing slightly before reaching for a kunai. "Raikage I need to see yugito and Bee right now!" "What makes you think you can come in here and demand things boy!" "The fact that I found the people who can modify the seal so that the jinchuriki don't die when the beast gets extracted!" "Are you implying that my village is incapable of keeping our shinobi safe!"
"I'm not implying anything, I'm giving you a safety feature so that when Bee causes a commotion and gets his location leaked he won't die. And before you argue tell me with absolute certainty that killer bee will get into any kind of trouble when left in isolation" it was then that the colour paled from the raikage when he realised what was inevitable.
A certain someone didn't like me talking smack about her sensei "hah?!?! A stinking leaf like you! How dare you talk as if Killer Bee is a fool!!" "He is a fool, now shut your mouth while the grown ups are talking or your not gonna like what's gonna happen". This seemed to piss off the familiar red head "oh yeah!?! What's gonna happen?!?" Without missing a beat toriko turned around and looked Karui in the face "three things, I hit you, you hit the pavement, i fuck your mom after I give a proper ink job to your rapping fool of a sensei".
Darui who was calmly analysing the situation decided to take a sip from his cup of tea, but when he heard what toriko said he spit all over omoi who was scalded. Mabui who was the homages secretary couldn't help but cover her mouth with a clipboard to hide her laughter. Samui the Kumo variant of tsunade also cracked a small smile. Karui went red faced and A had veins bulging. "I Know my brothers a fool, but you don't have to point it out every chance you get!"
"Hurry up and take us to him old man and give your balls a tug while your at it. The way you move we won't get to them within the next five wars". The raikage has never felt so personally insulted before decided to put this konoha brat in his place by showing him what real speed was. He screamed follow me! And jumped out of the glass terrace with his lightning armour on full blast.
Toriko dove after him leaving everyone else to sizzle in the burns he gave them. Karin and tayuya chased after them as fast as they could. It was a good thing they could track toriko otherwise they would have never made it to the compound that they were hiding in.
Unruly A ran for four hour straight at his full speed towards Yugito and B's location. After arriving he began to fall forward not realising how taxing it was until he heard something that would haunt him for the rest of his life. "My god your slow, you should have gave me the location so I could have gone ahead and got this done already instead you decided to have a senior citizen moment and move at a snails pace. Age must have caught up with you if your tired from just this."
After that day the raikage began training at an unthinkable rate, toriko's words haunting him every time he slept making him confront the fact that too toriko he was slow. After his hectic training he'd managed to actually double his speed somehow and had the thought of challenging toriko to a race so he sent a letter of challenge. Toriko responded with such "greetings old raikage, I find it hilarious that you chose to got hung up on one comment from me to the point where you wasted so much time improving a 1 into a 2 when the rest of us are at 10. I guess your fragile ego couldn't take the fact that us young people can move in ways that you seem to struggle greatly with. Be grateful that I also sent some herbs with the messenger that should help you with your "performance issues" that old fogeys like you seem to have. Don't worry, if your wife—- I mean village still isn't satisfied I will personally come to assist her instead. Signed Yūhi Toriko of Konoha."
That single letter filled him with so much rage that a bijuu rampage would look like a child's pouting in comparison. Tsunade then received numerous complaints about her "shinobi's conduct" that the elders thought that Kumo was about to declare war. At the meeting that the three old vultures demanded the atmosphere was never better after they read the message and report of toriko aloud along with the resulting actions of the raikage. Even danzo had to hold in a snicker before promptly excusing himself. If there's one thing that man hates more than uchiha it's other villages.
Yes they managed to fix kumo's seals with ease, the comments that tayuya and Karin made about how shit their craftsmanship in fuinjutsu were hilarious and resulted in their sealing department entering a similar state to their kage. Of course they shut B's mouth with a gag the whole time and bolstered it with a seal so that it couldn't be removed. Yugito has never been so grateful to a person in her life, toriko promptly talked her into showing her gratitude later that evening. Karin and tayuya returned to the village with a glow about them after that night.
When toriko returned he was greeted by kakashi who was searching for them. He led them to naruto who was sitting at a waterfall blasting it with wind nature chakra alongside hundreds of clones whilst the original was running from pakura. "What's that all about?" "She's trying to restrain him by tsunade's orders so the seal can be changed. He refused saying that the nine tails might use the chance to escape and that he remembered when Orochimaru messed with the seal before." Toriko nodded before snapping his fingers, a wild Hinata appeared looking delighted to see him. "Hinata restrain naruto so we can fix the seal" and like a good wife she was she adopted the kindest smile she could before saying "with pleasure".
She shunshined over to naruto who was shocked to see her and was about to scream for help but.... she gentle palmed between his legs making his eyes go white. Toriko was sure that kurama must have felt the same pain naruto did as his chakra calmed down magnificently according to Karin. The other naruto's sitting on the waterfall watched in horror then shivered when Hinata asked "do you need me to pop the shadow clones incase it messes with the seal" toriko looked at them from the corner of his eye "better get anko and fu, tayuya give her a hand there's a lot of them" the naruto army screamed and began running through the village whilst being hunted down by four demons.
The rasenshuriken was not completed that day, the modified seal however was.