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Chapter 27 - Chapter 26

Everyone could not believe at what Daiki and Tatsumaki just did along with their little accomplice that is Luna.

"You guys, while we were here eating were actually selling patties?!!" Vein asked loudly while slightly being in outrage.

"Nope! Vein-nii we sold them once we finished eating and I-We only started to fry or grill them after we ate since we didn't want any of the meat to go to waste" Daiki answered.

"Don't you have a [Item Box] like skill that let's you store the items in there permanently in the same state?! Just why would you sell those?!! someone might go and copy your idea!!" Vein lectured Daiki who of course wasn't listening.

"But Vein-nii that is what Daiki-niichan wanted to do! He wants the eggs to be more popular thus creating more egg dishes which in turn lowers the price of the eggs so that the orphans will not be in danger in the future!!" Luna defended for Daiki.

"Besides Vein-nii, If I truly want to make a living out of those failed patties then I'll be dammed" Daiki casually said as he thought of ways to reproduce the taste of his favorite seasoning in his past life (and all of his previous lives) the all mighty 'Soy Sauce'

'That was an inferior product?!!! That superbly amazing dish was a failed product?!!!' Vein wanted to shout out loud but couldn't say it yet his expression gave it all away.

"Yes Vein-niisama those patties and even the sauce were failed products since we still want one more ingredient" Tatsumaki confirmed then looked at Daiki who looked back at her then both of them nodded.

"And that is the legendary and all mighty Fermented Soy Beans or in other words Soy Sauce!!!" Tatsumaki and Daiki both announced while Vein was just speechless. at the two's actions.

"I am utterly speechless" Vein said then helped out on fixing everything back and unloading tents and the likes while Daiki just nonchalantly made a small house made out of ice that could easily fit two people.

"The only problem and question now is who shall he take, would she be his little sister that he could order and do many unspeakable things, the almost tsundere fiancée, or his beloved niece and my own daughter?" Vein energetically made a game show like atmosphere.

"Vein-nii... please take this more seriously... and What the heck is that about me doing unspeakable things to Luna?!!! I would never do anything lewd to her in any way shape or form!!!" Daiki desperately tried to protect his dignity.

"But didn't Daiki-nii already touch me all over?" Luna innocently asked while a dangerous glint came from Tatsumaki as if she was judging him which honestly hurt him.

"L-Luna-chan, I think you might be forgetting some things... don't you agree?" Daiki asked nervously.

"Oh! so what Daiki-niichan is saying is when you started touching me in all sorts of places and saying stuff like beautiful soft and wet!" Luna innocently said while Daiki repeatedly took damage due to Tatsumaki's, Vein's, Hina's, Yuni's, Tatsuya's, Kazue's, and Asuka's condescending looks.

"Wai-wait... plea-please le-let me e-explain..." Daiki desperately said while Tatsumaki was already readying herself to choke Daiki.

" Daiki-nii was really good with his hands especially Daiki-nii's fingers" Luna stated while Daiki got knocked out by countless fists and a powerful choke hold.

"I really want for Daiki-nii to wash my hair and tail again" Luna wished with a hopeful look while the deemed 'guilty' was actually innocent.

"May Daiki rest in peace" Kentarou said while kneeling and putting his hands together in front of Daiki's unconscious figure.

Daiki is now currently having a very weird dream.

A man that is wearing extremely flashy armour along with a sword that seems to emit a divine aura is taking a stroll around a human town.

Daiki didn't mind this at all at first until.

"Hey there little lady~ Want to grab a bite with me instead of this wimp?" The man asked Luna who was currently wearing a school uniform while a vein on her forehead started to twitch.

"Come on let's go to somewhere fancy, that guy probably doesn't even have any money for him to take you there" The man said which irritated Daiki this time.

"Ehem! This little girl right here is my little sister so if you have any business with her then could you please enlighten me?" Daikk asked politely and as sincerely as he could.

"Oh? so you were his Onii-san then, your clothes look shabby to the point that I am wondering whether you are living in the streets" The man said while the onlookers were shaking their heads and gesturing for the man to stop and someone even gestured for the throat of the guy to be sliced.

"Moon, can I punch this guy towards the sun?" Daiki asked Luna who was beside him, at first Luna was confused why Daiki used a different name for her but then there is this creep who is currently trying to flirt with her.

"Just don't take it to far, Ikiad-nii or else he would be blown to bits instead of flying towards the sun" Luna played along with Daiki's game.

"Punch me to the sun? You wish! I am a hero!! I am much stronger than a mob like you!!!" The man who claimed to be a hero boasted.

"Let us test it, shall we?" Daiki asked with a smile then made a sword out of ice that somehow resembled a cross between K!r!to's blue demon sword and Eugeo's blue rose sword.

"Ikiad-nii, please don't add him to the mobs that you accidentally killed!!" Luna shouted.

"Don't worry I won't since this time it would be intentional" Daiki said then assumed his stance.

"Ice magic huh, then [Enchant: Flame Sword]!!" The man who claims to be a hero said while the onlookers had already predicted the outcome.

"Pfft!" Someone tried to stifle a laugh but it was clearly heard by everyone which made her embarrassed.

"Good hahahaha!! luck hero hahahaha sama" The one who actually was trying to stifle her laugh was actually the mermaid that Daiki had rescued and was living with the orphans.

"Wow! You look gorgeous little lady, want to grab a bite with me?" The man who claims to be a hero asked seductively which only made her laugh.

"Act that way once you have achievements to back it up like him" The mermaid said in a monotone yet serious and firm voice.

"On guard!" Daiki shouted then rushed towards the man who claims to be a hero who blocked using his sword of flames which is trying to melt Daiki's sword.

"Idiot" Luna and the mermaid murmured which only irritated the man who keeps claiming to be a hero.

Daiki jumped backwards then readied a skill.

"[Frozen Crescent Slash]" Daiki said then swung his sword which was infused with Ice type mana then hit the target square in the nuts.

"Now for the finisher!! DON'T TOUCH MY LADIES YOU IDIOTIC HERO!!!" Luna and the mermaid both dubbed the scene which was Daiki punching the man who claimed to be a hero who was currently twitching in pain while being in a fetal position which almost made him look pitiful never mind he really looked quite pitiful and sent him somewhere far, very far away.

"What's up with the weird naming sense?" Daiki asked the two girls.

"Nothing! It only felt natural" Luna and the mermaid both said while Daiki just ruffled their hair, not denying their claims.

Daiki woke up soon after that due to the abnormal chill he felt from the dream he just had.

"I already have Tatsumaki-sama so don't let your brain go down the gutter, I already have Tatsumaki-sama so don't let your brain go down the gutter, I already have Tatsumaki-sama so don't let your brain go down the gutter..." Daiki repeatedly chanted.

Daiki then noticed a change in scenery due to him not being outside like when he passed out but inside his own little ice house along with Tatsumaki, Luna, and Hina.

'Huh? wasn't this house only supposed to only be able to house two people?' Daiki wondered then he remembered Luna who also has the same Ice attribute due to him.

'This is one hundred percent Luna's fault' Daiki thought and decided to lay back down to the comfortable bed.

'Hold up!! am I not going to take the brunt force of Tatsuya-san and Kazue-san once they find out that I slept on the same bed as their daughter?!!!' Daiki wondered but then he was dragged back to the bed by Tatsumaki and Luna.

"Daiki-sama~/Onii-chan~" Tatsumaki and Luna mumbled respectively then hugged the guy.

'Haaa... I'll just deal with it later... besides my mind might be that of an old person my body isn't so it's safe' Daiki thought then let himself be dragged into the dream world.

Daiki then enjoyed the warm feeling of three girls who were sleeping next to him.

'I am such a scum' Daiki thought and tried to think of things in order to atone but what's done is done.