The unusually noisy bar, now got a sound of unfamiliar serious destructive sound, it was noon people were on about their own persue-s, the noise was hard to miss, inside with a sudden bubble pop from the nose, Lu awakened into an arm of - 'not a lover - but another unwanted gorilla - size small' as Lu's thought
His face went blank followed by a load of disappointed- angry disgusted look, which is a rare expression for Lu.
"Oy! You'd better be a princess under there" Lu stared -deadly- at the leader's face, which sent a chill deep down his spine.
"Wha-hat?" the leader said, stuttering , was already shocked by Lu's unharmed body.
"I said,,,you'd bETTER..." Lu still upside down stomped his free foot at the leader's arm, the leader was big, tall 10 foot monster of a man and Lu was 5'6, "...BE A FUCKING PRINCESS" with a stomp he finishes his sentence.
The stomp completely crushed through the bone, through the skin and muscles- making a hole in the middle - leaving hole right through in the size of Lu's foot, the leader immediately let go of Lu who landed head first.
"Boss!", " Boss Delinger" . the minions keeping an eye on the silent other - the assassin, however they grew heavily concerned for their boss.
'Loyalty? a rare trait for bandits' said the assassin looking down at them from a horizontal wooden beam.
Delinger in shock but more so angry, he looked at the hole in his arm he gets more pissed, even more pissed when he looked through that hole.
Lu stood up after his face first crash landing, "You woke me up to a nightmare!!! G. S. S" Lu shouted, "What?" said the minions, they couldn't just tell whether Lu's aura that he put off was of anger or of simple stupidity.
"Die! runt!" Delinger ached for revenge and his arm - though the pain he disregarded. Suddenly he transformed, little by little he got more and more - lesser a human, his mouth stretched wide, his body grew large -muscles and all, his teeth grew 5 rows, each small but sharp as blades, he developed a blue grey-ish skin with white mixed in and he grew a fin in the back, "Whatt?? You were a shark?" Said Lu, surprised at Delinger's shark like eyes and colours.
"Motherrucker, fool me one time shame on you, fool me twiceeee?!!!?" said Lu with a growling - hunger voice of a predator.
"What's up with him?" said a minion.
"He's not right in the mind!!" said another, Lu's presence, the aspect that he let off, put them in a trance.
'*snickered*' the assassin, 'He's like a child with a touch of death' the assassin thought.
Delinger jumped at Lu but his size was too enormous for the bar, he tore through several beams below the roof but his force allowed him to propel himself at Lu, who wasn't shying away. The broken beams made the stealth-ed assassin lost - footing and - fell down - but the landing was safe, as expected from one.
"A pincer attack" the four minions sweated, as moments past the air was more and more grim for them, their belief in their boss got loss the more Lu showed his rare, dumb,angry, stupid tendency.
All the while Delinger still in the air neigh a point of contact, arched his giant shark like tooth towards Lu.
"Bring it sushi!" Lu welcomed the charge, with his hands wide and flaunting - welcomed the shark with words and arms.
Delinger landed mouth first on Lu's head, Lu's whole head was inside his mouth, "yor bweath sink" Lu spoke inside, which no one could hear clearly.
The assassin and the minions were in a standoff, "Woah! easy fellas, let's watch them fight instead!" the assassin said.
"You sound like a girl!" one of them replied.
"Just watch the damn thing, your boss is gonna need a hurried evac"
Just then, all eyes on Lu and Delinger, the latter tried to bite down his prey but his razor sharped teeth met a hard tissue seemingly made of- anti-bite - alloy, he tried chewing, then grinding then a hard and quick chomp, all in vain.
The assassin thought what's taking Lu so long, while Delinger gets crazed in this delusion or so he thought, 'What the fuckkk is wrong', for a last ditch effort he tried throwing Lu from the bite but as Delinger tried pulling Lu using the muscles on his buffed up neck, the latter just won't budge. Delinger eyes wrote 'please just let this end' he started losing hope, felt worthless in his efforts but for a last ditch final effort, he puts his back into it, his legs reaffirmed- he added the strength of his arms too, and using all his might he tried to send Lu flying. The struggle of Delinger - his foot etched itself in the floor, cracking it, his buffed muscles and veins, wriggle in his blue grey-ish skin,like wind blowing at a hanging cloth, his muscles twitched like waves from vast different winds.
But then finally, a pulled motion was seen, saliva of red like thrown water in the air. Delinger slightly felt relieved, he sent his prey flying. He looked at his minions, walked towards them and smiled.
"B-boss? " they said, the assassin laughed. Like an old - shark-man - sleeping with his - rested - artificial teeth in a glass besides his bed, his mouth loses it's frightening aspect,
"That looks like a big ass Ba-ui's butt" the assassin let out a laughter - out loud - pointing at Delinger's excessively -wrinkled in- lips, the minions now confirmed her gender,"How dare you bitch" they said but still she can't contain the humour - no more keeping it professional she lets it all out. Angering the mob even more and surrounding her but then suddenly Lu with a tone of being let down shouted, "245!??!!??".
"You fooled me??a fucking three times?" He said, closing the distance between them.
"Huh?", " That guy is insane boss!" " maybe we should scram for now boss" said the loyal minions, slightly catching the assassin off guard in terms of their loyalty. Delinger however was damaged emotionally, shy and worthless he felt, his mind ran a series of marathon of quotes he said before meeting Lu.
"I'll show the runt!"
"This is for Genges"
"I'll bite his face right off his skull"
"Don't butt in - the fool is mine"
And on and on, his quotes gave him shame and a day time haunting nightmare.
"Let's go!! Grab the boss" a minion said, with his arms in the air, possibly a motion of an unknown power for a getaway distraction plan - but it fell short as Lu stood in their wake - with a face of a pissed off mobster - a delinquent show of facial bad-ass power.
"Sharks has 300 teeths or sometimes more!" Lu spoke.
"Look at me!!" LOOK AT MEE!!" Lu shouted at the pitiful gang.
Delinger complied so did the rest without even an uttered word, they knelt and looked at Lu for a -bless- , -to forgive and let them go- their position shows them they surrendered, making the assassin laugh.
"What's your problem?" Lu said.
"We're sorry!" a minion replied.
"Sorry? fuck your sorry!".
" First you woke me up and fooled me, Second you're not a princess, third you're not even a shark!!" Lu looked comically enraged, "Just look at this!" he showed Delinger's pulled teeth.
"It took me long but it's only 245!! or did I count it wrong???".
Lu's words made them confounded, as they didn't think such a crazed beast would be a child with childlike tantrum triggers.
"You!" Lu pointed at them.
"Him?"
"Me?"
"who?"
"You!"
"Go!!!!!" the minions quarreled among themselves. Finally pushing one of them out.
"Yes sir?" he said.
"Count it?" Lu replied.
"Huh?".
" COUNT ITTT!" Lu shouted in annoyance.
"Th-The teeth?" the minion said, weakly.
"No!!! ... the --" as Lu looked around, he finally noticed the devastated bar, "bro--ken" he spoke, low tone - unsure and in a trance, he looked left, "chairs----" and right " ---tables--" and, "Ca-bi-netss". " WHO DID THIS?" Lu with a shout, he was in a state of vexation.
"You?" quietly replied a minion.
"Me????" replied Lu with a face of pure comedic worry.
"No them! him in particular!" said the assassin finally coming out from hiding and showing her face, short parted hair in halves in the front with green colour and the rest black, with eyes steel grey assisting her lips in appearing - matured and sexy -.
"You're clothes, the waving dude at the park?" Said a very confused Lu.
"I'm not a dude!!!!!! also yes and yes, they trashed the place" she said.
"245 sir!" the minion finished his math, "Did you do this?" Lu asked the poor scares guy.
"Yes?!' he replied.
Lu looked at Delinger, " You tricked me into thinking that a princess with a meat shield woke me up" and slapped him in the face.
"You tricked me into thinking that you're a shark" another slap.
"You have only have two--" a slap.
"--hundred and--" and another.
"fourty---" and another.
"Five teeth" and he lets go of Delinger, beaten black and blue, bulges - lumps - on both cheeks.
Lu in a panic, still a child, care free but still responsible.
"Hey you, beautiful!" Lu called out at the assassin, leaving the latter to blush, 'beautiful?' she thought. Classic Lu interprets what his mind thinks, fuck the moment and places a null-man just - says -. But in this particular sentence he didn't even think, he was in a panic from the properties splintered everywhere.
"Tell me what to do, wit--with this shit" he asked which the assassin simply abided with.
It was evening the sounds - the noise dimmed lower than before. Szlick , Silent and the rest headed back into the town. What awaits them was - well a Silent's distraught surprise.
The evening brought foggy clouds below, strange for spring but 'nay' the people in awe. Since the palace in a hill however small, stood higher than the rest and a view of beauty it holds.
"My trusted Ministers, I apologize for your time, I would like it if we continue the topic tomorrow" said the King officially addresses the rest.
"No need for apologies, we live to serve!" bowed the ministers and they leave the King's house.
"Oh Ahu!!?" The King called the youngest minister back, this slightly pains the eyes of the others but not Sir Barroneand Ahu notices this.
"Sire?" said Ahu.
"Can you get Ratan for tomorrow?".
" Yes sire! but if you'd allow me to guess!?".
"Guess away"
"A test for the two?".
"You miss nothing do you?" The King laughed and told -praise- Ahu. And the party parted ways for the day.
"Oh! Dekadora I had news you'd absolutely love to hear!" said Sir Barrone hands on his back.
"Master, at least call me King" The King said to Sir Barrone.
"Ho-hoho Mustang did something you'd just love" Sir Barrone told King Dekadora.
"I miss that ass!" The King said.
"And what's the news?" he added.
"Well a certain bound city guard finally leaves his nest".
"Who? Master?".
" My God son!"
"Ohh!! Bart" smiled the King. -Smiled Sir Barrone -....
"Barrrtholomewww???" Dekadora shouted, "Ho-hohohoo!" laughed Sir Barrone.
"Mustang you shit!, call him back!" the King said, agitated.
"I've put him in Guards-Hold to get him out of trouble!, He resented me and took his mother's name! wasn't that enough you pile of horse's ass(Mustang) " Dekadora ranted his heart out. "I'm off to see my other God son! ciao!" said Sir Barrone.
"Did he send a watcher at least?"
"Ohh! Simone is always on his look out!".
"That Mustang, it hasn't been even three years since Bart's suffered that shit!"
"Ho-hoho the child is like you Deka, you turned up find, didn't you?".
"That's what I'm worried about! His mother won't let me have the end of this, Mustanggggggg!" The King shouted. Mustang scratched his ear in the Mid-infirmary.
"Ho-hoho that's my little prince!" Damien ran up to Sir Barrone and hugged the old man - warm feeling - to both.
Dusk announced it's presence once again, dimming down the bright mighty sun. O'Hare's deep met a strange dilemma, the captured five tied and hung.
"I'll give them to the blues, luckily I'm insured?" Silent mad but in control.
"What's that?" asked Lu.
"I ain't surprised now,... how you two get along so well!" Silent palm on his forehead - he shook his head.
"And who's this chick anyways? a customer" Silent asked, finally noticing the assassin.
"She's Azumi Sako! a professional assassin!" Lu answered with pride.
"So a mercenary?"
"Ye-yes! " Sako answered quick, with a slightly nervous gaze - at the floor.
"Why're you here?" He asked Sako.
"My past is pointless, for now I served Master Lu'nuru" With pride she addresses her role, Lu looked more prideful, with a wide directed smile at Szlick, the smile reeks of a boastful intent quoting 'look who's a master? can you do it too?'
Szlick silent, unusual, sulking on the fact of Lu's luck with the laides, 'First the clumsy blue now a hot assassin?'.'I can't lose when it comes to a lady' he told himself. Suddenly he sprang up, eyes firing -ablaze-, he went up at Lu -like bull's in fights- they pushed with their heads, smiling all the while.
Suddenly the door of the bar met another foe, Lucy with wild hair, thrusted it like before. One side of the door fell, Silent's blood pressure went high,
"Wha-what? sorry" Lucy immediately apologized. She then took a foot inside "Wha-what?" she exclaimed with the sudden internal design - the bar was almost completely void of tables and chairs.
Whilst still gazing around, "Lu, Szlick tomorrow you're invi---,..... Wha-what?" she again exclaimed almost freaked out she pointed at the hanged men, "Miss save us!" they said but a blue they don't know was to whom they pled.
"Oh! Nice timing miss Lucy"
"These guys thrashed my bar, here's a complaint" Silent handed her a paper.
"They're bandits!" Sako said to Lucy from a far.
"You're clothes, they look familiar!" Lucy voiced a concern, Leaving Sako on guard but before she added her doubts,
"The loot is ours!" Szlick and Lu cheered at Lucy with energy so intense, the clumsy Lucy was brought in to the joy, her gaze still befell-ed Sako but, 'maybe i imagined it' she said.
Lucy brushes the hyper freaks aside "I'll call some guards". she told Silent
"Oh yeah! tomorrow, dress well, the King invited you to the palace!" she said.
"Food!", " Extravagance" remarked Lu and Szlick respectively.
"Would you two act more adult?" Lucy bickered at them. Still a childish trio thus far.
In a place where one can't know and say, the ray, the smudge smiled "Look at the weakest human I made, he's now strong but where will that strength take you my child!".