"WHAT DO YOU MEAN it's NOT 6"
"I mean it's not 6 it's 500"
I HATE THIS GUY
"I HATE YOU"
DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD
"Just leave if you hate me so much"
"fine, I will."
I KNOW I WILL GO TO THE PUB
ok let's see is that it
"hi welcome to the mages guild"
"YAAAAAAAAAAA"
"um sir please don't scream in here"
"oh I'm sorry so mages guild how do I get in"
"well first whats your magic"
"hehe well ITS TIME MAGIC"
"oh well isn't that nice... WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY TIME MAGIC SHOW MMEEEEE CAN YOU GO BACK IN TIME"
WAIT CAN I
"ok let me try TIME GOD LISTEN TO MY COMMAND TAKE ME BACK"
"WAIT DID YOU SAY TIME MAGIC CA"
"can I go back in time"
hahaha shes ganna think I'm so cool
"HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT"
"I JUST WENT BACK IN TIME CRAZY RIGHT THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME"
"YOUR IN NO TEST. ok one last thing we need you to throw this rock it will decide your rank in the mages guild"
WHAT IF ITS THE SAME ROCK AND I GET A LOW RANK wait she said to crush it right ya she totally said crush it
"ok give me a rock wait can I use magic
"ya sure"
NICE I CAN USE A SPELL I SAW THAT DOES NOT NEED A DUMB CHANT I AM SO LUCKY
"TIME CRUSH"
"wow whats time crush"
"well it takes the rocks age and times it by 500 so it disintegrates I can't use it on living things so it pretty good at destroying stuff so what did I get well the goal was to see how you would use your magic to throw the rock
WHAT
"WHAT please let me try again"
"I guess here one more thing there are 9 classes there are f. e. d. c. b. a. s. ss. and sss."
"HOW AM I GOING TO USE MAGIC TO THROW THIS I need to get at least a rank
"TIME THROW"
"whats time throw
"I MADE IT UPPPPPP WHY DO I SUCK WRYYYYY"
"WOW THAT WENT FAR"
what did she say...HOW DID IT GET OVER THERE
"well sir by my calculations the about 120 yards
that's about an ss rank so know that you're in the mages guild would you like your first mission"
"YES PLEASE GIVE ME THE HARDEST ONE YOU GOT"
ok this one is oh beating a demon dog"
"you mean hell hound"
"no, I mean a demon dog"
OK FIRST MISSION
is that it I mean look at it its just a puppy
"hey little guy you're going to be my pet"
"FUUUUUUCCK YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU BIT ME DIE"
d-did it just grow WHY DOES IT KEEP GROWING
"OK LETS TRY THIS TIME BLAST"
wow so it works like time crush but to a lesser extent and it works on living things nice well looks like I just completed the mission
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BRING BACK THE DEAD BODY I DISENTAGRATED IT"
"wow really nice look I know you could bring it down heres the reward but next time leave a little piece of it not turned to dust ok"
"ok"
"GUESS WHO JUST GOT 20 GOLD THIS GUY"
oh great you back how did you make so much
"i killed a hell hound"
"whats that"
"FINE A DEMON DOG"what ever it's getting late where will I stay