do you ever fall asleep watching anime them wake up in another world ya me to its crazy its always been my dream to be needed and I thought this was my opportunity the first thing I hear is FUCK wrong guy "who are you wait wait wait no where am i"
"WhErE aM I shut up on trying to send you back don't worry"
"no no no no please don't I will do anything"
"will you beat the demon lord"
"yeeeeeess"
for once I can feel needed
"hahaha FUCKING nerd theres no demon lord"
"b-but this is another world right"
my world just broke into tiny little pieces
"ThIs Is AnOtHeR wOrLd RiGhT Yes it is So SHUT UP look I am very bad at using magic sor-
"MAGIC LIKE REAL MAGIC"
"yes"
looks like my world was just super glued together
"so like I WAS saying I'm bad at using it so when I try it does not turn out. well your the first one to survive the process so I guess I can't be mad and my name johny"
"oh my names eion"
WAIT WHAT DOES HE MEAN IM THE FIRST AM I SPECIAL
"wanna see how powerful you are all you have to do is crush a rock"
nice
"ok will do where do I go just go down the street then come back
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT CRUSH THE ROCK"
"I'm sorryyyyy"
"wow I really did mess up that summoning"
"SHUT UP"
look lets just see if you can use magic but first let me tell you how magic works
ok there are many types of magic the more popular common ones are earth water and fire
rare ones are dark light and wind
now the legendary one are time magic space magic and a type of magic only,one man has ever had the created of this world CREATION MAGIC ok lets see you have oh my gosh no way
"WHAT WHAT IS IT"
"haha wow for a REALLY REALLY WEAK PERSON YOUR REALLY LUCKY LIKE time magic dang"
YES I KNEW I WAS SPECIAL TIME MAGIC ONE OF THE LEGENDARY MAGIC NICE
"SO WHAT CAN I DO WITH TIME MAGIC"
"I don't know"
"wot"
HE DOESN'T KNOW
"I mean I have never seen any one with time magic"
"well are there any books"
"ArE ThErE aNy BoOkS ya at the library you fricking nerd"
ok then off to the library
ah here it is a book on the legendary MAGIC of time
bla bla bla magic is very powerfull AH nice time magic ok time stop lets try that "TIME GOD LISTEN to my command STOP TIME"
did it work
"shut up loser"
shit um ok how about something easier
wow this one lets me see the future. ok
"TIME GOD LISTEN TO MY COMMAND LOOK INTO THE FUTURE
"I SAID SHUT UP"
OUCH
"DID YOU JUST PUCH ME"
Wooooow
wait did it work
"I SAID SHUT UP
ouch
ohhh sweet it worked
" yooooooo guess what
"oh grrreaaat your back"
"oh shut it ok pick a number between 1 and 10000000"
"ok fine k I got it"
"TIME GOD LISTEN TO MY COMMAND LOOK INTO THE FUTURE"
"HAHA ITS NOT 500 DUM DUM. IT WAS 6"
WOOOW
"ok is it 6"
"no"
"WOT"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN it's NOT 6"
"I mean it's not 6 it's 500"
I HATE THIS GUY
"I HATE YOU"
DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD
"Just leave if you hate me so much"
"fine, I will."
I KNOW I WILL GO TO THE PUB
ok let's see is that it
"hi welcome to the mages guild"
"YAAAAAAAAAAA"
"um sir please don't scream in here"
"oh I'm sorry so mages guild how do I get in"
"well first whats your magic"
"hehe well ITS TIME MAGIC"
"oh well isn't that nice... WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY TIME MAGIC SHOW MMEEEEE CAN YOU GO BACK IN TIME"
WAIT CAN I
"ok let me try TIME GOD LISTEN TO MY COMMAND TAKE ME BACK"
"WAIT DID YOU SAY TIME MAGIC CA"
"can I go back in time"
hahaha shes ganna think I'm so cool
"HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT"
"I JUST WENT BACK IN TIME CRAZY RIGHT THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME"
"YOUR IN NO TEST. ok one last thing we need you to throw this rock it will decide your rank in the mages guild"
WHAT IF ITS THE SAME ROCK AND I GET A LOW RANK wait she said to crush it right ya she totally said crush it
"ok give me a rock wait can I use magic
"ya sure"
NICE I CAN USE A SPELL I SAW THAT DOES NOT NEED A DUMB CHANT I AM SO LUCKY
"TIME CRUSH"
"wow whats time crush"
"well it takes the rocks age and times it by 500 so it disintegrates I can't use it on living things so it pretty good at destroying stuff so what did I get well the goal was to see how you would use your magic to throw the rock
WHAT
"WHAT please let me try again"
"I guess here one more thing there are 9 classes there are f. e. d. c. b. a. s. ss. and sss."
"HOW AM I GOING TO USE MAGIC TO THROW THIS I need to get at least a rank
"TIME THROW"
"whats time throw
"I MADE IT UPPPPPP WHY DO I SUCK WRYYYYY"
"WOW THAT WENT FAR"
what did she say...HOW DID IT GET OVER THERE
"well sir by my calculations the about 120 yards
that's about an ss rank so know that you're in the mages guild would you like your first mission"
"YES PLEASE GIVE ME THE HARDEST ONE YOU GOT"
ok this one is oh beating a demon dog"
"you mean hell hound"
"no, I mean a demon dog"
OK FIRST MISSION
is that it I mean look at it its just a puppy
"hey little guy you're going to be my pet"
"FUUUUUUCCK YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU BIT ME DIE"
d-did it just grow WHY DOES IT KEEP GROWING
"OK LETS TRY THIS TIME BLAST"
wow so it works like time crush but to a lesser extent and it works on living things nice well looks like I just completed the mission
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BRING BACK THE DEAD BODY I DISENTAGRATED IT"
"wow really nice look I know you could bring it down heres the reward but next time leave a little piece of it not turned to dust ok"
"ok"
"GUESS WHO JUST GOT 20 GOLD THIS GUY"
oh great you back how did you make so much
"i killed a hell hound"
"whats that"
"FINE A DEMON DOG"what ever it's getting late where will I stay"
"I guess you can stay here"
ok let's see it's been about a month and I haven't gotten any more jobs and my gold running low let's see what to do AH I KNOW
I'm going to save a damsel in distress, ok let's see first let's do my hair who wouldn't want to date me I look amazing black hair blue eyes the whole deal OH NO SOMEBODY IS GETTING ATTACKED oh its a guy ugh
"worry not bla bla bla BAM TIME PUNCH"
"I'm thanks but., you got the wrong guy lightning toss"
FUUUCK
why is very thing going black
"WAKE UP"
who's that
"mom"
"no you FUCKING idiot it me your best friend hahaha what happend"
"some guy hit me with lightning"
oh that explains the white hair"
WHAT
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
"I mean you have white hair now"
"SHHIIIITT MY GOOD LOOKS GONE"
"what do you mean YoUr GoOd LoOkS ArE gOnE you never had them in the first place and chick love guys with white hair that are young that is"
"r-really do you really thinks so"
"no"
WHY AND WHY IS HE WALKING AWAY
so I can't believe its been a week since the hair Change well I need to make money
"hey johny I'm heading out"
"shut up and leave you better bring back money I'm not gana let you stay here if you don't pay. some of the rent"
"ya ya will do"
ok
"YO IM BACK WHERE YOU AT"
" no screaming OH ITS YOU ITS FINE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT its reeaaly ok if you do so do you have a gir- I MEAN DO YOU NEED A NEW MISSION"
"ya I need money"
"ok well since you killed that demon dog so easily I guess I can give you an escort mission
so you wanna help them do some leveling
and killing monster is that ok"
"ya how much money will I get"
"3 gold and some rep trust me it will really help in the long run"
"ok where are they"
"right over there"
BUT THEAS ARE JUST KIDS AND WHATS WITH THAT STARE its ok its ok
"hey wha-"
shut up old man we don't need your help we are super strong you see I have dark magic "
oh so that's why there's 1 boy and two girls on the team
"and my magic s light look its so pretty
"my magic is space"
wow really well I guess mine's not that special then I have time magic"
"WHAT"
"WHAT"
"cool"
"yep I know pretty cool"
"time magic is more legendary then space the only thing rarer then time is creation magic so will you joining us in sorry for being rude"
ya I'm joining you in not going to let some kids with amazing powers get hurt out there "
"MR Mr what's the strongest thing you have killed"
"it was a demon dog in 1 hit"
"WOOW COOL Thou must be super strong
"yep I am I'm ss rank"
"wooow wait so how old are you"
"14 why"
"then why do you have white hair"
"oh I got stuck by lightning magic ya he said something like LIGHTNING TOSS
"AHHHH YOU SAID YOU HAVE TIME MAGIC NOT LIGHTNING"
WHAT THE HECK IM LUCKY I DID NOT HIT ANY ONE
"SO YOU DONT HAVE TIME MAGIC"
"no I do look here give me that cup TIME CRUSH"
"nice ok so you can do two types of magic"
" I think so"
ok so I can do two type of magic I will ask johny or that one cute girl at the guild
"so where are we going"
"we going to go kill a dragon"
A REALL DRAGON NICE
"ok lets go"
"yep it should be just around this corner
"nam nam"
this is a DRAGON GIRL NICE SO CUTE
"lets kill it"
"nooo she so cute"
"I'm right here and even if you tried you would die"
oh so cute
"you dragon girl your my partner now "
"WTF NO PERV"
"WHAT NO IM NOT LOOK I WILL DUEL YOU
"hAhahhahahaHa ok fine do you know what magic I have I have I have PLASMA MAGIC SUPA HOT FIRE ITS A RARE MAGIC"
"nice I have time magic and lightning"
"wait you have two magics lucky"
"hey kids you might wanna head back"
"ya ya ok hey guys wanna hide and watch this fight"
"yes please it will look so pretty"
"OK ARE YOU READY TO DIE"
"are you ready to be my companion"
"SHUT UP FOOL. PLASMA SWORD"
shut that hurt
"ok let me try this makeing up things has worked so far. lightning bolt hit my target 1000 times over"
"owww that hurt I give up"
BUT THAT WAS ONE ATTACK
ok nice so can I have something to give to the "kids so they can get the reward"
"ya sure take a finger nail"
nice ok I really needed that gold
"so what's your name"
"khaleesi"
like
"THE QUEEN OF DRAGONS"
"yep"
JACKPOT
"hey so I have a theory watch this PLASMA
SHOT"
I WAS RIGHT
I CAN USE ALL MAGIC
"DARK SHOT"
why did it not work OH I HAVE TO BE HIT BY THE MAGIC TO USE IT
"what's up master"
"nothin"
"YO"
"no YEL- oh its you thank god your back"
but we where just here
"ok so has there ever been anybody that can use magic after they have been hit by it I mean,just look lightning toss get 1000 times hotter and turn to plasma stun and destroy everything and do it 1000 times over"
"YOU JUST BLEW UP THEY WHOLE WALL ITS MADE OF PIRE MAGIC BY ARE STONGEST MAGICIAN your so strong please love me
"what"
"nothing"
"DONT TALK TO MASTER HE IS MINE"