"Alright soldiers. This battle will not be easy. We are up against formidable foes who wish to do us harm."
I spoke pacing back and forth in front of my legion of animals. The group was filled with various critters. Deer, rabbits, squirrels, snakes, foxes, and wolves sat staring at me with serious faces. The night before, I had snuck out and organized my army. Once they knew how serious this battle would be, they all joined willingly.
Of course, I left out the major predators and birds because I didn't want to push my luck and court death. And no, wolves aren't predators. They are just big ol' puppies.
I gave them a serious face, "I won't lie. This is going to be hard. There are 86 contestants and only 43 of us. Not to mention there will be plenty of ground to cover. If anyone wants to leave now, there is no shame in that. I won't stop you."
