The first thing I did was immediately get dressed I haven't been arrested in a long time and don't feel like spending time in jail for indecent exposure on my first day back on earth luckily it was still night time so I somehow remembered my how to make it home at least I hope it still was.
When I got there my key still worked which was a good sign opening the door carefully I peer inside and found everything was just as I left it to my cell phone I forgot when I went out to the bar which I immediately grabbed from the charger and checked the date as I had been living in the other world for nearly thirty years and barely remember here at all although I have not aged a day thanks to potions and my mana fueled body in fact I can confidently say I look better now than I did back then as my body is shredded unlike before where I had a ponch from drinking as the most defining feature shockingly I realized I had returned the same day I was taken.
Although that meant I was still broke as I had no money in my account it also means I could still have the house for two months plus all the fancy stuff from the other world to begin building my new empire as even basic items like healing potions were going to worth a fortune but I needed a way to prove my products are real especially because no one is going to believe that a nobody got his hands on a wonder drug but as I just got back home I decide to just go to bed for now as nothing can be done with it right this second.
The next morning I got up and realized as I looked around that that my ex-girlfriend had not only stole my money but also most of appliances as she even took the coffee maker one of the few things I actually missed besides the toilet because fun fact that most stories don't mention when you get to a medieval world you get a medieval bathroom not a fun experience but why did they feel the need to rob me blind especially since her new man has his own business that I heard from others was doing great and he bought a larger building to expand was their goal just to ruin what remains of my life?
Because I decided I don't want left to be stolen or find out she didn't leave her key when she left I called a dark guardian spirit to protect the house while I was out which I was glad I didn't lose my spirits when I returned otherwise moving up in the world was going to be a bitch and a half leaving the house knowing it was secure really put my mind at ease although I didn't have much it is still mine with such thoughts in my mind I arrive at my destination my old bosses house it definitely is in a nicer neighborhood than mine with big houses not mansion's but still not too shabby stepping out of a branded car in in yoga pants and a tank top is his hot milf wife with her light brown hair tight body and perky tits as she goes inside I follow behind her as she can't see me thanks to a trick I developed spirit walk which makes me incorparol and invisible completely undetectable to regular people or at least it should have.
MILF:"I don't know what Rodney did to piss off your employer please don't kill me I'm a witch although I don't have to power to stop you I'm surely more valuable alive rather than dead right?" looking around
Me:"So you know your husband is an ass surely you must of understood that eventually he was going to offend someone he shouldn't have" still invisible
Apparently there is magic on earth it just isn't well known I need to figure out the upper limits of those in power and how not to offend people in the magical community if I can't fight back and she seems like my way in.
MILF:"I only married him because his position and his lack of awareness of magical things making him easy to handle and I could just push him up the corporate ladder with magic I didn't think he cause this much trouble!" she said in a panicked tone
Me:"Then if don't want to die become slave as as I am new to the area and I am need of someone to serve me"
MILF:"Alright I will!"
Me:"Good open your soul to me and I will brand you as my slave"
MILF:"What! aren't you just going use a rune or a an oath contract or even a qi imprint in my mind!?"
Me:"Do you think I am some sort of mage or cultivator? No I am a Shaman we deal with spirits and souls what would I need with such easy to escape methods?"
MILF:"Impossible the Shaman that exist today are weak as most spirits left the earth or died off, of the very few Shamans left that have spirits strong enough to compete against other powers don't leave their territories so what are you a necromancer?!"
Me:"Stalling for time won't work I don't need you I can always find another last chance open your soul or I'll just kill you and your husband then move on with my life"
Seeing no other way out she finally opens up her soul to me and I leave mark on it forever branding her as my slave before appearing in front of her leaving her shocked as she clearly recognized me I was one of husband's office grunts that she saw when she went to visit him at work which I now know was to use her magic on his bosses which is why a lazy piece of shit kept getting promoted and I originally thought he was pimping out his wife to get to the top.
Me:"From now on you are my slave you exist to serve me am I understood?"
MILF:"Yes master"