where are we said alex
dont know dude but dark as shit said Xander
well we are probably dead, because a truck can be heard before we saw darkness said jack
maybe but why is it is darkness, should it be heaven said Xander
nope God doesn't exist said jack
mm I just dont care, I want to sleep said alex
mmm interesting said a man dress in black
who were you said Xander
well I have many names but you can call me death said death
ok death, where are we said Xander
well you are in the void of reincarnation said death
ok, so we can reincradate said alex a little exciting
ya, you were supposed to reincradate 4 quadrillion years ago but something happen and here you are said death
WHAT said all three in unison
ya, so because of my mistake I will let you chose you world and time, with a wish said death
just one wish said alex
yes but you can do anything and everything from that one wish said death
hey jack you remember that prank on our parents when we were young said alex smiling like an idiot
oh ya said jack with a sinister gin
so we can wish anything and everything said jack
yes anything and everything, no restrictions said death
ok I wish for infinite wishes said jack with a big smile
what, you can do that said death
but you said anything and everything, no restrictions said alex holding back his laughter for how easy it is to scam death itself
I could do a number but not infinite said death with a defeated sigh
ok we can have let say 30 000 wishes said jack
while the other two were laughing their ass off
ok fine said death with what look like a tear
knowing a bunch of mortals scam him
so how are we going to do this said alex
we all get 10000 wishes each said jack
ok we want to go to starwars, what time said Xander
well why not 4000 bby said alex
sure let get the wishes done with said Jacob and start to say the wishes
1. i wish for immortality
2. I wish to be the emperor of an empire expanding over 3 galaxies in the unknown region
3. wish to have a game like style interface
4 wish to master both the dark side without be corrupt and the light side
5. I wish I master dual wield anything
6. I wish I have a white and black sabers like a katana
7. I want pure sith species to be common in my empire but they are loyal to me
. I wish Yoda species to be common in my empire
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10000. I wish I have a army as big and versatile as any army x ten
said jack with a victories grin
fine said death crying because of the wishes that were demanded by a mortal
then alex went.
1. full mastery of the dark side
2. my very own order under the all mighty emperor ( with a bow to Jack)
3. mastery of dark style lightsaber combat
4.mastery of dark side alchemy ( what the night sister use to raise the fuckin dead with or ancient sith use to creat creature with.
5. immortality
6. dark side corruption doesn't effect me
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10,000 dual blood red katana style lightsaber
Ok next is Xander now hurry up so I can become an emperor said jack trying to look imitating
whatever you say, your majesty said Xander while bowing
1. fully master of the light side
2. full mastery of light style combat
3. a temple
4. a planet full of pure light side force kyber crystals
5. I want to be able to make massive shields that can cover a planet and protect it from anything short of the death star
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10,000 I want A beautiful long swords syle blade of my lightsaber
then after all that they were told go though the portal to their new lives. But some how jack found him hiding behind a pillar. Waiting for a time to scare death. Before he can two beautiful women in red and blue.
Rose, violet why are you here ask death
well we were coming to see the trio you were to lazy to reincradate before their planet blew up. said rose
But guess they left, after they scam you said violet giggle a little
yaya shush, you both are annoying. It not my fault that I didn't know I was dealing with some demon brat ( people who are way to good to be human at gaining anything that is not theirs ex violence to diplomacy)
Since jack hated being called a brat and want to get going he decided to give a leaving gift for death.
He Sneak up in the shadows and with all his might kick death right in his family jewel, then just booked it to the portal after giving a hearty good bye.
Hahaha laugh both rose and violet at death misfortune.
Fucking brat I will have revenge said death (I wonder if he will do something