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Chapter 15 - Annoying Blonde Man

Mark peaked outside and saw hundreds, no, thousands of zombies! Mark then was irritated, "Damn it! What kind of monster can attract that many zombies!'

A zombie noticed the inside the armory and tried breaking in. Mark, who knew one zombie could attract another, slightly opened the door and shot it with his Smith & Wesson MP9.

He then looked at Ariel, Layla, and Liza who wore worried and anxious expressions on their faces. Mark then clicked his tongue as he said, "We can't get out of here. We're stuck. If we try to get out, we die."

Mark then peaked outside and looked at the hole earlier, "We might need to kill that monster to get out, but then, how?"

As Mark said that they suddenly heard a cheerful shout. Outside, a car was running around in circles and a blonde guy was peaking out of the window shooting the zombies with his Skorpion submachine gun with 20 rounds each magazine.

Clearly not hitting all of them in the head, some survived, but he was shouting cheerfully which attracted the zombies to him.

Inside the car that the man was riding on, a blonde woman with pinkish tips at her hair and purple eyes then said angrily, "Can't you shut your mouth you crazy bastard, you'll attract the zombies for fuck's sake."

The man just laughed as he said, "Hahaha! A true man is never afraid!", whilst a woman with faded-purple hair and pink eyes, " Yeah, a true man is never afraid, but a true man isn't as stupid as you and knows how to retreat."

The man then said with a slight fake frown as he sat down on the seat, "Oh come on now Silvia, my dear little sister, how bout you support your older brother here."

The faded-purple-haired girl then looked at him with emotionless eyes, "I won't side with you, you stupid brother, at least I would side with older sister since she's smarter than you, in fact, I would also side with brother Mark since he knows what he's talking about, he's the complete opposite of you, how come you're best friends with your stupidity."

With a face that was enough to make you cry in laughter, the blonde man then acted as if he cried, "Oh! My little sister is so cruel! Ahh! Older Sister, our little sister is so cruel! wait....wait a minute, Silvia, do you have a crush on Mark?"

The blonde woman then gritted her teeth as she strongly punched the man on his head, "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ANNOYING STUPID IDIOT!"

The man then held his head in was in tears, "Huhuhu, ouch, why did you hit me older sister, huhuhu, you two are so cruel!", he then pointed at Silvia and the blonde woman.

The blonde woman then with veins bulging in her head, she looked at the man with pure killing intent and said, " Lance, if you don't shut up, I will kill you."

The man, no, Lance, Mark's best friend, seeing this then behaved and sat than quietly as he said lightly, "Yes, ma'am."

A white-haired woman with eyes like the ocean then looked at them and said whilst smiling, "Let's calm down shall we, Silvia? Big Sister Thea?"

Lance then looked at the white-haired woman and said with tears in his eyes, "Huu, Gabrielle-chan is really an angel! Huu! save me!"

The white-haired woman, no, Gabrielle, then smiled at him. Whilst Thea sighed as she looked at Lance, "Here you go with your anime girl nonsense, I still can't believe how you tricked Mark to believe that Gabrielle is your girlfriend."

Lance then pouted as he said, "Hey don't call anime girls, nonsense! Anime girl is LIFE, Anime girl is ZA WARUDO, ANIME GIRL IS THE UNIVERSE!"

Thea then again got irritated as she punched him in the head again whilst still trying to avoid the zombies chasing them because of Lance, "Shut the fuck up!"

"Gwooh!", Lance then cried out in pain, he then smirked as he said, "I didn't trick Mark! I just made him realize that Elaine likes him!"

"Yeah, yeah", Thea said as she continued with a question, "Still, how'd you convince Gabrielle to act as your girlfriend."

"That's just how kind-hearted Gabrielle really is. As I wanted Mark and Elaine to end up together, I asked Gabrielle to act as my girlfriend and she agreed because she wants to help Mark and Elaine's romance."

"Convinced about how good I am at relationships, which is a lie, I swear to god, He actually took up my advice and I just told him to go to Elaine's address", Lance then explained as he smugly leaned his back to the seat.

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Inside the armory. Mark then listened to the cheerful shout, he then said, " I recognize that shout."

"Wait don't tell me! It must be the stupid blonde guy", Ariel, Layla, and Liza who heard what Mark said were confused, who was this 'stupid blonde guy'.

Ariel then spoke out and asked, " Umm, Seni— I mean Mark, who is this 'stupid blonde guy' you're referring too?"

Mark then looked at them and realized that they didn't know who he was referring to, he then smiled and said, "I guess you don't know? He's my best friend, Lance."

He then looked outside and saw a car driving around to avoid the zombies, he also saw that all the zombies were going after the car. He then looked at who was inside and saw Lance, Silvia, Thea, and Lance's girlfriend.

"It seems was right", he then smiled as he looked at them and he then suddenly had an idea for how they'll kill the thing that keeps spewing out zombies and attracting zombies that weren't there.

He then looked at the three girls as he said, "Look for a megaphone of some sort, I have an idea."

The three girls then looked at each other and nodded as they tried to find one diligently. After rummaging throughout the armory, Liza found one and she said happily, "Big brother! I found one!"

She then handed it to Mark and was obviously expecting something. Mark chuckled seeing Liza's expectant look and thought it was cute and patted Liza's head as he said, "Good job, Liza!"

Liza clearly satisfied with Mark's pats, she then walked back happily. Mark then looked at the three and said, "Ariel, come with me, Layla, Liza, stay here, okay!"

The three girls nodded as Mark and Ariel walked out. Layla then looked at Mark with a worried face as she said, "Be careful!", Mark just smiled and nodded. Seeing his smiling face, Layla couldn't help but fantasize about him. Liza who saw her flushed face couldn't help but giggle.

Liza then looked at her and said, "Big Sister! do you like Big Brother!", Layla's face flushed even more, as she looked away. Liza then got close to her and said, "Sister Layla, let me tell you a secret", and smiled.

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Mark and Ariel slowly drove towards a facility that was far away from the armory to keep the girl safe. After arriving they then walked inside the facility. There were a couple of zombies and Mark and Ariel killed them all using pistols.

Mark then looked at Ariel and said, "Find some cylinders that are big enough to fit this megaphone in", Ariel then nodded and started to search the facility. Mark, on the other hand, broke a single window.

After a while, Ariel found two cylinders that have holes on the top and bottom. Mark then slowly inserted the megaphone inside a single cylinder as he inserted the cylinder inside another cylinder, but not completely.

He then fitted the cylinder on the broken window and activated the megaphone. He then shouted to attract the zombies, "COME HERE, YOU FUCKING ZOMBIES!"

He recorded it in the megaphone and played it repeatedly. They then got out of there and went back to the armory. The zombies who were chasing after Lance and the group stopped and looked at the area where the noise came from.

The zombies gave up on chasing Lance and his group and went towards the noise that was played repeatedly. Thea also stopped the car and observed the zombies.

Silvia then looked around and saw a glimpse of a moving van and saw Mark, she then said, "Brother! Sister! It's Brother Mark!"

Both Lance and Thea looked at the moving car and Thea smirked, "The same smartass as always", she then drove towards the armory in which the military van stopped to.

The zombies were finally cleared out from the area and went to the source of the noise. Lance and his group went out of the car and Thea knocked on the door whilst Lance suddenly shouted, " MARK! IT'S U- MFPHH MNPHH!", before he could shout more, Thea stopped him.

Mark then opened the door and looked at Lance whilst frowning, "Shut the fuck up dude, you almost made my plan fail, your voice is louder than the max volume of a megaphone, now, come inside!"

Lance, Thea, Silvia, and Gabrielle then went inside the armory. As they went inside, Thea then smiled and looked at Mark and said, "You're a smartass as always."

Mark just chuckled as he looked at Thea with a smile, "You too Thea, you're as cute as always", Hearing that Thea couldn't help but flush. Lance then stared at her and with a smug face, he then said, " Heh, I guess sister has a crush on—", Lance, as always received a punch in the face.

Mark who saw this just laughed. He looked at Silvia and said, "It's been a long time isn't it Silvia", he then patted her head and on Silvia's expressionless face, appeared a shocking pink tinge. She just nodded and responded with a, " Ya."

Ariel looked at Thea with slightly curious eyes and then recognized her face, "Wait, are you perhaps, Lieutenant Colonel Thea Watson!?", Thea then looked at her and said, " Yeah, I am."

Ariel then walked up to her and shook her hands, "It's so nice to meet you, ma'am! I'm Major Ariel Martinez!", Thea smiled at Ariel and then recalled something, " So you were the major that Mark always talked about! Nice to meet you, Ariel, just call me Thea!", Ariel just nodded and happily said, "Yes ma'am! I mean, Thea!"

Mark then walked towards Lance and picked him up from the ground and embraced him, "Hehe, you stupid blonde bastard, it's been a long week, ain't it?", Lance then laughed as he responded with a cheerful, " Yeah!", they then bumped their fists and let go.

Mark then looked at Gabrielle and said, "How bout you introduce me to your girlfriend", Lance then looked at him and said, " She's not my girlfriend, we just tricked you to hook you up with Elaine."

Hearing that, Gabrielle nodded. Mark then looked at Lance and said, "What do you mean?", then Lance just repeated what he said, " As I said, we just tricked you so you can hook up with Elaine."

Mark them punched him in the head as he said, "Why haven't I thought of that possibility", Mark then sighed and just stopped talking.

Thea then looked at Mark and said, " So you're not gonna punish him more?", Mark then looked at her and said, "We don't have time, we must get out of here, but to do that we need to kill the thing that spat out and attracted zombies."

"The megaphone only has a couple of hours of life in it, we need to kill it as fast as possible, now let us devise a plan!"

But before Mark could continue, a loud roar followed by some screeches sounded out throughout the whole camp, They then looked outside and saw something hideous.

It looked at them and with fierce eyes, ran to them, Mark couldn't help but curse, "Oh, shit!"