I look up to see my new neighbor, "Hey, Ana what are you doing?". I point at the knife unable to speak at the moment with all that adrenaline rushing through me. She just starts laughing, "Oh! I got us a cake. Just as I knocked on your door, I realized you couldn't have eaten anything and I went back to order some food for both of us. It will be here in half an hour".
With that, she picks up the cake, along with the murderer's knife, and enters my apartment. I finally calm down and get up to find her sitting on the couch and has already started eating the cake.
"You are already back?", I question her. "Yeah, yeah. I just came back. Come on! I am hungry". At least I get cake after that scare.
I really can't believe her. She scared the hell out of me and she is enjoying her cake. This girl is such a wierdo!!
"What's your name?", I ask knowing that she didn't even think about introducing herself or even telling her name.
"Oh! I am Shayna. I work at a company nearby. Assistant to the CEO. By the way, cool place. Hey, I saw those heels. Can I borrow them?? I think we are the same size", she speaks non stop while eating continuously. Seriously, how can anyone talk so much?
"Yeah, sure", I look at the silver heels which I forgot to put in the closet. These are the only heels that I own and I bought them just on a whim. I don't even wear them but they are so pretty.
I join her and we have our dinner while she continuously just talks about anything and everything. And somehow, she managed to convince me to let her sleep with me.
I was still shocked by the earlier scare and just went along with her. It didn't hurt that she claimed she didn't cuddle. Because I hated sleeping with anyone. I love sleeping alone.
This claim was later found to be a complete lie with evidence. She practically wrapped around me like an octopus the whole night making me swear never to let her in my bed ever again till the end of my life.
Looking back I could never have imagined becoming friends much less best friends with her but here we are.
I finally find my file and limp towards my door while taking my bag before I am late and "ahhhhhh,….. what are you doing here!!!!!" I shout at her and there stood the devil incarnate….god I should just get holy water poured on her one day so that Satan can take back his most prized possession….
"Well it is your first day of the job so I got you something for your first day", and with that I got a piglet stuffed in my hands. That would go well with the Pooh, the Tigger she already put in my room, "yeah thanks sweetie". I quickly just throw it on the couch and try to leave.
Try being the word here. Because she has yet to do something that would make me want to kill her and she won't let me leave without screwing with me. AGAIN!!!!!