ALANA
I was snacking on some deliciously unhealthy crisps, when I was reminded of contacting a girl for Knight for tomorrow. Sometimes you were put into seriously laughable situations in life.
I looked over the girls. They were all so pretty that I was having trouble choosing one. Deciding to make my life easier, I texted him.
Me:
His reply came approximately half-an-hour later, during which I'd lost my patience only about ten times and considered throwing my phone against the wall. Sinking deeper into the couch, I opened his text.
Mean Person: None of them
Me: Seriously?
Mean Person: I don't like skinny girls
A whole lot offended, because hello, I was the living, breathing, definition of skinny, I huffed for approximately five minutes and then replied.
