Anouk slowly started waking up . He was dizzy and had a huge headache . He looked around the room lazily and noticed it wasn't his own.
The room looked the same size as his however it was painted in white and red while his is usually in cream and his bed usually bigger.
The current room had a small wardrobe , a shelf of books and a small meditation room.
' Make yourself at home ' He heard a small thought in his head echo then his eyes turned red momentarily but returned to normal .
He stood up and looked to what he was wearing , it was his trademark pajama back at home .
He tried to remember how he got here and he shook his head about the memory he was getting about gods . Besides , weren't they just fiction ?
He got out of the room and definitely noticed that it was definitely noticed his house.
The house was decorated with flying crystals that glowed illuminating the place. It honestly look cool I Anouk's perspective.
He descended down a fleet of stairs decorated with a red carpet . He walked around and noticed the place looked great.
The sitting room was large with four sofas and a large shelve full of books.
It also had a large tv with a playstation 5 . Anouk walked to another room and found out it was a gym .
It was heavily equipped however the markings of the dumbbells , in fact anything that could be lifted was absurdly high.
He finished his small tour to the kitchen and noticed a male white haired elf.
He seemed to be preparing breakfast.
" I see you're awake Anouk. " The elf said without looking at him.
Anouk looked weary.
" Who are you ?" Anouk asked.
" I am Rowan , king of the elf gods . Nice to meet you son-in-law. " Anouk looked surprised.
" Whatever happened last night was just a nightmare " Anouk murmured to himself repeatedly
" No it was not , care for some dragon eggs ?" Rowan said as he motioned Anouk to sit down at the dining table.
Anouk sat down and Rowan gave him something that looked like tea and bread and as he said dragon egg.
Anouk looked at the breakfast and at the man wearily .
" Come on , don't be shy " Rowan said.
" If I die , I promise am coming to haunt you " Anouk said and Rowan laughed.
He slowly took his first bite and the food immediately exploded in his mouth. He started eating quickly and with hunger.
As he was eating a pale black haired girl entered . She seemed to be around his age and had fangs ? Hey eyes were black and she was one of the most beautiful girls Anouk had seen. She was tall although not as tall as him ( 5'10 ) and had curvy body with F cup breasts. She wore black pajamas
" Hello Rowan , who's this guy ?" She asked pointing to Anouk.
" That's your husband Jasmine " Both Jasmine and Anouk looked shocked.
" What , you married me to a weak human ? I mean look at him , he looks ugly and the type of person to get bullied. " Jasmine said.
" Yeah I mean look at her , she looks like a goth girl who's screaming to get buried " Anouk said.
" You two play nice because you're going to be stuck with each other for the rest of each other's immortal life. " Rowan said.
" Am not immortal " Anouk said.
" You're now " Rowan said mysteriously .
Jasmine sat at the furthest corner of Anouk and started grumbling about somethings mostly him.
" Are you going to discuss the part where you kidnap me and forced me to marry two people" Anouk asked.
" Yeah right forced " Jasmine muttered .
' Such an ego ' Anouk thought.
" I heard that " Jasmine said
' My private life is going to be fucked ' Anouk sighed.
" You know , 12 years ago Vladimir and I was searching for a human who'll be suitable to become a human god considering all the previous ones either died or became god eaters "
" God eaters ?" Anouk was silenced.
" Anyway we found your father and he sold us your rights for 20 million stix . The wedding part was to tie the humans , elves and vampires in a good realtionship considering we lack at that " Anouk listened but he felt some parts were left out.
" Why not just make me sign a peace treaty than make me marry unwantingly . Am pretty sure Jasmine also feels the same " Anouk said.
" It's because my father and in uncle are assholes who want a closer tie with humans also. " Jasmine said and Anouk realized something.
' Hahaha that's so messed up . Your father married you to what am assuming you think a lower life form. Would I hate it even more to be in your shoes . ' Anouk thought knowing Jasmine will here his thoughts.
" Fuck you " Anouk saw Jasmine mouth those words.
" When gods marry they don't just bond their body , they also bond their souls and because you're unofficially the human god king , it will also affect our creations . That means it's not just us that will become a family , it's also the rest of humans , elves and vampires alike " Rowan explained.
" Very well then , is it possible to issue a divorce " Anouk asked with a serious face.
" No " Rowan said .
" Although you could marry more " Rowan said and Jasmine glared at Rowan.
Suddenly an elf girl about 5'8 walked to the kitchen . She was very beautiful just like Jasmine with great figure although slightly on the petite side with C cup breasts. She had blue eyes and her hair was blonde . She had the trademark long pointy ears and was dressed on a nightgown somehow erotically.
' Boner no , maybe next time ' Anouk thought and Jasmine glanced at Anouk with a disgusted face .
" Hi dad " The girl said hugging Rowan .
" Hi Elora , how was your night " Jasmine said changing her foul mood to a happy one.
Elora kissed Jasmine cheek .
Anouk's fave turned to confusion then amusement .
" And who are you ?" Elora said turning to Anouk
" Our ' husband ' " Jasmine said quoting the husband part with much venom.
Elora's smile turned into a frown.
" I thought that was a nightmare " Elora thought aloud .
" So did I " Jasmine sighed.
" Well you three are getting along very well. " Rowan said.
" Rowan , when can I get home and forget about this disturbing nightmare ?" Anouk asked.
" Well you can go now , just open the door of your wardrobe with intent of going home " Rowan said.
" Well bye , it's been a nice run but you're not going to see me anytime soon " Anouk said as he walked to his room .
He stopped by the shelf of books and took three books .
" If you want to come back use any door with intent of reaching here. " Rowan shouted .
Anouk ignored him. He took magic theory , assassination and body conditioning books because he thought bit would be fun to read them.
He stepped to the wardrobe with intent of going home and found himself opening his own wardrobe .
Anouk jumped to his own bed and contemplated his life .
' gods are real , I married two beautiful goddesses . I am probably going to die young. Would it be cool if I jumped in a volcano and burned to save myself from future drama. Uncle's gonna kill me . I don't want to have kids. Will I ever die ? Is Conner still having an affair with Isabella ? Finally holiday is beginning and am going to finally hike. Does uncle know that his son is having an affair with his wife ? I wonder how grandpa is doing , I miss his erotic stories.