In the morning we continued our search for Urahara's shop and we finally found it, with Kiuske himself at the counter.
"Welcome to my humble candy shop how may I help?" He's joyous as ever, I bought some candy as my now wife kept looking into Urahara's eyes.
I think she's reading his mind...
I am not going to ask her, as long as she doesn't kill anyone unnecessary she can do whatever.
"How long are you going to look into my eyes miss?" Huh I guess she wasn't reading his mind.
"Sorry you just looked familiar but I was mistaken" She said this but kept looking at his eyes.
"Oh?" Now Uraraha is inspecting her great.
"Well I am buying these candies" I intercepted before things get any weirder.
"Of course, here's your change." I am surprised that he actually has money, I guess he can sell these candies.
"Can we eat them here, do you sell tea?" I ask.
"Of course, I would love the company, follow me" As he says this I can see a Gigai coming to cover for him from the back.
After we sat down Urahara quickly made some teas as I spread the candies I bought so everyone can eat them.
After tea was served we talked about the weather and such for better part an hour only after Yoruichi came in her cat form that I started to talk about our real reason for coming here.
Not before snatching Yoruichi for some heavy duty petting of course, Ereshkigal gave me deadpan expression but this cat girl is too damn soft.
Best cat I ever petted 10/10 would pet again.
"Urahara-san I am looking knowledge on souls, rather how to make them stronger without dying and going to Shinigami school"
"Hmm it's pretty hard doing that if you're not dead, you can just become a Shinigami without dying but it's going to take too long you'd be dead before than."
I like the fact that he didn't even questioned why.
"That won't do, I am not staying here for long. I guess I will find a another way but would having a Zanpaktou help?" I mean sure being a Shinigami is cool and all it doesn't suit me and I am not really interested in it but I would be one if it covers my needs.
"Depends you can just crush your flesh under the pressure since Shinigami are spirits, putting that kinda power in flesh would be reckless but you won't find a Zanpaktou laying around anyway." He said the last words with a smirk.
"Ereshkigal?" I am sure my dear wife saw through the Zanpaktou.
"I can see how they're made now that I can see it but I don't recommend it for you"
"Why?" I mean dealing with the Zanpaktou spirit is going to be bothersome but I need a spirit to regulate my mystic code as well.
"Somehow all these swords tied to a single entity, I think you'd want another OP dude having access to your soul well Alaya is a female but you got what I mean"
Even Uraraha got shocked.
"Can you tell me who's this person I am seemingly tied to?"
"Some nugget in crystal, soul king"
"Fascinating and how did you do that?" You're treading the wrong path buddy.
"I rather not tell, you guys might put me at the head of your flimsy made after life.
"Too bad" Uraraha says with a dramatic drop.
"So can we trade knowledge then?"
"What do you want and what do you have?"
"I want your research on souls and my offer is this..." I gave him the first volume of Bleach manga.
While he read the thing me and Eresh tortur-... Petted Yoruichi.
"It's certainly a tempting offer but do you have the rest of it?" Uraraha says as he puts down the manga. I had them enchanted so Yhwach can't see them with his future seeing eyes.
They are separate from time itself and thus Yhwach can't see them or the effect they're going to cause.
"Yes"
"I can give half of my research" Now that's just being stingy.
"I also have the full anime series with spin-off movies" I immediately declare as I reveal everything including a mini Yoruichi (Human form) figurine
"Sold!" Uraraha quickly snatches the figurine and brings his own books, I quickly scan them with structural analysis and let Cortana do the sorting.
"That's all? these are the copies you can take them" Uraraha seems surprised.
"No need I already got them memorized"
"What a good ability"
"Yeah, now if you'd allow us we need to catch up on some big event"
"Of course but you didn't tell me who she is?"
"You know her name and you have internet connection look up Babylonian mythologies"
Saying this me and Eresh teleported out of there.
"That went well?" I say as I take a bottle of coke from the fridge...
Hey what's the point of paying the hotel if I am going to eat from my inventory?
"Yeah now I can handle that extra soul in your head" *Record player stops*
"Wait what!?" When did I got a soul inside me.
"Don't freak out it's probably Cortana your quirk, you shouldn't he surprised that quirks would develop their own souls"
Does that mean once quirks reach singularity they'd be like Zanpaktous and guide their humans?
It's certainly worth the research, let's put it on the list.
"If it's Cortana's soul why take her out?"
"You wanted a soul for your mystic code right? not like you're going to give that thing to someone else" That makes sense and Cortana can constantly upgrade herself through the future access to throne of heroes.
"Nice thinking my dear wife!" I go up and hug her, I discovered that she gets embarrassed whenever I call her wife.
I guess she wasn't that ready for it but it's too late for regrets or embarrassments.
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We waited for the day Yhwhac is going to steal the powers of the quincy he deems not worthy, I am actually planning to save Uryuu's mother as well, since I am here why not do it right?
So we got outside and located Kurosaki clinic and spied on a happily married couple and their children.
Ereshkigal's eyes were sparkling the whole time I don't know why but let's hope it's nothing bad.
Once Ichigo(Child sized) and Masaki got out for the day with Isshin looking after their daughters.
We of course stalked Masaki until Grand Fisher lured Ichigo, it's tragic that Masaki lost her powers right before the event as if Yhwach was planning on doing it at this time and he probably was.
Anyway Ereshkigal went after Masaki and I went after Grand Fisher since my Aura can hurt souls apperantly, this was pointed by Ereshkigal herself.
Anyway I beat this hollow's ass to Hueco Mundo... Not really Durandal got rid of him I don't know if I killed it for good or if it got purified and gone to after life I don't care.
After the whole deal Masaki invited us after I "Accidentally" dropped the plastic bag I got from Urahara's store.
I didn't buy all those candy for nothing.
I also took out the silver that was supposed to clog her heart with Caster and kill her this completely took her by surprise, this was how she was supposed to die, in a similar way Uryuu's mother dies.
In summary I got a picture of Kurosaki family with Isshin's signature on the back singed up to my father.
After we got out of there we went to the hospital but this time we're pretty stealthy since Quincy are not very trusting of people and I healed Uryuu's mother in secret and left a note telling what happened.
Let's hope Uryuu would become less of an asshole this time.
"So we're done with this place unless you want to get involved with the plot" Ereshkigal asks as we leave our hotel room.
"Not really, why don't we go on that world tour as our honeymoon"
"Yeah! I want to see the pyramids" Let's go to the Bleach version of it Type-moon might have other stuff inside those things and I rather not run into them.
Thankfully Bleach's human world is rather nice, there's not much going on with the countries we're planning on visiting.
This is going to be one hell of a honeymoon.
"What are we doing after the honeymoon?"
"Let's think about that when we get there Eresh"