Currently I am sending off the other lords that's working under me, we just finished a meeting that's related to the war with the land of that, I never thought being an emperor is this stressful.
"My dear wife remind me again why are we in this time, didn't you say you wanted to go to Naruto world specifically." I say to my wife who has a big smile on her face.
"Yep and we're in Naruto world" Eresh says as she gets me a cup of tea, she has been getting better at being "human" ever since our honeymoon.
"Then why are we at the furthest back in time as we can and why am I the Emperor of Land of Ancestors." I had to get rid of that Tenji dude, poor guy is really a peaceful fella as well.
Too bad that didn't protect him from getting information out of his head and memory altering spells.
He's still around I am having him go under training after all I can't just leave this empire without an emperor.
Not the worst thing I have done but felt bad none the less.
"Kaguya is going to descent here and you're going to use your charms and wonders of TV to seduce her before she eats the chakra fruit and get the fruit for yourself. We won't have to bother with reincarnation or stealing chakra from someone." Why seduce her though what's my wife's plan?
"Why can't I just go and eat it, it's sitting right there?" I mean this empire "protects" the tree since it was planted by the "gods"
"We don't know if it has some kind of protection against non Otsutsuki people trying to eat it, you know what that tree is. We would have learned it if you used your precognition but this is better since you can't see what I am planing." Well, that's fair since I refuse to use precog and it's already set for threats to my life.
I am just going to ignore that she's doing something behind my back, I didn't even ask her about the whole getting out of the underworld thing before it was ready to be used.
"I don't understand the whole seducing Kaguya thing, why not just read her mind, my Archer card's clairvoyance is enough for minds reading" I was honestly scared after going through Arash's skills dude is awesome the only problem is his NP unfortunately I don't have anyone that can stop the death part of that NP after all this is not a game.
It's kinda funny, that NP will kill you as long as you have concept of death. One can off set it with outside help but I can't use that NP myself without being a ROB level character.
"Gasps Did you just rejected one of the most wanted milfs of the internet?" Eresh has the best shocked face I ever saw from her.
"I think you're becoming too much of an Otaku, if I wanted a second wife I would go and get Chisato Hasegawa" It's weird that I am still thinking about her, she was my waifu in my first life as well.
"Ohhh good choice let's put her on the list" Eresh said something that made me spew out my tea.
"We have a list!?" I have made it clear that I can only take care of Ereshkigal right? That didn't really change after she got in human suit.
Her stamina is ridiculous... I can't handle more wives.
"Yeah me as the main wife, then there's Gabriel from DxD, Kaguya from Naruto, Chisato from Testament sister new devil, now added and I left one spot for you to choose." She certainly have chosen women of my taste...
"But I don't want them..." My average length "sword" can't handle more "wars". I am honestly worried about Shirou now that he has 5 girls going after him and at least 2 of them fine with sharing him.
"Shhh I know a harem seeking protoganist when I see one" Dammit she knows too much but still... Sigh let's hope chakra helps out otherwise I can't see myself getting up from the bed.
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Kaguya came last week, I wasn't impressed by the dimensional technique she and her partner used to get here it's too sloppy but then again I am using a literal magic door nob to travel, I guess I don't have right to judge, she actually wiped everyone's memories of what happened that day and how she got escorted here and now "my people" thinking that I have two concubines.
I don't know why they didn't think Ereshkigal as a empress but she didn't let me ask the people I think she said something that made them think she's a concubine.
Maybe she thought Kaguya wouldn't open up if I had a legal wife? That doesn't make sense she fell for Tenji because he was a peaceful dude.
Kaguya doesn't talk much and mostly looks at the sky, she already "offed" her partner when she came here I am guessing that she did it after she saw people here living in peace.
Whenever she talks she's talking about peace which surprised me quite a bit I kinda forgot she was like this since it's been some time I read Naruto and Boruto(Manga).
Actually there wasn't much knowledge on her before she went Rabbit Goddess up in this place.
It's a nice way to spend time listening her views on how peace could be attained, she's yet to reach the rule with an iron fist part and keeps talking how people could understand each other.
I keep giving her counter arguments to see how she's going to anwser to them, for me on the other hand I am just aware how pointless it is to making a real life utopia, people are jerks and will find a way to cause trouble for others or start in fighting.
I think sentient races like humans and etc. should have an opposite that can match them but never able to defeat one another.
Look at Grimm, if humanity didn't find Dust they would have to deal with Grimm and care less about who gets to wear silk or people with animal traits.
Thinking about RWBY should I even go back there, I mean I am pretty sure those two "Gods" are more than gods they're ROB levels of beings.
Do I really want to be in their range?
Anyway, I must say I kinda see who did sage of six paths took after and it's definitely his mother...
Huh he's never gonna be born in this dimension now that I ruined it, well unless I "make" him myself but there is no way I am leaving any children behind and no children until novel ends.
Author can't deal with such things...
On the other hand Ereshkigal and Kaguya is getting along like they're long lost sisters, not in a way Ishtar is but how sisters are suppose to be they're always talking in whispers that I can't hear thanks to Eresh.
It's easy for me to listen on them but I trust Ereshkigal to not fuck me over more than she already did.
I think Ereshkigal already corrupted her... It's been two days since I ran into them naked since they "forgot" the occupied sign at the baths.
Though I must say paper white skin doesn't look bad on females of her species.
You should have seen Isshiki, Kaguya's partner that she left for dead after back stabbing him, that guy looked like a discount horror film prop.
Me and Ereshkigal captured him before he ran into that Monk and Ereshkigal put his soul into her soul cage so he won't escape nor take over anyone with Karma mark but I am going to ask about Karma mark once me and Kaguya trust each other more.
Now, I just need to get the chakra fruit. Then We can get some Justus from another timeline, I just need to infiltrate Konoha and the other great villages.
Nothing big.
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After some time, Ereshkigal introduced Kaguya to TV...
It's kinda funny that she just accepted it without asking questions.
They have been watching animes while I am fighting on the field and that was three months ago when I left for the borders to join the war.
Normally Tenji would have chosen a peaceful option causing "pregnant" Kaguya to be hunted and thus triggering her "Rule with an iron fist" mentality.
It shows that how bad I am at seducing someone since Kaguya would have been 6-7 months pregnant by this date in the normal timeline.
Maybe Tenji is a natural lady killer?
It's also one of the reasons I go after easy to seduce women, like Ereshkigal or Chisato... Well you need to replace Basara for Chisato but it still counts as easy.
Does that make ma a bad person?
I sighed as I sniped another dude with my now, no scope with my eyes closed. Arash is damn broken... Well any servant would be broken in a war like this since they don't have chakra yet.
For my last move I dropped the quality of my created arrows to make more of them and covered the whole sky with arrows.
Try not surrending now useless pieces of shits. I had enough of your bullshit.
I guess I am not suited to rule...
[Give it time Master you'll get it right one day... Maybe?]