*Chicken Squawk*
*Now Stop and Rewind. Shijian yi tingbai. Zou dao ni wo libie de bei ai xin naishi bei shanghai!(No Stop and Rewind. Time has already stopped.The parting sorrow as I walk toward you has hurt my heart)*
Now thats was a weird way to wake up. I was awoke by both my alarm and the chicken squawk. I hope it doesn't disturbed the people next door.
*Bam, Bam, Bam*
Oh no, please tell me that this person is here to scold at me. Its very sad to get yelled at in the morning.I immediately ran to opened the door. Thank god, its was just Alyssa. I thought some old man was going to scold at me for interrupting his sleep.
"Good morning, Lucas. I brought you some te-."
Why did she suddenly stopped and her face is turning red. I looked down at and I could see that...oh crap. I forgot to put on my pant.
"Eeek!", she screamed.
"No no no. shhh. Please don't yell. I'll put some on right away."
But it was too late. Gabriel and Aunt Marry has already arrive infront of my door and they saw it as well. *Face palm*
"Repect man. I never knew yours was this big. But dude you need to put on some pant.", Gabriel said.
"This aunty is impressed as well. Yours is the biggest I've seen so far.", Aunt Marry continued.
Wait what? Ok this is more embarrassing than the time I got rejected in 11th grade when I have such a great confession performance. Its only my second day here and my name has already begun to be tainted.
"Please don't let anyone know about this.", I requested.
All three of them nodded their headed, but I can see Gabriel and Aunt Marry still laughing.
But how did end up not wearing my pant? I usually sleep with my pajama on.
Last night....
*Beep Beep*
*Congratulations to the host for defeating the thug Danny and his gang. The host is awarded $10 per thug and $300 for Danny, which makes the reward $400 in total. The host will also received a Marrow-cleansing pill, Strength-evolving pill, and the title Local Hero as a bonus.*
Local hero? That sounds kind of average. Well, whatever I still gain some fame myself today anyway so local is alright. Let's see the Marrow-Cleansing pill should clean out my marrow and make me look more handsome and stronger, but there will be black liquid that stinks like hell coming out of my body so I should take off my clothes. *Undressed and lay on bed*
Time to swallow the pill and let it do its work.....
Present
Ooooh. So that's why the room was filled with black liquid and I'm naked. On the bright side, I could see my skin getting lighter and a 8 packs on my abs. I'm now more hot than ever.
"System dressed me up in a black suit with red dress shirt and black dress shoes.Also give me some hair gel as well. I need to change my style".
*That will be $50. Confirmed purchased?*
"Yes."
*Purchase confirmed. Now dressing up the host. 80%..90%..dress up complete. You look handsome."
"Aw, thanks bro. I know I am.", I confidently said.
On my way down the stairs, I accidentally bump into a guy and apologize right away. He doesn't look like he's having a nice day so I just gave him a little smile and wave goodbye. You don't want to disturb anyone when they are having a bad day.
I walked to the dining the room and sat myself down at the table.
"Hey Aunty, could I get an order of Chicken Nuggets and a bottle of Sprites?", I said.
"What are those? We don't have it here.", she replied.
I forgot that I'm no longer on Earth. Regalia is awesome, but too bad McDonalds hasn't been created here yet. Hey maybe I could show off my cooking skills. I may not be the best, but I do know how to do something.
"Um, I'll have a glass of tea then. If possible can I borrow the kitchen for a little bit. I could make it on my own if you allowed me to use the kitchen and ingredients."
"Sure, knock yourself out kid.", she smiled.
"Thank you.", I replied as I walk into the kitchen.
I put on the apron and gather the ingredients. Look like they don't have a food processor here so I have to minced everything by hands then. Lets see, there's eggs, bread crumbs, chicken breast meat, soy sauce,minced ginger, minced garlic, salt, pepper powder,bread, paprika powder. Yeah that's all I need. First cut off the brown corner of the bread, leaving only the white part. Usually this is where you use the food processor to turns it into bits, but they don't have it here so I have to minced it by hands. Although this isn't as small as I want it to be, but it should still be usable. Next get the meat and minced them as well. After that add the minced bread and chicken into a bowl and add in the soy sauce, ginger, garlic, salt, pepper powder, and paprika powder and mix them up together by hands. Don't stop until all of the ingredient sticks together. Next, put the mixture onto a flat surface. With some oil in your hands, kneed the mixture until smooth and then flatened it. Then use a knife to cut it into any shape you want, I'm doing square to be simple. When your done, its time to prepare the batter. Beat one egg with a tablespoon of milk and a pinch of salt and pepper. Now dipped the chicken square into the egg batter and roll it around the bread crumbs. Finally fried the chicken in oil, until cooked and nice and crunchy. And finished, chicken nuggets made.
"Wow, thats smell good.", One of the chef said.
"Let me have a taste.", Aunt Marry interrupted.
She grabbed a piece and put it in her mouth.
"Oh my god, thats so good.", Aunt Marry smiled.
"It would taste better, if you dipped it in the BBQ sauce. Here try it.", I replied.
She nodded and dipped another piece in the sauce and swallowed it. Aunt Marry, didn't say anything, but I could tell that she loved it.
"Hey kid, would you like to work here? We may not be too fancy or anything, but I can provide you with free meals and a place to stay for free and also a monthly salary. You know 8 years ago, there was also a young man who can make strange dishes like you. But this world haven't heard from him since his match with the Lord. So you in?", Aunt Marry asked.
Hmm, that's doesn't sounds so bad. I don't have to worry about going hungry or without a place to stay if I work here. I might as well say yes since I know I'll be here for a while.
"Great! when can I start?", I smiled.
I thought she was going to say tomorrow, but she said start now. So I began working there as a full time chef who makes chicken nuggets and some other dishes. But mainly chicken nuggets. It was 5 PM when my shift ended. I took off my apron and hang it on a rack. I gave myself a full-body stretch and go outside for a walk. It was then that I heard the scream of a girl coming from the alley to my right. I immediately ran there and see that a bunch of thugs is trying molest a young woman who's looks around 30 years old.
Wait is that Danny again? I thought, I taught him a lesson already, but I guess he never learns.
System do you have any skills that can do long range stealth attacks?
*The shop has sniper rifles, bow and arrow, pist-*
No no no, I want something to stop them, but not kill them.
*Searching. Results found. Card-throwing assasination technique. A deadly skill that let you throw cards like a pro, the amount of cut damages it dealt will depends on its flying speed and the amount of force you use to throw it. Would you like to purchase it for $100?*
"Dang, thats expensive, but whatever the skills is still cool. Confirm purchase."
*Purchase confirmed. Now transmitting the skills into the host brain.*
*Transmitting process completed. The skill is learnt.*
Thank goodness, I still have my deck of cards from earth with me. Lets do this. I pull out the joker card and threw it at their directions. The cards cuts the hands and legs of the thugs as it fly pass them and returns to my right hand like a boomerang.
"Aaaah!", Danny screamed in pain(the card may have hit his arteries), "Who did that!"
"I did!", I replied, "Hello again, small weiner."
He looked at me in fear as he saw blood dripping down from the card in my hands and me giving him an evil grinned.
Danny quickly gather his men and run away immediately.
When they are gone, I walked up to the young woman and ask...
"Are you alright? Did they hurt you?"
She didn't reply, poor girl, she must be terrified by what happened. Man, what are the Royals doing. Shouldn't they take care thugs like Danny and reduce the number of crime permitted.
"Where do you live? I'll bring you home and report this incidence to the Royals after."
"No..don't. It's pointless, the Royals won't do anything about it . All they care about is money and powers. They always turned a blind eyes to crime as long as the one who comitted it bribe them. Many..many..many other innocent people have died due to this shitty system if their's. Our Lord Of Gambling is just the same as them. But we finally had a glimpse of hope. You see after the young man from Earth who dare to challenge the Lord 8 years ago lost and dissappear, the prophet has seen another vision. She says that years later, there will be another young man, who is from another world, will appear in our world. He may act like a immature little kid and look like a total idiot.", she began.
I already don't like the way this prophet describe me. How can I look like an idiot and be immature? I'm more mature and look super hot.
"But he has a kind heart and strong leadership. His gambling skills is also unrival and will surpass the previous hero. He shall be our light to brightened this dark and corrupted world." she continued.
Ok, now thats sounds a little bit better. I'm definitely kind and I use to be the Class President at my High School so I guess the leadership part is true too. Gambling, I just win by using some of my tricks. I have to admit, I sound pretty cool when she said that.
" The prophet says that this person has arrive in our world yesterday. I was on my way to look for him, but then these thugs attack me. Thank you for your help and have you see someone who look like he's isn't from our world?", she asked.
I pointed at myself and said...
"You're looking at him right now."
She walk around me and glance at every angle of my body. She stopped to stared at me and poke my face then pinch it.
This is getting a little annoying.
"Um could you stop?", I requested.
"I'm sorry, but are you sure you're him. He's supposed to look like an idiot and act immature. But you look so handsome and mature.", she asked.
I swear to god, I'll beat that prophet up when I see him. My old face wasn't that bad as he describe it.
"Yes, I'm sure. I'm from a planet called Earth."
"Oh my god! Yes! I've found him! Hurry you have to come with me. My name is Amelia Li. I'm a member of The Guild Of Purity.", Amelia introduced.
"From the name of your Guild, are all your members virgin?", I joked.
"Ok, now I see the immature part in you.", she replied.
"There they are boss! That guy took the girl, I wanted to bring to you."
Is that Danny voice? He also said boss. So the guy he brought must be a big figure and has high position and powers.
"Brat! If you know what best then leave that girl and apologize to my men and maybe I'll let you live.", Danny's boss, who look around my age, said.
"May I know the name of who I am speaking with?", I replied.
"How can you not know his name!?", Danny interrupted
"Quiet! The adults are speaking here, small weiner.", I replied.
Everyone laughed when I said this except Danny.
"My name is Ronald Chang. I'm a 5 stars Rank S level 2 member of the Royals family. I'm also the Duke of this Kingdom and the second strongest.", Ronald said.
Oh, so this guy is a Royal. No wonder he's so cocky.
"Amelia and I doesn't have any grudges with you. Why don't we all call it a night and go home.", I requested.
"Sure, you can go, but she has to stayed"
"Sorry no deal. She has to come with me."
"Brat, you've pushed my limit. I have to take her by force then. Men attack him."
They stand still and cover their pants. While I yawned
"Whats wrong? Why are you so afraid of him? Useless bastard! I'll do this myself."
Man, do they ever learned that attacking blindly can only result in losing.
Ronald jumped and does a right kick toward my head. I block it with my right arm and pull him down to the ground. He quickly does a kick toward my leg to knock me down and jump on me. When he punch me with left fist, I block with my left arm and use my right leg to kick his back. This causes him to fall down towards my direction. I quickly grabbed the collar of his shirt and throw him against the wall. I get up and ran toward him to do a straight kick with my right leg against his chest. He regained conscious and grabbed my leg. Ronald tried to break my leg with his left elbow, but I spin my body to the right so that I could kick his head with my left leg. He block it with his left arm. When the kick hits, he let go of my legs due to his left arm being damage.
"Hehehe, you're not half bad.", Ronald said while breathing heavily.
"I could say the same to you.", I smiled while catching my breath.
Looking at each other, we could see that we are both exhausted so we both want to end this quickly. We dashed toward one another, while raising up our right fist to preparing to deliever our last punch toward each other face. Both of us were hit and was knocked down next to each other.
*Heavy breathing* "Hahaha, you are an interesting guy you know that.", Ronald said.
*groan* "I know that since I was born. You pretty good at fist as well. Lets be brothers.", I replied.
We both laughed and fist bump each other.
"I'm Lucas Wang."
"I'm Ronald Chang"
I was about to interrupt him and say that he doesn't need to restate his name since he already told me, but I was too tired to.
"So, who won?", They all asked then look at each other.
"It's a tie! You idiot!", Ronald and I both yelled at the same time.
We looked at each other again and laughed.