He was breathing heavily in pain sucking up all the oxygen from the mask while in tears.
"Let me tell you a fun fact. Even if you are somehow let go of all this you will never be able to use your limbs again. You are a lump of useless dead meat starting from this moment no matter which doctor treats you." He was shivering in pain while looking at me in anger.
"Shall I tell you another fun fact?" He didn't really care for my fun fact session as he was writhing in pain which he couldn't let out.
"What was it that your men screamed? 'Hail Hydra' was it? I presume you chose the name hydra based on understanding the myth of chop of one head and 2 will replace it right?" I asked him to which he just looked at me just in pain and rage.
"Well let me show you the secret to defeating the hydra without chopping off any of its head," I said as I took 2 needles and gave my ability a command.
Very quickly I moved to stab both his eyes right in the pupils and left the needles there making him unable to even close his eyelid. In fact, his eyelid kept pushing the needles forward as he tried closing his eyes and he could not even do anything to take it out.
He tried screaming but like the last few times I clenched onto his oxygen mask not even allowing him to scream.
"Fuck!" The Shield doctors and nurses beside me quickly went out unable to stand that sight while I felt Fury still staying there watching me.
After a few moments, I took out the needles from his eyes. "The answer is to go for the eyes. After all, what can a blind hydra do other than roaming aimlessly?"
I threw the needles on the plater.
"Spill the beans quickly or I will come for you. And do trust me when I say I know the human body better than anyone in the world.
I know how to treat it perfectly, and ways on how to torture a human beyond any pain thresholds they have trained to." I stood up before I left the ambulance.
'Off Calm mind.' I ordered and soon another wave of disgusting emotions hit me.
"Uahhhh!" I threw up on empty stomach to the side.
'God that was disgusting! I don't want to do this ever again!'
I threw up and up until I was just dry heaving.
"You sure can hold in your calm for a while, before throwing up." I looked tiredly towards Fury.
"Nat?" I asked him as I turned around to feeling the rough jagged surface of the bricks on my back as I sat down.
"Inside having the best doctors in the world admiring the work of someone who doesn't even come from a medical background." Fury told me.
"I am pretty sure Bart informed you about my medical skills." There was no way Bart wouldn't report Natasha's condition to Fury. Especially not when he was asked the reason why Nat was moved back to her home.
"That he did." He nodded.
"Nick Fury." Fury introduced himself.
"You know me." I breathed in a large gulp of fresh air. The acidic taste in my mouth was horrible
"Natasha told me you don't prefer working." Fury stated.
"And I hope she made that clear," I said with a wry smile as I wiped my face.
"She did. But if you ever change your mind do tell her, maybe we can send you both on a mission together." He tried enticing me.
"Won't work with her. She loves her job too much to be romantically distracted during a mission. My advances will be side-lined." I answered back along with a smile.
"Well, it is good to know she is in the hands of someone who knows her well and can care for her." Fury said with a smile as he turned to leave.
"Wait…" I called out stopping him in his tracks.
"Why did you not stop me?" I asked him in confusion.
The man inside the ambulance was the sole lead to a potentially dangerous organisation that was thought to have been dead. So instead of stopping me, who could very well kill him, he allowed me to go beside him and do what I wanted with him.
"It was your eyes Mr Henswick." I looked at him in confusion.
"I may have lost one eye but that doesn't mean I can't judge other people with my one good eye." He smiled mysteriously which was annoying me.
"You didn't have the look of someone that wanted to kill as you left her side.
Your eyes told me that you wanted to instil pain in him and not death. And trust me when I say this, these guys are reported to be a tough nut to crack and you did a pretty good job in cracking him.
I just wanted to see how far you would go in doing that." He grinned.
"Why me? Couldn't your interrogators have done it?" My mind was going through different scenarios trying to see where he was going with this.
"Problem with doctors is they are very reluctant in using their skills in a live torture session. No sane excellent doctors would do that. But you aren't a doctor are you?" I chuckled hearing his rhetorical question.
"Not to mention you said it yourself about being the best person in the world who knows about the human body to cross any trained pain threshold." He smiled before leaving.
"Take care of agent Romanoff, Mr Henswick and take care of yourself. I have a feeling we might see again in the future and hopefully, it will be under better circumstances." I rolled my eyes.
"I hope not," I shouted after him just to make it clear to him I had no plans to work with them.
He is probably going to send us to a remote area to protect us as he did with Laura and her kids, till Nat is well enough.
I sat where I was to recover normally, instead of recovering by HE serum.
After a few minutes, Clint arrived before me. "You said you will call if you needed help."
"Yeah about that, not my fault your enemies decided to take revenge on her when she was down." I guess Hydra desperately wanted to know where that scientist was.
"What happened to the people assigned to watch over us?" I asked him.
"Dead." He shook his head sadly.
"I am sorry." I apologised.
"You get used to it in this line of work. Come on let's get you inside." Clint said as he lifted me up and helped me walk in.
I saw Natasha sat on the sofa resting with worry in her eyes.
"David!" She shouted as soon as she saw me.
Clint dropped me off beside her. "He is just tired. Fury said he kept throwing up everything inside him after having a talk with that Hydra operative."
Natasha looked at me with concern. "I am fine. Just not used to killing and torturing people." I told her with a smile.
She smiled back. "You will get used to it soon if you keep hanging around me," Nat warned me.
"Well, then I should definitely stay next to you then," I answered back.
"Eww. This is gross and so disgusting." Clint said as he went to the kitchen to grab something for me to wash up.
We ate some food before I had 'recovered' enough energy.
I could have used HE serum to heal my condition, but I did not. Not in front of everyone when they are watching me.
So far, they aren't suspicious of me due to the fact that I genuinely became sick and had shown extreme psychological reaction after killing people, the same as when someone sane kills or does something like this for the first time.
"Let's go!" After resting for a while Clint gestured both me and Nat to follow him.
"So, are we going to a secret hideout?" I asked him as I carefully carried Natasha out in my arms.
"Yeah, till she is well enough you guys will hide," Clint told me as we got to a car.
He opened the door for me as I gently placed Natasha in the back row. "You comfy?" I asked her.
"I have been in more uncomfortable places than this heaven." She assured me.
"I will need you in the front row to keep track of any stalkers. I can't drive for too long doing everything." Clint told me to which I nodded as I got in the front row with Clint.
He took off while I began carefully looking out for any stalkers.
After a few hours, I took over driving for him and drove the rest of the way as he took my role of observing.
We drove for 20 hours before we arrived in a remote location somewhere west of New York.
It was farmland. There were houses but all of them were spread out and pretty far away from each other.
Our house was a small 2-floor house situated next to a small 1-acre grape farm.
"You guys certainly do have quite a few resources to hide people," I told him, which earned a smile from him.
"Just make sure to turn on the water supply around the farm every now and then." He told me to which I just smiled.
I carried Nat to the house and set her by the sofa, while Clint gave us a quick overview of the house, and where to go for essentials etc.
He was breathing heavily in pain sucking up all the oxygen from the mask while in tears.
"Let me tell you a fun fact. Even if you are somehow let go of all this you will never be able to use your limbs again. You are a lump of useless dead meat starting from this moment no matter which doctor treats you." He was shivering in pain while looking at me in anger.
"Shall I tell you another fun fact?" He didn't really care for my fun fact session as he was writhing in pain which he couldn't let out.
"What was it that your men screamed? 'Hail Hydra' was it? I presume you chose the name hydra based on understanding the myth of chop of one head and 2 will replace it right?" I asked him to which he just looked at me just in pain and rage.
"Well let me show you the secret to defeating the hydra without chopping off any of its head," I said as I took 2 needles and gave my ability a command.
Very quickly I moved to stab both his eyes right in the pupils and left the needles there making him unable to even close his eyelid. In fact, his eyelid kept pushing the needles forward as he tried closing his eyes and he could not even do anything to take it out.
He tried screaming but like the last few times I clenched onto his oxygen mask not even allowing him to scream.
"Fuck!" The Shield doctors and nurses beside me quickly went out unable to stand that sight while I felt Fury still staying there watching me.
After a few moments, I took out the needles from his eyes. "The answer is to go for the eyes. After all, what can a blind hydra do other than roaming aimlessly?"
I threw the needles on the plater.
"Spill the beans quickly or I will come for you. And do trust me when I say I know the human body better than anyone in the world.
I know how to treat it perfectly, and ways on how to torture a human beyond any pain thresholds they have trained to." I stood up before I left the ambulance.
'Off Calm mind.' I ordered and soon another wave of disgusting emotions hit me.
"Uahhhh!" I threw up on empty stomach to the side.
'God that was disgusting! I don't want to do this ever again!'
I threw up and up until I was just dry heaving.
"You sure can hold in your calm for a while, before throwing up." I looked tiredly towards Fury.
"Nat?" I asked him as I turned around to feeling the rough jagged surface of the bricks on my back as I sat down.
"Inside having the best doctors in the world admiring the work of someone who doesn't even come from a medical background." Fury told me.
"I am pretty sure Bart informed you about my medical skills." There was no way Bart wouldn't report Natasha's condition to Fury. Especially not when he was asked the reason why Nat was moved back to her home.
"That he did." He nodded.
"Nick Fury." Fury introduced himself.
"You know me." I breathed in a large gulp of fresh air. The acidic taste in my mouth was horrible
"Natasha told me you don't prefer working." Fury stated.
"And I hope she made that clear," I said with a wry smile as I wiped my face.
"She did. But if you ever change your mind do tell her, maybe we can send you both on a mission together." He tried enticing me.
"Won't work with her. She loves her job too much to be romantically distracted during a mission. My advances will be side-lined." I answered back along with a smile.
"Well, it is good to know she is in the hands of someone who knows her well and can care for her." Fury said with a smile as he turned to leave.
"Wait…" I called out stopping him in his tracks.
"Why did you not stop me?" I asked him in confusion.
The man inside the ambulance was the sole lead to a potentially dangerous organisation that was thought to have been dead. So instead of stopping me, who could very well kill him, he allowed me to go beside him and do what I wanted with him.
"It was your eyes Mr Henswick." I looked at him in confusion.
"I may have lost one eye but that doesn't mean I can't judge other people with my one good eye." He smiled mysteriously which was annoying me.
"You didn't have the look of someone that wanted to kill as you left her side.
Your eyes told me that you wanted to instil pain in him and not death. And trust me when I say this, these guys are reported to be a tough nut to crack and you did a pretty good job in cracking him.
I just wanted to see how far you would go in doing that." He grinned.
"Why me? Couldn't your interrogators have done it?" My mind was going through different scenarios trying to see where he was going with this.
"Problem with doctors is they are very reluctant in using their skills in a live torture session. No sane excellent doctors would do that. But you aren't a doctor are you?" I chuckled hearing his rhetorical question.
"Not to mention you said it yourself about being the best person in the world who knows about the human body to cross any trained pain threshold." He smiled before leaving.
"Take care of agent Romanoff, Mr Henswick and take care of yourself. I have a feeling we might see again in the future and hopefully, it will be under better circumstances." I rolled my eyes.
"I hope not," I shouted after him just to make it clear to him I had no plans to work with them.
He is probably going to send us to a remote area to protect us as he did with Laura and her kids, till Nat is well enough.
I sat where I was to recover normally, instead of recovering by HE serum.
After a few minutes, Clint arrived before me. "You said you will call if you needed help."
"Yeah about that, not my fault your enemies decided to take revenge on her when she was down." I guess Hydra desperately wanted to know where that scientist was.
"What happened to the people assigned to watch over us?" I asked him.
"Dead." He shook his head sadly.
"I am sorry." I apologised.
"You get used to it in this line of work. Come on let's get you inside." Clint said as he lifted me up and helped me walk in.
I saw Natasha sat on the sofa resting with worry in her eyes.
"David!" She shouted as soon as she saw me.
Clint dropped me off beside her. "He is just tired. Fury said he kept throwing up everything inside him after having a talk with that Hydra operative."
Natasha looked at me with concern. "I am fine. Just not used to killing and torturing people." I told her with a smile.
She smiled back. "You will get used to it soon if you keep hanging around me," Nat warned me.
"Well, then I should definitely stay next to you then," I answered back.
"Eww. This is gross and so disgusting." Clint said as he went to the kitchen to grab something for me to wash up.
We ate some food before I had 'recovered' enough energy.
I could have used HE serum to heal my condition, but I did not. Not in front of everyone when they are watching me.
So far, they aren't suspicious of me due to the fact that I genuinely became sick and had shown extreme psychological reaction after killing people, the same as when someone sane kills or does something like this for the first time.
"Let's go!" After resting for a while Clint gestured both me and Nat to follow him.
"So, are we going to a secret hideout?" I asked him as I carefully carried Natasha out in my arms.
"Yeah, till she is well enough you guys will hide," Clint told me as we got to a car.
He opened the door for me as I gently placed Natasha in the back row. "You comfy?" I asked her.
"I have been in more uncomfortable places than this heaven." She assured me.
"I will need you in the front row to keep track of any stalkers. I can't drive for too long doing everything." Clint told me to which I nodded as I got in the front row with Clint.
He took off while I began carefully looking out for any stalkers.
After a few hours, I took over driving for him and drove the rest of the way as he took my role of observing.
We drove for 20 hours before we arrived in a remote location somewhere west of New York.
It was farmland. There were houses but all of them were spread out and pretty far away from each other.
Our house was a small 2-floor house situated next to a small 1-acre grape farm.
"You guys certainly do have quite a few resources to hide people," I told him, which earned a smile from him.
"Just make sure to turn on the water supply around the farm every now and then." He told me to which I just smiled.
I carried Nat to the house and set her by the sofa, while Clint gave us a quick overview of the house, and where to go for essentials etc.

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A NOTE FROM I_AM_POTATO_LORD
Mega long chapter so enjoy!
I read this at least 4 times and through Grammarly before posting, but I am definitely sure there are mistakes here. So do point it out so I can learn from it and the readers after you can enjoy it.
"Okay." Nat sighed in defeat as she hung up the phone.
"Everything alright?" My question made her shake her head.
"My escort target was killed, and the Hydra agent we captured was found dead in his cell." Her reply caused me to sigh as I hugged her.
"You successfully completed your mission, Nat. You protected him and escorted him here safely. He must have somehow revealed himself for Hydra or whoever it was that killed him." I assured her but she was still upset.
"Do you want to hear a story?" I stroked her hair causing her to look at me.
"Once upon a time in a land far, far away…" Her emerald eyes sucked my soul in like always.
"…everyone lived happily ever after." I quickly ended my story. Her lips twitched at hearing my story.
"That was the lamest short story I have ever heard." She chuckled causing me to smile.
"Glad you liked it." Kissing her cheek, we laid in each other embrace just like how we have been for the past few hours since breakfast.
"You going to make lunch?" She was reluctant to let go of me.
"Yeah."
"Can I come?"
"I rather not move you much, especially down the stairs for at least 2 weeks." She looked sad.
"Is there any books here for me to read? The TV is downstairs and there is no laptop here and I am so bored." I smiled at that.
"I haven't seen any books."
"Uhhh… 2 weeks of sitting here like a tree." Groaning she clutched my hand.
"We can always have a takeaway, so you don't have to leave."
"In a rural place like this? I doubt there would be a takeaway." I removed her claw-like grip on my hand.
"How about some debate slash Q&A on any theoretical topic you want? This way you can increase your knowledge pool from me, and I can have fun talking to you."
"That seems like an interesting proposition. Let me see how smart you really are." I grinned as I saw her challenging face while I called her phone as I walked out.
2 weeks were spend like this when I had to go down to cook or water the garden.
It may seem like she was being clingy to me, but I knew more than that. She was worried that I would have some kind of mental breakdown when she was not with me. That is why she kept wanting me beside her somehow. This way even if I had a breakdown she could comfort me.
2 weeks later I started carrying Nat down to the kitchen.
"That is how you solve the Hodge conjecture." I smiled as I poured the hot soup into a bowl while Nat stared at me blankly.
"If others knew you just solved one of the millennium prize problems while making a pot of soup so easily they would want to strangle you for not sharing it." I chuckled.
"Trust me even Stark or Hank Pym can do it as well if they put their mind in it. They just aren't interested in the prize money or in solving them." I shrugged my shoulder as I took the bowl to the table.
"Well, they are rich. They don't need the money. That is not you." I came back to pick Nat up from the table.
"My girlfriend is well off, so I don't need the money as long as I can leech off her." Pulling the chair back we sat down.
"Gold digger." I burst out laughing hearing her accusation.
Finished with lunch I carried her in my arm as we went out for a walk.
"Are you not tired?" Sweat dripped from her forehead as we walked to the shade of the grape farm.
"Carrying you around like this made my arms strong." Sweat crawled down my back from the really hot weather.
"Then you should carry me around every day like this until I am fully healed."
"Oh, I will." The shadows cast by the grape farm provided a great amount of relief to us from the sun. Sitting down under a nice spot we just talked.
"You thirsty?" I asked seeing the time on my watch.
"Little bit. Why?" I grinned as I placed her down and quickly moved back.
"I am sorry Nat." I apologised as she looked around suspiciously.
"From above." I pointed up and she looked up, causing realisation to dawn upon her face.
"David wait…" I ran just as the sprinkler began showering the cool water.
"DAVID!" I made it to a safe area, watching her getting soaked while she looked at me helplessly.
"Hahahaha!" I laughed seeing her face as water dripped from her red hair. Her clothes were now stained with mud from the wet soil.
"You look pathetic." I sniggered causing her to grin back.
"Mr Smarty Pants you forgot one thing when you planned this joke." I had a terrible feeling.
"What?" I looked around to see there was nothing she could use against me.
"How will I get home?" 'Crap!'
"Hahahaha!" Now it was her turn to laugh as I picked her muddy self up.
"Can I ask you to not wipe your muddy hands on my face?" I requested as her hands spread the mud across my face and neck.
"You should have thought it through before you planned this." 'I really should have.' By the time I got back home, the sun had partially dried the mud on my face and neck. It was really annoying having to feel something crawling on the face, only to realise it was parts of mud rolling off.
Washing up we both sat down on the couch watching the TV tiredly.
"For someone so smart you make the silliest of mistakes." Nat began flicking through channels.
"There are different kinds of smart. Street smart, socially smart, studious smart, strategist smart etc. I belong to the studious smart kind of smart. I am not a great strategist or planner." I defended myself.
"Still. I outwitted a genius rivalling Tony Stark." She proudly smiled just as something caught our attention on the news channel.
"The Defender of America is back after his not so good long vacation." Tony Stark was back in America.
"Uh!" Nat groaned as she flicked to a different channel hearing that.
"You really don't like him do you?"
"Did you have to go through the list of all possible women he slept with to see if there was a minute chance where he was?"
"Well no."
"Did he sabotage your girlfriend's job?" I couldn't help but laugh hearing that.
"No."
"There we go then." I smiled hearing that as I kissed her cheek.
*Beep* I looked at my phone to see a message. [Thanks] It was from Pepper.
[No problem, Ms Potts] I placed the phone back. Nat as always ignored what I was doing, not bothering to see too deeply into my private life.
"I love you." I hugged her causing her to smile as she hugged me back while we watched TV.
Watching the TV until dinner, we then went up to sleep. "Good night."
"Sweet dreams." She kissed my cheek as I fell asleep in her embrace.
Someone was shaking me.
"David…" I opened my eyes to see Nat looking at me in worry from the side.
"You okay?" I asked her as I sat up carefully so that I won't move her around much.
"You were crying in your sleep again." I frowned as I suddenly realised my cheeks were wet.
"Did you have a nightmare?" It had been 2 weeks since we have been here, and after I told her about my mental state of killing people. Till this time, I haven't had a nightmare thanks to Nat.
"No…I... don't know." I shook my head. This was the 2nd time it had happened.
"Can't remember?" Nat frowned as she asked me to which I nodded.
"It's strange." I mused as I tried hard to remember what I saw in my sleep to make me cry.
"Did I say anything that might give a clue as to what I was dreaming?" I asked her.
"You were crying saying the numbers '95489'."
"What?" I was fully awake now as I felt sorrow hearing those numbers.
"Yeah, you kept mumbling those numbers. At first, you were simply crying like before then as I was about to wake you up, I noticed you were starting to mumble these number. You kept going for nearly 10 minutes before I woke you up."
"That is creepy." I shuddered wondering if it was a case of haunting, magic or anything else.
"Do those numbers mean anything to you?" She asked me.
"No, nothing. But hearing those number makes me feel sad, I don't know why." This was fucking confusing.
Could this be one of those cases where messages are given through dreams or something? Or could it be someone is trying to hijack my mind through magic?
"One moment Nat. I am going to meditate." Nat nodded and I closed my eyes.
'Calm mind' I activated calm mind on both rooted potatoes.
I felt no emotions at this moment and felt empty and clear.
I began thinking about the numbers '95489'. Sadness overtook me as soon as the numbers were put together in my head.
I opened my eyes in shock but that instantly faded as calm mind was active.
'Off calm minds' Returning the previous jobs back to the rooted potato the feeling of shock and surprise returned to me.
"What the hell?" I couldn't help exclaiming.
"What happened?" Nat looked at me in concern.
"I can feel emotions for the first time when I am meditating," I said in worry.
"I am confused." She shook her head not understanding me.
"I am able to enter a state of absolute calm when I meditate. During that time, I can suppress my emotions. This helps me focus when I am doing anything stressful like operating on you or …"
"Fighting?" I nodded to her guess.
"Remember how I said my logical side took over when I fought those guys?" Nat nodded.
"That was basically me fighting by meditation. It was the reason why I was able to suppress my repulsiveness to killing until I made sure we were safe."
"So what? Even I lose my concentration when I am focusing."
I shook my head. "Not for me Nat. Once I enter my calm state no emotions get through me unless I stop my meditation." She looked at me in disbelief.
"Even if you are hurt before me I won't flinch during my calm state unless I actively stop meditating." She had a worried look.
"So those number then…?"
I nodded. "It overrode my calm mind and made me feel sad." It was like something was forcing a block of ice to feel emotions. Not with magic, not with science, not with any supernatural event but just using 5 digits. It was like telling a block of ice 5 digits of numbers and getting the ice to cry. That was my state now.
"How is that bad?"
"I don't know." I sighed. It was bad alright. I have to find out what is invading through the defence of my calm mind. If there is something that can crush the defence of my mind then I have to prepare for it.
"My meditation never failed me so far. I am facing proper defeat for the first time in my life. So, I am kind of lost." Nat smiled as she hugged me.
"Turn your weakness into strength and your failure into success." She advised me as I rested my head on her shoulders.
"I will," I promised herself and me. I will find the root cause and my best bet is using the mind stone and magic to find it.
"Hmmm…" I fell asleep hearing her sweet soothing lullaby.
Life was pretty much the same after that night except that the crying while sleeping event never cropped up again.
I didn't worry about it now because I couldn't anything now. So I enjoyed my time here with Nat as much as possible instead of worrying.
We occasionally argued and fought but the contents of our arguments were a strange one for most people. "Please let me at least masturbate." She begged to which I simply shook my head.
"Nope." I smiled as I held her hands and stopped her from touching herself.
"Why? You won't do it, at least let me do it." She stated in anger.
We were becoming a normal couple.
"I am abstaining so you should as well. I don't want your wound to open up after it's healed up so far just from you masturbating." Her fading anger lasted longer now.
It was irresistible for both her and me while being in each other's presence to control our libido. I took control by activating my 'Calm mind' just in time. Then I used that moment to help her not lose control.
*Muah* Finding her angry face cute I kissed her on the cheek. "Go away. I don't want to talk to you." She said in anger, but I just ignored that and kept hugging her from behind.
We are normal at this point at this farm no matter who we really were. We had normal desires for each other just like every couple. There was no need to use our years of training or willpower inside this farm. We can act and behave as just David and Natalia, instead of trained peak humans.
"I told you, I will have sex with you every day for the days we missed out on until you tell me to stop when you are healed." I tried to reason.
We can be selfish, we can be lustful, we can be anything we could never have or be, in here, especially Nat.
"Don't talk to me." She said as she tried to wiggle from my grasp but found it not possible. Hearing her immature angry voice was funny.
"Don't struggle. You will open up your wound." Hearing that she sat still.
Neither she nor I wanted that to happen.
6 weeks passed by before she was well enough to have sex.
She just wouldn't have enough and kept wanting to have more and more of me inside her. On the first day itself, we went for at least a few hours before she was tired.
Obviously, I had to make sure she didn't move, and it was all me doing the action. I occasionally used HE serum to bring my tired self-back into action after going with her numerous times.
"HGNNNNN!" Her body trembled for the 5th time as she faded into bliss. I pulled back and laid by her side.
Propping my head with my left hand I watched her recovering slowly. "You really are insatiable." Moving the few strands of red hair away from her face I could see her face again.
"Well, you satiated me. So that is enough." She looked at me with a slight blush during which I kissed her head. We were true to our emotions here. There was no need to hold back, restrain or hide anything.
After a while, she asked me just as I was about to fall asleep. "Can we do it one more time?"
I smiled as I nodded. "Where are you getting the energy for all this?" I wondered as I got up ready, but she stopped me suddenly.
"Can we do it in the grape farm?" I chuckled hearing that.
"Anything for my patient." I lifted her out of bed and headed to the grape farm in the middle of the night.
Few weeks passed like this before she was well enough to start walking with my help.
"Thank you." She said one day as we were sitting under the shade of a tree, with my head on her lap while she caressed my head.
"For what?" I asked her.
"For coming into my life." She said as she kissed my forehead.
"Thank you for coming into my life as well," I said as I grabbed her hand and kissed it.
A few months later Natasha was well enough to do everything on her own, so we decided to go back to Manhattan.
"I will miss this place." Nat leaned on me as we watched the house we have been living in the past few months. We could be ourselves here.
"If you want we can one day buy a farm like this and live just like how we lived here for the past few months." She smiled as she shook her head sadly.
Knowing what was going through her mind I assured her. "I didn't mean now or in the near future Nat. I meant way into the future, possibly even during the time of your retirement." Seeing her sadness transforming into happiness completed me.
"That would be nice." I left the farm.
I drove all the way and parked the car by her house's garage. She would probably take it back when she starts going back to work again after a while.
We got in to see everything was where it was supposed to be.
Opening our laptop all the software and everything was wiped from it, leaving it in a blank state.
"Hahaha!" I laughed which confused Nat.
"What happened?"
"Looks like some fool tried to log in to the laptop which activated the failsafe, causing everything in it to be erased." Nat frowned as she tried turning it on causing nothing but a blank screen to appear.
"Now I know how people feel when we take everything from them." She was gloomy.
"No problem, I can get this baby up and running in a few days," I promised her to which she nodded.
Walking towards the kitchen I opened the fridge and shelves to see it was all thankfully empty. It would have been horrible to see rotten stuff inside the fridge and shelves. Luckily, either Bart or Shield must have thrown everything out.
"I will go get something for dinner," I told her seeing her wiping the dust off the table.
"I want lasagne today." She shouted out just as I was about to close the door.
"Sure." I went out.
*Beep* Looking down on my phone it was an alert notifying me the climax of Iron Man 1 was about to begin.
Walking towards my mansion I went in. "Bruce?" I called out seeing the lights downstairs were off.
"Where did he go?" I wondered as I fetched some tools I might need from my emergency stash.
Walking out I locked the door again and left for shopping.
As I was waiting at the checkout, I received a call.
"Dave, how much do you want to keep Tony safe?" Pepper seemed to be running.
"$75 million Ms Potts." The lady at the checkout raised her eyebrows to which I simply smiled.
"That is a lot." She said with worry while I began placing everything in the bag.
"Enough to make sure Mr Stane wouldn't end up…killing him," I whispered the last part which caught her to be silent.
"You knew?" She asked in anger.
"Again, there is very little I don't. All information passes through me before it even reaches their recipient." Paying the money, I nodded at the lady at the till in thanks as I walked out with 2 bags of groceries while my phone rested between my right ear and right shoulder.
"For example, you could have simply come to me for evidence against Stane, instead of going to his office and making him suspicious of you, which caused him to panic and take the arc reactor out of Tony." Walking out I chose a perfectly abandoned alleyway.
"How…wait WHAT!?" She shouted as I heard, Phil Coulson beside her giving orders to his agents.
I jumped with the help of HE serum on top of one of the roofs of the buildings.
"Do you accept the contract or not Ms Potts? I can save Mr Stark right now if you agree to it." I hung the bag on top of a rooftop so that no one will take it.
"I AGREE! Save him! I will deposit the money immediately!" Pepper shouted.
"No need Ms Potts. I will collect the money after the deed is done as usual." I said as I began my preparation. Pressing the buttons on my watch manually the colours of the clothes I wore changed. This was an inspiration I took from B.A.R.F.
"Pepper is everything ok?" I heard Phil ask her.
"It's Tony. Stane took out his hear… I mean his reactor." Pepper said in worry.
"See you soon Ms Potts." I hung up.
I took the nano mask from my pocket and covered my face before activating the magnetic field and around myself with my watch.
'To Tony Stark, ASAP' I ordered my ability.
*Bam* I leapt off into the night sky.

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Episode 41- Prank gone Wrong!
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There is bound to be grammar errors in here. I didn't give this as much check as I usually do, due to how busy I am with my project and assignments. So, please do use the suggest function to point out mistakes for me, thank you.
Do note, if you haven't watched Iron man 1 you seriously won't understand many of the things going on in here, as I have skipped a majority of the scenes from Iron Man 1 here.
I was in front of Tony within a minute as he was crawling towards his lift.
"David?" He looked up at me in shock while trembling. Lifting him up and placing him over my shoulder I entered the lift.
"For...a..." He tried talking.
"Save your jokes until I fix you up, Mr Stark." I walked out of the lift towards his lab while he became quiet as he kept on shaking in pain.
"Stay here." I placed him down against a table. I smiled as I walked towards the Arc reactor cased in a glass that was engraved with 'Proof that Tony Stark has a heart'.
Opening the lid and taking the reactor out I walked towards Tony. "Now stay still," I warned him as I prepared to fix the cyberman up.
"I could have… done it… myself." He said tiredly to which I smiled. 'Yeah, you could have but it won't be fun if I couldn't mess with you occasionally and not partake in the prelude to the Avengers.' I thought to myself.
'Besides I am going to need that money soon for some labs in Mexico.' I brought the Arc reactor above him.
'Insert the Arc Reactor perfectly into Tony.' I ordered my ability which soon did as commanded.
Tony laid back staying still as I began working. Suddenly, he froze as realisation dawned on him. "Where...is...Pepper?"
'Let me talk and carry on inserting the arc.' I ordered my rooted potatoes.
"Currently going to the lion's den," I told him.
"How...much do...you want?" He asked me as I inserted his arc reactor onto the mounting hole in his chest with precision.
"For?" I asked him.
"Rescuing her!" He raised his voice as he leaned his head back in pain.
"Depends, do you want me to kill Mr Stane in the process or not?" I asked him.
"Uhhhhh!" He groaned as the reactor slowly activated.
"Just... protect her... darn it!" Tony shouted in pain as the arc reactor provided energy for his body slowly to pull the ever-approaching shrapnel out of his heart.
"That will be $50 million for protecting Ms Pepper, Mr Stark," I stood back up while watching him nod in pain as he felt the reactor around him.
"I will collect the payment later," I said as I disappeared from there. If I stayed any longer I would have to listen to his lame jokes.
Within a few moments, I arrived before Pepper who was running away from Stane who had just activated the ironmonger suit.
'Something feels wrong?' I looked at the scene feeling something off about it.
She ran towards the narrow corridor while Stane caused an explosion killing the agents shooting at him. I walked towards her calmly. She stopped as she saw me stand blocking her path.
"Hello, Miss Potts." I greeted her with my nano mask but didn't mask my voice.
Pepper froze in place while Stane ran closer.
"David?" She asked as I disappeared from her view.
*Bam* Appearing behind her I stopped Stane's metal fist. "What?" Stane looked at me in confusion and shock.
I saw the undying zombie, Phil Coulson, appear around a corner. He quickly hid seeing me as he fumbled to take his phone out and trying to record what was happening.
I began pushing Stane back by holding onto his metal armoured fingers, which was soon beginning to crumble.
"I am afraid I can't let you hurt her Mr Stane. I have accepted the contract to protect her." I told him.
Stane was shocked at the fact I was pushing him back.
However, he soon aimed his minigun in his right hand at me. "Die, freak!" He shouted.
*Click**Click**Click**Click**Click*
"AHHHH!" Pepper screamed however, nothing happened.
"Huh?" Stane looked confused.
"It won't work Mr Stane. Now if you are finished, I got better things to do." I said as front kicked him sending him flying back towards the table next to Phil Coulson.
"Fuck!" Phil cursed as he tried to jump out of the way but the table slammed onto him knocking him down.
I don't really care about his recordings as they would never identify me unless I wanted to.
I turned towards the stunned Pepper. "Come on Miss Potts," I told her.
"You...how..." She had her mouth open while pointing at Stane then at me.
"He will get up in a few seconds. I don't like dirtying my hands unless I am specifically hired for it. So can we hurry?" She woke up from her daze and nodded. She started running out and I just followed her.
"I thought I asked you to save Tony. Where is Tony? How is he?" She remembered.
"I believe you will see him in a few moments time, Miss Potts," I told her.
*Whoosh* Arriving outside we were just in time as Tony flew there.
'Wait, I can definitely feel something off here.' I looked around as Tony began shouting at Pepper. "Why didn't you answer your phone?" The mask on his Mark 3 armour opened up.
'Darn forgot to adjust the setting on the EM field.'
"I am afraid that must have been me. Forgot to switch off the EM field." I said as I adjusted the field to allow phone calls to come in through my watch.
Tony looked at me in annoyance. However, Pepper ignored this and leapt to hug Tony, which she soon awkwardly stopped seeing as she was touching cold metal.
"Done. You should be able to make calls." *Ping**Ping**Ping**Ping* Just as I finished adjusting pings sounded in her phone.
Before they could ask anything Stane crawled out of the ground. "Where do you think you are…" However before he could finish Tony dived at him.
"Oh my, here we go again," I said with a sigh before I disappeared from the scene as the Shield agents including Phil Coulson began converging in on the area.
I looked around the area looking for the thing that was strangely ticking me off. Something was very weird and didn't feel right to me here.
I kept an eye on Tony, Stane and Pepper. I wasn't paid to fight just to protect Tony and Pepper. Since they are both fine I don't need to act much.
They finally wound up above the Stark Industries building, where the giant arc reactor was stored.
'What the fuck? How did they still end up exactly here, exactly like this?' I then realised what has been ticking me off.
'Timing! It was the timing! Even with me messing around with the plot everything is going according to the script on the movies.' I closely observed their fight wondering how the hell everything was correcting itself even with my interference.
I had to stop my observation act, seeing Tony down and Stane gloating before the barely hanging Tony above his large art reactor.
"Push it!" Tony shouted just as Stane prepared to launch another missile he heard a familiar sound.
*Click* *Click* He looked at the missile that refused to fire.
I appeared in front of Stane. "You with your EM field again!" He stated in anger and raised his right arm.
However, before he could do anything, I punched his throat making him choke. He was unable to even hold his throat with his arms in his suit.
Picking him up I threw him towards the arc reactor. Everything began moving slowly for me as I activated the full effect of HE serum.
I ran and quickly grabbed Tony hanging on the metal rail. I jumped down just as Pepper hammered the big red button in front of her.
Carrying both of them in my arms I quickly took them both to a safe distance.
*Boom* Stane fell through the roof and crashed onto the overloading arc reactor causing a chaining explosion laced with lightning while we arrived a safe distance away.
"I have fulfilled both contracts. I expect the sum of $125 million in my account by tomorrow." I told them as they looked at the explosion in shock.
"The fuck!?" They were both lost and confused seeing how they were all fighting for their life a moment ago and now they were out watching the very building they were in exploding.
"Also, if anyone asks remember 'Jack of All Trades'," I told them as I leapt from the area. I don't want to stay around for questioning and I am frankly not in the mood for any either.
I appeared back in the alleyway where I had hung the shopping bags on a metal rail sticking out from the high wall.
I clicked a button on my watch and the colours of my clothes returned back to how it was before.
Grabbing the kit I began walking while gritting my teeth in frustration. 'Are you messing with me El?' There was no way the plot would be so accurate unless a powerful being like him was messing around.
With me having helped Tony he should have arrived sooner yet strangely he only arrived just as Pepper got out just like in the movies. Then there is the whole butterfly effect flying out of the window.
'I know you are listening to my thoughts El. If you are forcing the plot to go your way I won't let that happen!' I promised myself not to let anything like that happen. I don't want her dead for a stupid stone just because of the stupid world.
I took my phone and called Natasha. "Where are you, David? We just had a power cut." She asked me while I hid the worry in my voice with surprise. Her voice already soothing my stress a lot.
"You are not gonna believe what I just saw!" I began walking in the direction of our home.
"What?" She asked in interest.
"1 giant mech and 1 normal sized robot fighting each other," I told her to which she just remained silent.
"David, come back immediately! Also, where are you now?" She ordered me through the phone in concern.
"Don't worry I just saw them in the air before they disappeared up in the sky." I heard the relief in her voice causing me to smile.
I decided to mess with her a bit. "There was also this big explosion from the direction of Stark Industry before the power went out. Should I got check it out?"
"Get out of there!" I heard her hurriedly closing the door and running out.
'Crap I might have gone overboard!'
"Wait I was joking. I am coming there just stay there and stop straining your body." I shouted as I quickly ran in the general direction of home.
After a few minutes of running, I saw her panting on the street holding her stomach. "Nat!" I shouted as I quickly ran to her.
I dropped the bag on the floor and lifted her shirt slightly to look if her wound had gotten worse. Luckily nothing happened.
I sighed in relief seeing she was fine. "Don't worry I am just tired of running." She said as I hugged her.
"Also stop scaring me like that." She hit me but I just hugged her in happiness.
"Sorry." 'I won't let anything happen to you like last time.' I kissed the top of her head.
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