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The Love of a Lazy Potato with Cheats- MCU FanFic

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"You okay?" Nat pulled apart and looked at me.

"Yeah, bit shaken up after seeing the fight and all." I smiled as I stroked her head.

"Don't be. I am here for you." She comforted me not knowing I was worried about her.

"Yeah, you are." My mind began seeing the images of her lying dead on Vormir. 'I don't want that.'

"You are definitely not okay." Natasha moved away from me and looked at me in worry.

I smiled and took the bags. "Let's go. The lasagne won't make itself."

Nat sighed before looping her arms through mine as we walked back to our house. I began describing the fight I saw from the street between Iron man and iron mongrel.

"I think it's the Iron Man dude that you told me about." Nat nodded.

"Your descriptions sound like it was him." She frowned.

As soon as we got home Natasha went to check up on something on her laptop.

"Checking to see what happened?" I ask her as I began preparing for dinner.

"Yeah, the report isn't updated yet. Looks like they are just about finished taking control of the situation." She told me as she closed her laptop.

She came to help me but somehow that ended up with us having sex. "I am hungry now and we still haven't got any food," Nat said after a while as we laid on the couch with her on top of me.

"Shall we order something?" I asked her as I caressed her bareback.

"No, I still want to eat lasagne." Her hand ruffled through my hair.

"Strangely I feel this was somehow a cheer up sex because I was upset." I pointed out but she just smiled.

"Want a reward for getting it right?" Her enticing voice entered my ears softly.

"What about the lasagne?" A smile grew on my face.

In response, she slowly got up and started lifting herself up. I felt the walls of her vagina slowly sliding off my dick and somehow this turned me on again.

"Ahn!" I could see she was enjoying herself as she experienced the pleasure of slowly pulling my dick out of her vagina. Before she pulled it all out, she slowly came back down.

I took her hands and held them to support her as she started to ride me very slowly. This was a new feeling going slow.

"Why do I feel this is a reward for you and torture for me?" I asked as she came down once more and I had to hold back not to push her down and go fast. This was taking everything in me.

"Mhmmm!" She cried as she felt pleasure from the change of normal tempo she was feeling.

"You have a very bad...and I mean a terribly bad self-discipline." I got up to meet her face to face as she berated me.

Both of us focused hard on trying not to go too fast and enjoyed the slow rhythm.

"Oh yeah, what are you going to do about it?" Her hands wrapped around my neck as she stared at my eyes ensnaring me even deeper into her.

"I am going to teach you self-control the hard way." She kissed my lips and invited me to proceed. As I went forward she moved back away from the kiss and just grinned at me.

"Fine let's see how good your self-control is?" I stated as I moved my head down this time and bit her left nipple. However, as she moved up her breast got stretched.

"No...hnn!" She lowered her voice as she felt me stroke her stretched nipples with my tongue. She came down, however this time I grabbed the other breast with my right hand while using my left hand to support her back.

"Bad boy!" As she moved back up both her breast got stretched while I rubbed one nipple with my thumb while I rubbed the other with my tongue. Whenever she came forward I would stop and whenever she went backwards I would keep rubbing her nipples.

"Says the girl who..." I couldn't finish as she pushed my head back in her breast.

"Don't talk and don't sto... oh yes!" She moaned as she kept going slow while enjoying the feeling of having her stretched nipples being rubbed.

"I…" She moved up and enjoyed the sensation of her nipples being stretched and loosening as she came back down.

"…think…" She started moving up and down now along with moving back and forth, causing her breast and nipples to be pulled in all sorts of directions.

"…I am…" She clenched onto my shoulder hard.

"…gonna…" She moved back one more time as far as she could.

"…let go!!!" She shouted as her body slammed down and began shaking while her vagina began clamping and throbbing my dick. It began rubbing and made me let go inside her.

"I love this, and I love youuuuu!" She cried as I felt extreme stimulation throughout my body.

"I love you!" I stated my feelings back.

We both fell back tiredly on the sofa.

We opened our eyes a few minutes later to stare at each other. "I think abstaining from any sort of sex during that time increased my self-control a lot." She said to me.

I nodded. "I know. You kept going slow even when you desperately wanted to increase the speed." I told her with a smile as I kissed her forehead.

"But we still need to work on your willpower." I felt her sucking on my nape.

"Are you giving me hickeys?" Instead of answering Nat just bit me.

I felt the cool sensation of her teeth mixed with her saliva. "Ow." Nat came up and looked at me with a smile.

"Where did you learn about that biting and stretching my nipples thing?" She asked me.

"I noticed how you always love me playing with your breast." She came forward and began kissing my neck.

"Just thought of trying it out, when I saw you trying so hard for my reward/ punishment/ training." My hands weaved into her hair.

Her kiss began moving up from my neck to my face until our eyes met. "Thank you." *Muah* A wet peck landed on the tip of my nose.

"How about cooking naked as an extra reward for thinking this up?" I asked as I brought her head to my shoulders and cuddled her in our warmth.

"If you can add eating naked on top of it too please." Her fingers began stroking my bareback.

"Only if I can see you like this as well." I gave her a counter offer.

"Deal!" Strangely we sat there for a long time instead of going up to cook.

The next day we both sat down watching the news as Tony said "I am Iron Man."

"I don't believe it!" Natasha said in fury as she threw the cushion at the TV.

"Come on Nat, even you know deep down it was him. All the evidence are just there." I told her.

"I don't believe a selfish, greedy fucker like him can turn over a new leaf." She looked angry.

"Nat just let go of the past," I told her.

"No! That fucker nearly ruined you." She told me in anger. I felt really happy seeing she rarely conserved her emotions anymore around me.

"And he paid for it by suffering under the hands of terrorists." 'Along with paying me in millions but I will save that story for another time.'

"What goes around comes around. So, please stop. I don't want your mental state to be affected because of what happened between him and me. You might one day end up working with him." I pleaded.

"But…" She tried to reason.

"Please for me?" I asked as I bought our foreheads to be touching each other while I looked into her eyes.

"… Fine." She said with a sigh.

"Thank you." I kissed her on the cheek.

We just lazed on the sofa the whole day as she laid on top of me watching the TV. "Oh my god!" She suddenly exclaimed as we were in the middle of watching a movie.

"What?" I asked as she turned around to look at me.

"I just realised it." My heart skipped a beat and started to beat faster.

"Realised what?" 'Don't I want her to realise it? Why is my heart beating in worry so much?'

"Your laziness is starting to rub off on me." She looked at me accusingly as if I had cheated on her.

I felt a huge relief. 'Stop feeling this way. You should be feeling guilty, damn it!' I told myself off.

"I used to be so active, using my spare time to learn new things for my job. Now here I am always watching TV with you during my free time."

"Pfft! Hahaha!" I burst out laughing.

"Don't laugh." She pinched my cheeks.

"Okay, okay. I won't." I promised as I pulled her cheeks as well.

"Let go." I liked the weird face she was making.

"No, you let go." Needless to say, it turned into a huge waiting session of seeing who would let go of each other's cheek.

"My cheek." Nat rubbed her red cheeks while glaring at me.

"I think you look cute like that." I pointed out as I went to prepare dinner.

"Yeah in return I can't feel my cheeks anymore. Does this count as physical abuse?" I chuckled as I pulled the collar of my t-shirt down.

"Does this count as physical abuse?" It was the hickeys she gave me last night.

"No." She grinned as she stood up and walked towards me.

"Does this count as physical abuse?" I pointed at my own red cheeks.

"No." She hugged me.

"Then I don't think yours is physical abuse." I hugged her back.

"But it is. I am deeply hurt because you hurt me." I smiled hearing her nonsense.

"So, what should I do for atonement?" I could feel the smile on her face.

Her head lifted up and looked at me. "Can we snuggle up and sleep on the sofa today while watching TV?" I was a subject to her little manipulations every now and then.

"I don't know that sounds like a lot. Maybe I can settle it with a kiss." I kissed her cheeks.

"I will sue you in the court of love for physical abuse." She threatened me with her serious face.

"No don't do that Miss Romanoff. We can surely settle this outside of court." I played along.

"What are you offering?" A vicious grinned appeared on her face.

"Nat you are so good at acting." I broke out of the acting to compliment her.

"There you go ruining it." She frowned as she moved away from me.

"How about let's carry on with the play of victim and assailant after dinner?" I walked towards the kitchen.

"Only if we are snuggling on the sofa." I smiled as I nodded.

After dinner, we brought a duvet downstairs and laid on the sofa with her laid on top of me and the duvet on top of her.

The TV played while we talked for a while carrying on with our role play. "No, when you say something like that make sure your eyes are never looking at…" She kept teaching how to be good at acting and manipulations. We both slowly fell asleep.

*Beep**Beep**Beep* However, both of us were woken up in the middle of the night by a call. "Nat, I think it's your phone," I told her to which earned me a sleepy groan.

"Uhhh… you take it, Dave." I sighed hearing this. She was really picking up my bad habits.

I kissed the top of her head and sat up, which made her get up as well. "I don't want to go." She clung to me tightly.

"What if it's a mission?" I asked her.

"They know I am out of commission for a while. It's probably nothing important." I sighed as I stood up while Nat was like a koala bear hugging a tree, just that the species of the tree she was hugging was called David Henswick.

I carried her to the phone and answered it while placing it by her ear.

"Hello?" She asked tiredly.

"You have a mission." Her eyes opened wide, and she got off me. I moved to the kitchen to avoid hearing what they were talking about.

After hanging up she looked at me with annoyance. "What happened?" I asked her as I drank the glass of water in my hands.

"You jinxed me." She replied as I looked at her in confusion.

Seeing my confusion decided to make things clear. "Fury told me to prepare for an undercover at Tony's."

"Oh…" I did not jinx you but rather stated the possible future.

A NOTE FROM I_AM_POTATO_LORD

You can see in this chapter how the Black Widow you have seen and known is beginning to cease to exist. So from now on don't expect her personality to be the same as the one you have all seen in the movies. She now has a weakness just like David.

Everyone deeply involved with David is having their personality changed due to him, especially Bruce and Natasha.

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"When do you have to go?" I asked her.

"I haven't been told when, but I was told my 1st mission back would be this." She replied slightly upset that her holiday might be ending soon.

"Well, it hasn't ended yet has it?" I asked her to which she shook her head.

"Then we will enjoy whatever is left of it," I told her with a smile as I went forward to pick her up and take her back to the sofa, where we slept once more in each other's embrace.

Waking up the next day both of us sat down to watch TV after breakfast. "When are you going back to the restaurant?" Nat asked me.

"I don't want to go leaving you alone." I placed my chin on top of her head. 'I want to enjoy every moment with you. Screw the restaurant.' I told her and myself in my head.

"How about I come with you?" I looked at her.

"You will see I am a quick learner, especially with cooking." She boasted with pride.

"Hahaha, that you are my cute spy," I remembered the time how we made pizza. 'God am I thankful for rooted potato and learning cooking.'

"What are you thinking?" Nat pulled my arms around her.

"Remember your first cooking lesson from me." I grinned seeing a slight shade of pink on her face.

"Yeah." She leaned her head back on me.

"So, when do we go?" Her hands moved up and grabbed the back of my head and pulled me closer.

"Tomorrow?" Nat nodded.

"I have to call and inform Jeff. Is that okay?" I moved my hands from her waist.

"No, call him later." She grabbed my hands and pulled them back together around her.

"Alright." We watched TV together until lunch.

"Okay time for lunch." I got up much to her frustration.

"What do you want today?" I asked as I grabbed my phone out.

"Soup," She replied to my question as I looked through my contact list.

"Get everything ready while I call Jeff." Nat nodded as she went towards the kitchen.

I called Bruce. "Hey Jeff, I am back," I told him which earned a reply from him.

"Finally! I was starting to get bored here in the lab. When do we start?" He asked me.

"I am coming to the restaurant tomorrow. Where are you?" I asked him.

"Home, I guess I will see you there."

"Yeah. We also have a new staff." I could imagine the confusion on his face.

"Staff?"

"Yeah, I have decided to take an apprentice. You will see when we come in tomorrow."

"Alright. See you tomorrow then." He said as he hung up.

The day passed by without anything special happening. Although this was the MCU world most days were calm and quiet unless one went towards where all the action took place.

The next day Natalia, Bruce, and I soon met up in the restaurant.

"It's good to see you guys again." He seemed excited.

"You too Jeff." Nat smiled at him as we went into the restaurant with dust all over the place.

"Where the hell were you for the past few months?" He asked me with his 'Jeff' mask still on.

"Holiday," I told him which earned a confused look from him as we began cleaning the place up.

"Where is that apprentice of yours?" Bruce asked as we finished cleaning and setting everything up.

"Behind you." I pointed towards Nat who was coming in with the supplies we bought from the store.

He looked at me blankly. "I swear if you 2 start making out in the back or something instead of cooking I will go ape shit on you."

"Hahaha!" I laughed while Nat's face turned red.

"What the hell do you think we are? Horny rabbits?" Nat asked him slightly pissed off.

"Something like that. I mean who the hell goes on a months-long holiday. What about your job?" Bruce asked her without any fear of her anger.

"I had some unused holiday." Nat lied calmly.

Bruce looked interested by that. "You got any vacancy? My current boss hardly gives me any holiday."

I laughed imagining him working for Shield while Nat looked awkward. "You were practically on holiday as well for the past few months." Nat pointed out.

"Unpaid holiday. I don't get any money by sitting like a duck." He retorted as we got all the machines starting up.

We began preparing the ingredients.

"Anyway, let's start," I told them.

Bruce nodded as he turned the open sign back on.

"Come on apprentice." I took Natalia to the kitchen where she assisted me while I taught her how to cook.

"How the heck do you measure 2.3 grams of salt exactly?" Nat asked me looking confused by all my recipe.

"Do you expect me to measure out the salt every time I want to sprinkle it on the steak?" I shook my head.

"Well not really. It's just an approximation. If you don't…" She seemed stupefied by how accurate and precise I was with the ingredients.

"You try it." I guided her.

"I thought you guys closed down?" Our customers were more than happy to see us back in service once more.

The day went on until dinner.

I froze just as people came in for dinner. This was because the way to remove HE serum appeared in my mind.

'Finally,' I smiled. I could now ready myself for other serums I could develop.

'The cure took much longer than the actual serum, wow. Guess the Extremis must have caused the Hulk serum to become part of my genes permanently somehow and was figuring a way to remove it.'

Time passed by.

A wanted order became updated about 'Jack of all trades' on the Shield records along with all national government agencies and intelligence. The Shield database report categorised me in their index, citing I might either be enhanced like Bruce or might use techs like Tony.

'Looks like Phil didn't get a clear shot of me in action against the Ironmonger.' In any case, the world was on a renewed hunt to find me, including Hydra. Unknown to them was the fact that I was right under their nose. By the time they realised it, it would be too late.

I could care no longer to play with them. I did it in the beginning because I was bored, but now I was too busy with my life and Nat. So, I just hid every trace from them, while not bothering to poke with them any longer.

A general description of me was given but unfortunately looking for a 1.75m tall Asian person with a mole under the left eye was going to not lead them to Jack of all trades.

It was now May 12th, 2010.

As Natasha and I worked in the kitchen at the restaurant suddenly, she received a call.

After a while, she looked at me with a sad face. "Fury called me to go start the undercover at Starks." My heart skipped a beat.

I kissed her head sadly. "Good luck and stay safe," I told her to which she nodded and left the building.

"Where is Natalie going?" Bruce asked me seeing Nat leave.

"Her job." Bruce nodded as we got back to serving customers.

I couldn't concentrate the whole day and let rooted potato take over. 'It's now or never. This has gone on for too long.' I told myself.

'Maybe we could just go on like this. I could kill Jack of all trades off and just be with her.' A part of me reasoned but I didn't listen to it. It was time I revealed to her everything.

We served customers like normal till closing time.

I stopped Bruce before he went up to rest. "We are leaving here," I told him to which he looked at me in shock.

"What do you mean leaving?" He asked me.

"Agents are going to come after me within a few days and therefore Jeff aka you," I told him to see the look of shock on his face.

"What about Natalie?" He asked me.

To which I just smiled and went upstairs. "Hey, where are you going? Answer me! What about Natalie?" He came after me, but I just remained silent.

"Answer me! She is my friend and your girlfriend. Are you going to just put her in the danger you created?" He asked me to which I shook my head.

"No. She will be fine trust me. She is protected." I told him.

He sighed hearing that. "Then what about your relationship?" He asked.

I sighed and looked up as my eyes became misty. "I don't know. She might hate me when she finds out, but I have no other choice. This is the best path for us. I have kept everything from her for so long." I told him as I laid back on the bed with my arms over my eyes.

I could have avoided what was going to happen, but I won't.

I have been selfish for far too long. 'I had promised myself and her 1 more year and now my time is up.'

I love her way too much to the point I find it unbearable to hide my secrets from her. After all, she has done to be completely honest about her past. So, it is only fair I reveal part of my secrets to her and with that the identity of Dave aka 'The Jack of All Trades'.

Bruce sighed and went to pack up. Within a few minutes, we were ready to leave.

"You sure about this?" Bruce asked from behind me as we walked down the stairs with our belongings.

"I will tell her everything once the situation has calmed down." *Whizz* I turned around hearing an unusual sound.

"David..." Bruce looked at me in terror while I went forward to catch him. However, it was too late as he fell, and the orange fiery portal closed before I could jump after him.

"What the fuck!?" I looked around confused as my enhanced brain computed so rapidly to make sense of the situation.

A few seconds later a small ring of spark appeared above me from which the mask he wore was thrown through with a note.

[Come see me before you meet Bruce again.] That was all the note said. 'It seems she wants something from me.' To make matters worse she knew that I know about them somehow, as seen from how the note was not signed off or anything, even though I have not interfered with their societies at all.

"You better give me a good reason when I come for an answer," I said to the person on the other side of the still open small portal before it closed. I was patient with them only because they saved Nat's life.

This changed my plans slightly.

My plan was to relocate Bruce to a safe place after which I would inform Nat. Then according to Nat's reaction, I would have moved my pieces along. Now with the Masters of the Mystic Arts interfering in my life, I had to play this game safe before I understood what they were trying to do.

I went back to my home which provided an abode for Bruce and me for the past few years. I didn't bother destroying anything other than the results of whatever Bruce has been researching on. My research and experiment were always stored in my head so that was safe.

"Thank you, Mr Rat." I took the cage outside and opened it setting the lab rat who had assisted me so much free.

"Kwiik, kwiik…" It squeaked as it ran off to its freedom.

It was sad to see him go, but this is life. Sometimes you have to let go to get some things.

I went back in to get all the documents of ownership of the house and the restaurant.

I went to see a lawyer as the morning sun rose up on everyone.

I came out after a while from the lawyer's office, with tears building in my eyes slowly.

"I love you and will love you. There will be no one else other than you." I said as I looked up in the sky before leaving for Natasha's house.

'Just a few more days.' There was no more Bruce for me to worry about.

*Ping* I looked at my phone to see the tracking software had located Bruce running from the military as Hulk. I sighed as I saw this. 'Just a while longer Bruce.' For whatever reason, the sorcerers took him from me, they would have a valid reason. They were known to not interfere with the physical realm, but now this was twice I had caught them not protecting the world from the mystical things but interfering with my life.

Natasha over the next few days occasionally came back to the house while the events of Iron man 2 happened as per normal.

"Why aren't you going back to the restaurant?" Nat asked me as she sat in my embrace while we watched a movie, with a duvet over us.

"Jeff needed to go see and be with his mother for a few days," I lied to her.

"How is working with Tony going?" I asked her.

"Terrible but bearable." She replied with annoyance as I mentioned his name.

"Did he recognise you?" I asked her to which she shook.

"No, Shield created an entirely different identity for me, as they knew he had a history with you. It would trigger bells for him if he found you had something to do with me." I nodded as I kissed her.

"Remember to stay calm. Don't sabotage your mission for me, okay?" She nodded as she looked at me.

"Are you okay?" Nat stroked my face.

"Just worried for you." I smiled and hugged her. 'I want to stay with you, Nat. Please don't get too angry for too long with me.'

Few days passed before I received a call.

"Hello?" I asked but received no reply other than the loud music of a party in the background.

A NOTE FROM I_AM_POTATO_LORD

It has come to my attention some of you don't know the difference between AI and UI.

Tony Stark doesn't have an AI. J.A.R.V.I.S is an advanced UI(user interface). UI's only responds to a stimulus that they are programmed to respond to. For example, you speaking into your phone 'Hey google what is the date today?' and your phone giving you an answer is the UI of your phone.

JARVIS is similar to that but more advanced to make it look almost like an AI. Tony kept programming and adding codes to JARVIS to make it more of an intelligent UI, but it was never an AI.

Ultron and Vision are AI(Artificial intelligence) which makes them capable of sentience and feelings. If you ask an AI 'Hey AI what is the date today?' it will give a varying type of answers from 'Fuck off' to the correct answer. An AI is basically a being that can learn, grow and make decisions for itself, unlike a UI which is very limited to that process.

Let me give you a simple example of how hard it is to create an AI. Can you resurrect someone who has been dead for 2 years?

Creating an AI is equal to resurrecting someone from the dead. If you manage to create AI you are god. You have just created a functioning mind without procreation.

Trust me when I say this. Creating a biological body and resurrecting someone from the dead is much easier than creating an AI.

That is the reason why Tony and Bruce were so fascinated by the Mind Stone. The Mind Stone literally gave them the secrets to making life from scratch the more they examined it.

It would have taken Tony a long time to create an AI with his wealth and mind, hence the reason he had to rely on the Mind Stone. (Note I am talking about MCU, not marvel.)

All the propaganda you see on the news of functioning AI's are crap. It's just an advanced UI with some kind of limited learning programme.

People worry too much about AI's taking over when we haven't even scratched the surface of making an AI. We are barely on the level of creating something like JARVIS when people are worried about AI, which is comparing an ant to Mount Everest.

Trust me when I say this. Don't trust the movies or media crap about AI's. No scientist is capable of creating AI anytime soon or even in my lifetime unless the whole world government poured their resources on it(which they won't cuz they too busy with politics).

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"How did you know about the poison?" Tony asked me after a long time as he finally remembered what I said about poisoning when I rescued him during his final birthday party.

"I thought you knew it by now Mr Stark, that I am a Jack and of all trades. There is close to nothing I don't know or not capable of in the world." I told him as I hacked into their cameras to see him talking to me from a corner, but what Tony didn't see was Pepper passing behind him.

"Cut the crap and tell me how you know about the poisoning?" He shouted at me. It was not that loud to be heard by anyone over the music but enough for someone close by to hear him.

"I know Mr Stark. My knowledge in biology and chemistry is unchallenged." I told him.

He was silent on the other side.

"Can you cure it?" He asked me after a while which surprised me. I knew currently he was the type of guy whose ego would never allow him to ask for help for himself when he couldn't do it, especially from me.

"I can and even save at your last breath, Mr Stark," I told him.

"Can you…" He started but paused.

"…go fuck yourself you pea brain asshole!" He cursed as he hung up the phone, to which I just smiled. 'Exactly him!' On the bright side, I am gonna make it difficult and annoying for you.

I watched as he sighed before turning around to see a frozen Pepper standing before him. Before he could even say anything, she slapped him and threw the glass in her hand on the floor and started shouting at him. I didn't bother listening to the drama as it was unnecessary as I got everything ready for what is meant to happen at the end of the next call.

He silently heard everything as she dismissed the party much to everyone's confusion. She called someone on her phone very soon after that.

"Hello?" I greeted the person on the other end of my phone.

"Was it you on the phone with Tony just now?" She asked me.

"Yes, Ms Potts," I answered her.

"Tell me his condition." She ordered me to which I just smiled.

"Palladium Poisoning. He only has 72 hours to live if untreated." I told her.

As soon as I said that she looked at Tony in fury. "You sick son of …" She started throwing a bunch of curses at him and started hitting him while she cried.

Rhodes quickly came and pulled her back while Natasha arrived at the scene. Tony looked down in shame as Pepper cried.

He walked forward to Pepper. "Pepper I…"

"Don't touch me! Since you want to die alone, go fucking die alone!" She screamed at him as he tried to comfort her.

Tony stood there stunned before his thrusters activated and he flew off.

"What happened?" Rhodes asked Nat.

"I am not entirely sure," Nat stated seemingly confused as well.

"I will go after him, look after her," Rhodes told Natasha before he left downstairs.

'Strange. Why is he still going for the suit just like in the movies?' As Rhodes took a suit and flew after Tony Nat was comforting Pepper.

After a while, Pepper calmed down and remember she was still on call with me. "Mr Dave? You there?" She asked me while sniffling, while Nat sneakily moved close to Pepper.

"I am Ms Potts," I told her simply, while Natasha who was beside her froze.

"Can you save him?" She asked me.

"Yes, I can," I forwarded a simple text to Nat, seeing her struggling to recognise my voice.

"How much?" She asked me.

"$15 Billion," I told her.

She froze as she heard the number. "Please? I will give you anything. We will give you everything we have." She begged in desperation as she knew neither she nor Tony put together had that much money.

"I am sorry Ms Potts. Everything happens for a reason. Diverting this event from that reasons path is dangerous and requires the necessary resources." I gave her a lame answer which to her sounded mysterious, while at the same time making sure things went as they did in the movie.

Besides, in a way I wanted Tony to find the cure through the Stark expo model himself. Sure he was annoying but he needed to know how much his father loved him. That was something I didn't want to deny from him or anyone else.

She cried hopelessly as she heard me. "However, I can provide you with an alternative should you need it," I told her as she quickly stopped crying to listen to me.

"How much?" She asked me.

"$25 million." She quickly got up and took the tablet from nearby before typing something in it.

"I have transferred $100 million to your account." She stated.

I went to my account and transferred back the $75 million while speaking to her. "Move to a place where no one can hear you," I told her after which she quickly got up and made sure to run towards a place where there was no one.

"Tell Tony and only Tony, that the cure he seeks is hidden in the layout of the Stark Expo of his father that he will soon get his hands on. Also, tell him his father loved him." I told her while not worrying about anyone tapping our call as everything coming to and from me through the number on my business card was unable to be tapped.

"What…?" Pepper was confused.

"Also please check your bank account. I have refunded the sum of $75 million." I told her before hanging up. Right now was the moment of truth. My hands kept shaking as I observed Nat, trying to piece it together.

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[Natasha PoV- A few minutes ago]

"Mr Dave? You there?" Pepper asked the person on the phone.

'Dave?' I became interested and slowly crept close to Pepper.

He was the person we have been trying to find for a long time but there has been no trace of him.

We tried looking at footages of him in the places he has visited but we found everything was either erased during his time there or we simply couldn't see him on the camera.

Shield had tried arranging a fake job offer for him as a trap countless times, but he would never respond to any of our requests. If we tried to camp out to any place he could potentially turn up we would never see him there.

It was as if he knew about us watching him.

From what Stark told us along with Pepper, this guy simply works for money. Once he takes up a job he will complete it without fail.

So far, he hasn't done anything too extreme to harm or pose a threat to the world. But the problem is that he is aware of Shield and everything we do, and Fury doesn't like that and neither do I. Not to mention him being a possible enhanced individual from Phil's account of him stopping and pushing back Stane in his suit.

We officially began calling him 'Jack of all trades', after Pepper informed Phil that he called himself 'a consultant whose expertise laid everywhere.'. That was all Tony, Pepper and Happy were willing to reveal. It was as if they were worried about revealing more than they should. To keep someone like Tony in his leash he must really have something over Stark.

A part of me told me 'Dave' had something to do with Hydra and Fury doesn't disagree with it. My instincts were always accurate on these kinds of things. After all, with how slippery and untraceable he is, it almost screams like a Hydra operative.

After the last Hydra attack on me, Fury has been secretly sweeping Shield for moles or bugging devices that could potentially be from Dave or Hydra.

This was the 2nd time anyone from Shield could ever have the opportunity to be anywhere near Dave's presence.

"I am Ms Potts."Something about that voice was very nostalgic.

'I knew it. He must be someone working in Shield, otherwise, I wouldn't find it so familiar. But who?' My brain quickly tried to match the voice with the faces of people from my memory.

"Can you save him?" Pepper asked him.

"Yes, I can." 'That voice belongs to someone I know very closely. But who?' I kept struggling.

*Ping* I looked down at the message that arrived on my phone. [I am sorry Nat.]

My eyes widened as I realised why I found that voice very familiar.

'David!'

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'No! That cannot be!' I rubbed my temple with my fingers feeling slight pain.

'He was literally vomiting everything he ate when he had killed for the first time, while I had received a report stating Jack of all trades had already killed several terrorists of Ten Rings just a few weeks ago before that event.' The pain grew and the surroundings were making me sick right now.

I moved away from the area to get rid of the stupid ideas. However, I suddenly matched up some events.

'I am an MSc Physicist graduated from Oxford.' I remembered David telling me.

'The consultant showed as a certificate that he graduated from Oxford with an MSc physics degree.' This was what one of the people we interviewed told us.

'But thousands of people graduate from Oxford every year. It's just a coincidence.' My mind kept countering with facts left and right as I tried to hold on and reason.

'I am a genius at almost everything I do.' I replayed the words David told me.

'A consultant whose expertise laid everywhere.' The report I had read appeared before my eyes.

Suddenly more facts came rushing towards me.

'The day Jack of all Trades appeared to confront Stane was the same day David went out.' My logical side screamed at me.

Why does it hurt? My head hurts. It hurts so much.

'I love you.' My emotional side replayed his words.

'It was as if he has eyes on the shield. You are his eyes, Natalia.' I can't believe it... no I rather not believe these stupid thoughts.

'Remember how he slaughtered all those Hydra agents who came for you, Nat.' He loved me. He said he loved me.

'They could have been there for him.' A part of me that I so badly wanted to deny told myself.

'No can't be the agent we captured…' I stopped that thought as another thought interrupted me.

'He died before even being able to confess anything due to poisoning. Besides no one knows if the needles David had used could be laced in poison or not.' I got out of the room as my mind became a battleground of debate.

'Fury was watching him.' It hurts.

'He is a great actor who fooled Fury and fooled you.' Everything hurts.

'Shut up!' I screamed inside as I tried holding everything together. I can't fall apart. I am on a mission.

I quickly ran out ignoring Pepper who was trying to call Tony.

*Ping* I took out my phone and looked at the message that came in. [Just know I wasn't using you. Everything that happened between us was real. I love you and will only love you. Just wait for me.]

"Damn you!" My hands trembled as everything started becoming really clear to me. I finally realised why the Red Room made sure I could never be distracted.

My eyes became misty as I quickly went through my contacts and called the first person on speed dial. "Agent Romanoff?"

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[David PoV]

I watched as agents surrounded both Natasha's home and my restaurant, through the phones of the passer-by's or through the visual cam's or phones of the agent themselves.

In the midst of the agents, I saw Nat with red eyes of both sadness and rage. In her hand a loaded and unlocked gun ready to fire at any moment; while the other agents had their guns locked.

She wanted to kill me, if not make me suffer. She was crushed, broken and in pain; just as I had predicted. She was directing all that negative emotions to anger right now. She was always very stable and in control but now due to me, she couldn't get a grasp on her emotions. I hated seeing her like this, but I promised myself I would tell her everything.

"I will come for you, Nat." I made another promise as I closed my laptop and walked towards the airport. A new face, a new passport, and a ticket to a flight I had to catch soon.

Not long after both places were declared empty. I observed everything through their eyes.

My capture level was raised even higher on the shield database to the point they prioritised me on an even greater level than Bruce or any criminals known to mankind. There was even a full photograph of me, complete with full details on the database updated within moments.

After all, evading the best and most powerful government agency in the world while living under them was something not easily passable for Shield or the world governments. Not to mention when I was literally dating one of their own, and according to them could possibly have gotten access to restricted files of Shield database.

*Ping* [All government agencies and Shield moving in.] The alert I set up activated. They were preparing to question my family, and I can't allow it.

"Let me show you fools what political immunity really means." I sat in the waiting area as I clicked on the app on my phone I designed for today.

There was a reason why I was bored enough to just start a restaurant in a corner of the world and sit there for the past few years just consuming knowledge.

If one had infinite power and resource cheats activated in a game they were playing, how long would that person play that game without getting bored? The answer was not long.

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[Shield HQ- 20 minutes later]

"What do you mean the EU won't let us step into the UK? We are Shield, we don't have jurisdiction!" Maria Hill shouted through the phone in anger.

"That is what they are saying, mam." Maria frowned as she tried calling Fury. The only problem was he was busy with Stark right now and had assigned her to take care of David until he came back.

"Mam, the UK government just warned that no government agencies are to set foot 100 meters of any of David's immediate family members. Anyone who does so will be seen as a threat to the nation." Another person shouted out to Hill.

News like that kept flooding to her warning Shield to not approach David's family members under any circumstances. No one said why, they just said no to them.

"Agent Hill, Yen of World Security Council is on the line." Hill put the line through.

"I was told you are temporarily in charge Agent Hill?" Yen's voice came through.

"Yes, sir," Hill replied.

"I presume you are already facing backlash from every way possible trying to move against his family right?"

"Yes Sir."

"I don't know why but the whole world is going crazy right now. All 5 of us from the council are being forced by our own respective countries' superiors to not authorise you making any sort of contact with David's family Agent Hill."

"But sir…"

"Agent Hill, I wish to talk more but our President is on the line with me. Till we authorise and understand what is happening don't make any sort of contact with his family. However, you are free to establish contact with David himself." Yen hung up leaving Hill even more confused.

"What the fuck!?" Agent Hill just couldn't understand what was going on. David was someone the whole world loved to get their hands on, but right now the world wishes to protect his family as if sucking up to him.

*Beep**Beep**Beep* Hill hesitated to answer her phone seeing the caller ID. In the end, she reluctantly answered.

"I am going to the UK." Agent Romanoff declared as soon as she answered.

'I was afraid of this.' Hill frowned.

"No, you are not!" Hill stated back in frustration as she tried contacting Fury.

"I wasn't asking your permission. I was just informing you." Hill had a bad feeling as she quickly stopped what she was doing and went to check Romanoff's location.

"Turn the Quinjet round this instant Romanoff!" Hill ordered but Natalia just hung up.

"Fuck!" She cursed as she ran out of the room only to be blocked by Jasper.

"Agent Hill, we have a situation…"

"Not now Sitwell…" She tried to move out of the way, but Jasper stopped her.

"No, this is something you have got to see." Jasper pulled up few images in front of her.

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[United Kingdom- 5 kilometres away from Rob Henswick.]

*Crash* "AHHH!" People screamed as they ran away from the car that crashed into a nearby building.

*Thud* The only survivor kicked the door open out of the crashed car and crawled out covered in blood.

"Fuck!" She cursed seeing her dead partners inside the car.

"Strike team 1, what happened?" A voice came in through the woman's earphone.

"I don't know. Sniper just killed all of them just as…" *Bam* She couldn't finish as her body slammed on the ground and flew up like a rubber ball from the impact of something going through her chest.

"Strike team 1? Confirm your status?" The voice entered the dead woman's ears.

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[United Kingdom- 5 kilometres away from Jack Henswick' school.]

"What the hell is happening?" A man screamed from the back of the helicopter feeling it rocking heavily.

"Someone just sniped the pilot through the bulletproof …" *Splat* Before the co-pilot could finish his sentence a terrifying noise was heard for those high in the air.

"Fuck!" Everyone waiting on the back of the helicopter held for their dear lives.

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[United Kingdom- 5 kilometres away from Julie Henswick.]

Several beings in black tried crossing the 5 km mark. Many tried through the shadows, blending through the crowd, through the sewers, through any way possible. But none of them was able to take 1 step past the 5 km mark.

"Get the bodies and come back."An old female voice came through all their communication device.

"Time waits for no one other than us David. We will see how long you can keep them safe." If one traced the call they would find it leading back to a residence back in New York where an Asian woman sat with a frown.

All the beings in dark grabbed the bodies that they could and left.

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[A random parliament member of UK- 3rd Person PoV]

"Did you find out, why are they all protecting him?" The woman asked the man through the phone.

"Not yet but Zola's working on it. Try to put up some resistance from your side." The person informed the woman.

"Alright, Hail Hydra."

"Hail Hydra." The line disconnected.

The woman sat down thinking what to do next to somehow allow Shield access to the country. Every single private team they had to send were slaughtered by unknown snipers and mercenaries. The worse thing was not losing so many members but rather not finding how they were attacked.

*Ping* The Hydra operative looked down at her phone.

'Jack? Who is Jack?' She frowned seeing the recipient of the message.

Clicking the message she opened it. [*Bang*] *Clang* The phone dropped on the floor as the woman looked at the video in worry.

It was a short clear clip of the killings she had made for Hydra a few years ago, ranging from political parties to certain MI5 Agents.

"Ami? You ready?" A handsome man walked in with a smile.

"Just a minute honey." Ami quickly grabbed her phone from the floor and stopped the video playing on loop.

*Ping*[Stay away from my family and make sure everyone else does. Or I will make sure this gets leaked to the public and a bullet enters through your head and everyone else you love.] Ami gulped in worry as series of images of dead mercenaries they had send appeared on her phone.

"You okay?" The man asked Ami.

"Yeah." Ami smiled as she quickly hid her phone.

'I need to tell Pierce quickly. How did he even get these footages?'

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[Natasha PoV]

"Romanoff come back this instant!" Hill's visual appeared on the Quinjet's screen.

"This is not between Shield and Jack of all Trades, Hill. This is between Natalia and David!" I told her as the Quinjet finally passed Ireland.

'Just a bit more and even if it means I have to tear his family apart I will get my answers!' I promised myself.

Maria sighed. "One moment, Fury is back. He will speak with you." I tried cutting the call but found it impossible.

Maria's visual got replaced by Fury. "Before you say anything, I want you to look at this." Countless images of dead people appeared on the streets.

"What is it?" I asked Fury feeling very unsettled.

"The group of peoples who ignored the warnings given by the governments and tried to get close to the Henswicks." I grew concerned at that, not because they were his family but that the UK government was willing to go that far for that bastard.

"Not a single one of them crossed the 5 km marking." I became stunned hearing that.

"Bulletproof glass, underground tunnel, moving through the cover of buildings or flying 1000's of meters high. No matter which way someone took they won't cross the 5 km marking. You understand what I am saying?" That wasn't the work of the UK government. They aren't capable of something like that, even if they are why would they do something extreme for them.

"No one knows who or how this is happening. There have been no movements from any known snipers in the world to show that it is them.

But one thing is clear and that is the message these dead people have given us." 'Don't come close to my family.'

"I don't care," I told Fury.

"Romanoff you might think David won't touch you because of who you were to him, and there is a possibility that you might be correct." I felt anger like never before clouding my heart.

"He is nothing to me! I am not going there to ask him to take me back! I am going there to put a bullet through his head, even if it means killing his whole family!" I shouted back at Fury.

"That's the problem!" Fury shouted back at me.

"He isn't the only one with family. You have a family too and so does Clint!" I froze as I realised what Fury meant.

"He is not stupid Romanoff. If he could stay right under our noses all these years preparing countermeasures for this day then that means he has a countermeasure against you.

So, for Clint's sake come back or you will have to explain to him why there is a bullet through the body of his pregnant wife and girl!" I felt my hands couldn't hold the yoke of the Quinjet any tighter.

'Why? Why me? Why did he have to raise me so high and just let me fall? What did I ever do to him?'

"Come back, Romanoff." Fury hung up. That wasn't an order but a request.

"AHHH!" I threw my phone down in anger.

"I hate you!" I leaned forward and buried my head into my hands.

I felt so lost and helpless, and I hated it.

The Red Room was right taking everything away from me. 'I wasn't meant to have that sort of life and I should have just trusted them instead of being a selfish fool and trusting you David.'

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[A hidden bunker beneath Camp Lehigh]

"Zola, how did he get all those pieces of evidence past your eyes?" Pierce walked in looking furious.

"I am afraid I don't know Pierce." Zola's mechanical voice replied to Pierce.

"What do you mean you don't know? I thought you kept track of everyone and everything. How did David being Jack of all Trades go past you?" There was nothing Pierce or Hydra could even do now. No matter what they tried everyone they had to send died, with all their political member's restricted way too much from the threats from David.

"I am afraid his skill at programming is more than he put up as. Even right now I tried attacking his phone only to be blocked off. Not to mention, he got all those evidence somehow from Malick's and your database. Both of you had somehow given access to him, to your files." Pierce became worried hearing that.

"How did he do that?" Pierce asked in confusion.

"It's a remote database not set up online at our house. How can he get those files without coming there in person? Not to mention that place is surveyed by you and a few of our men." Pierce kept asking Zola.

An image of Natasha appeared on the screen. "I believe he must have used Agent Romanoff's ID to modify it to create an access card for himself, got in there and took what he wanted and left while spoofing the camera and making me blind." Pierce rubbed his head to keep the growing ache at bay.

"Does he know we are Hydra?"

"I don't believe so. He didn't break through too deep into my security system. This means he didn't have any access to any evidence pointing you or Malick's to Hydra. He was content with what he got and left." Pierce sighed in relief hearing that.

"How come you didn't notice anything Zola? Shouldn't you have noticed his intrusion into your security system?" Pierce asked Zola in worry.

"I was too preoccupied with Project Insight that I didn't have enough computational power to deal with David and notice his intrusion." Pierce nodded at that.

"I had thought your current hardware was all we needed for the future but it seems we need to do an upgrade for you," Pierce stated while Zola had a worried face.

"I am worried I would lose countless data if I were to be transferred to a better hardware Pierce, even though I would be faster," Zola informed Pierce.

"That is a risk we have to take with David running about Zola." Pierce left the room after making up his mind.

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