THE COLONEL AN HIS BRIGADE CAME TO THE SITE, THEY WERE AT THE EDGE OF THE WOODED AREA WHERE THE ALIEN WAS SAID TO BE HIDING, THEY ORDERED NEARBY RESIDENTS TO STAY INDOORS AN CLEARED THE NEIGHBORHOOD WITHIN A 2 MILE RADIUS.....IT WAS TIME FOR WAR!
Issideron was a nocturnal creature, it was very active at night, inside its ship putting down roots eating the deers an raccoons in the forest in the most gruesome way! Issideron was eating its mammal meal when it heard the steps of humans! The creatures senses was going off, warning of a threat nearby....or a potential meal! It eyes saw the body heat comin off from the brigade as it marched in on its territory. Colonel Briggs was leading the men thru the woods, givin them orders,
"You three go north, you 4 go south, you two over to the west, and rest of yall gon follow me east," said Colonel Briggs
The men marched through the woods, armed with special edition Pentagon guns, they were ready for battle but in fear at the same time. Colonel saw with his flashlight the skulls of animals on the ground, and a ominous site....KEIYONS SEVERED BODY ON THE GROUND, HORRIBLY DISFIGURED, ribs were pulled out, eyes out their socket, his lungs were devoured, his arms an limbs were torn apart, and a chunk of his face was missing! Colonel knew he was getting close....then suddenly, there was this mound, with the ship covered in moss an dirt!
"So this is it, alright call reinforcements to pull this thing out...
BUT THEN FROM BEHIND THE COLONEL, HE HEARD SCREAMS OF ONE OF HIS SOLDIERS! THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS SNATCHED, DRAGGED INTO A HOLE, COLONEL KNEW IT WAS HERE! The brigade surrounded each other when out of no where...
"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH" the alien erupted from a tree an descended down like a bat, SNATCHED UP A SOLDIER AN SWALLOWED HIM WHOLE! THE BRIGADE STARTED SHOOTING AT IT, ONE EVEN FIRED THIS PLASMA RIFLE AND IT BLASTED THE ALIEN TO PIECES,
"Sir I think we got it...."
BUT TO THE HORROR ISSIDERON BODY REPAIRED ITSELF, AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED...THEN ISSIDERON SPAT OUT THESE GREEN BLOBS AN IT GOT HALF THE BRIGADE, THE BLOBS WERE SOME SORT OF BACTERIA THAT BURNED THRU THEIR ARMOR AN INFECTED THEIR ENTIRE BODY, FROM HEAD TO TOE THEY TURNED GREEN AN THE INFECTION KILLED THEM INSTANTLY! EVEN LITTLE ALIEN LARVAE CRAWLED OUT THE SOLDIERS MOUTH!!
"DISTRACT HIM, IM GOING INSIDE THAT SHIP....." SHOUTED THE COLONEL
THE SOLDIERS DID THERE BEST TO KILL IT, USING GRENADES, AR-15'S, ANYTHING IN THEIR ARSENAL, BUT ISSIDERON TAIL GREW 17 FEET LONG AN BECAME A WEAPON, LIKE A ALIEN SCORPION! LINED WITH JAGGED EDGES HE SLICED THE REMAINING 6 SOLDIERS IN THEIR ABDOMENS AN EVEN IN HALF, ONE BY ONE THEY WERE ALL KILLED! IT WAS JUST THE COLONEL LEFT ALIVE....
Colonel managed to get inside this big ship, it had all this weird looking technology, an then these orange capsules! He took out his camera an snapped pictures, saving them for the Pentagon, but just he was abut to leave with astounding evidence....
"Iiiiii kneeeeew youuu beeeee in heeeeeere," Issideron said
"Get, get away from me, i'll blow your head off!!" said the Colonel
"Yourrrrrr armiesssss are destroyeddddd, your plannnnn has faileddd, your mineee!"
BUT SUDDENLY, THE DOOR CLOSED SHUT, AND THESE TENTACLES TIED UP THE COLONEL, MAKING HIM DROP HIS WEAPON.....HE WAS AT ISSIDERON'S MERCY! THE COLONEL TRIED TO SHAKE FREE, BUT IT WAS NO USE, HE EVEN SPAT IN ISSIDERONS JAGGED FACE TRYIN TO THRAWT HIM, BUT ISSIDERON WASNT INTIMIDATED
"Howwwww bout a kissssss," said Issideron
THEN ISSIDERON CAME CLOSER TO THE COLONEL AND...KISSED HIM ON HIS LIPS! AN FROM THERE THE FLESH EATING BACTERIUM OF THE MUTANT ATE THROUGH THE COLONELS SKIN! HIS HEAD, HIS CHEST, AN SOON HIS ENTIRE BODY WAS EATEN AWAY, KILLING HIM INSTANTLY, ISSIDERON ATE WHAT WAS LEFT OF HIS BODY TILL THERE WAS NOTHIN BUT BONES!
"Hmmmmm, deliciousssssss,"
Issideron at this point was invincible, he defeated (and ate) 20 men an a high ranking colonel all in 2 hours! The beast decided to keep a low profile an cloak his ship within the dirt an foliage. Issideron needed human blood for energy, like a termite needing wood, because it was about to build a colony under the earth! But Issideron wanted to explore this earth to find more human subjects without drawing suspicion... it needed to blend in an BECOME human, but to do this it would have to find a subject it could takeover, and he was bout to choose an unlikely body!
Meanwhile just 10 miles away, it was Kalins house party, and it was packed wit most of the cool kids from school invited, including Shawn an his jocks! The drinks were poured, the cheerleaders were twerking by the pool to the latest DaBaby album, and mostly everyone was gettin high too!
"Aye that was a good pass Nick, that boy faked them niggas out an then whoosh Shawn took it home right before the end of the quarter!" said Des
"Thats right, BLACK LIGHTNINGG! Wit Shawn we cant loose this season, damn Shawn how do you do it? Kalin asked
"Cuz i'm that nigga! (laughs) Bro i'm just blessed like that, everythin bout me blessed, shit even my cup is blessed," Shawn said
"Yo cup??? nigga whaaat?" asked Jaylen
"Yeah cuz it aint been cracked, that means good luck,"
"Bro gimme that blunt you high as fuck...." said Kalin
Then Selena walked by in her skimpy bra an G-string, she was a cheerleader Shawn was seeing and with all that ass Shawn couldn't resist...
"Hey baby, um my trifllin ass friend just left an she was supposed to be my ride so, can you take me home....I mean if you dont mind," said Selena
"You know I can't say no to you bae...gimme a minute aight,"
Then Selena walked away showin off her ass in front of those boys, Shawn was mesmerized, an he definitely had plans later...
"Dayumm Shawn thats all you?" Nick asked
"All mine, an i'm bout to tap that ass tonight ..." Shawn as he got up
"Aye Shawn, here a magnum," said Kalin as he threw it at him
"Nigga please I don't need this, my pullout game aint weak like yours!" said Shawn as he dissed Kalin
Meanwhile Des, was in the kitchen he was gettin more to drink when he was on his Snapstagram an decided to search up Geloni's profile, and follow him, even liking a few of his pictures! Des been crushing on Geloni for awhile, even tho he's the last person people expected to be gay, Des been battling with his attractions for awhile trying to figure out if he liked boys or girls...his current girl Brandy, who Shawn always makes fun of, cane over in her bikini an Des decided it was time to end it for real
"Des, you ain't been around me most of the night, you alright?" Brandy asked
"Hey Bran, look I ain't feelin this...."
"Is it cause I'm too skinny?"
"No it ain't that,"
"Is it cause you dont like being with a dark skin girl?
"What! No no look, your fuckin pretty, an you're cool, but I just ain't feelin it" Des said
"So you breakin up with me?" Brandy asked
"Yeah.....it's nothin personal I just need time to myself,"
"Fine......hey Kalin um can I sit wit you?" Brandy asked Kalin as she did in Des face
"Yo Fine ass can sit wit me anytime!" Kalin said as they both walked away together
Out in front of Selena's house, Shawn parked his truck but the truck was rollin an shakin sideways, there was a commotion goin on inside...
"Uh, uhhhhhh, hmmmm"
"Oh, oh shittttt, oh shitt," moaned Shawn as he pulled out an came
"Damn gurl, rode my dick like a fighter jet," said Shawn
"Oh my god, im throbbing, baby you champion on the field an in this pussy," said Selena
"Look baby I gotta, whooo, I gotta go, I had fun tonight!"
"See you around bo0...."
Then around 3am Shawn drove home, he was driving thru this back road which was a shortcut to his house when suddenly, his truck got a flat tire!
"Fuck, really, really! Mannn I just put air in this shit!
As Shawn got out to look at the wheel, he didn't notice but he was passing through the wooded area that Issideron was wandering through! Shawn was out there by himself lookin at the damage when suddenly he heard a branch break....
"Who that! Yo don't play wit me I got a gun!" Shawn shouted
Being on the safe side, Shawn got his gun from under his seat an had it on him, then he went back to look at the tire, but what he didn't know was that Issideron was INVISIBLE, an suddenly, REVEALED ITSELF AN ATTACKED SHAWN.....
"BLAAAAAH"
"AHHHHHHHH" screamed Shawn
ISSIDERON PUT UP A FIGHT, SHAWN GRABBED HIS GUN AN TRIED TO SHOOT AT IT, BUT ISSIDERON REFLEXES WERE TOO QUICK AN IT BIT SHAWN ON HIS NECK, KNOCKING HIM OUT! Instead of killing Shawn, Issideron took him back to the ship an put his body inside this orange capsule, to preserve him. Then Issideron touched Shawn's chest, an using its powers it shape-shifts itself into Shawn!! It had Shawn's exact eyes, his brain, his abs, an it learned Shawns moves an thinking quickly, moving hands an even talking like Shawn! Issideron went back to the truck an drove it home (even knew where Shawn lives) an went into his bedroom! Issideron went into the bathroom an looked at the mirror at his rather cute new human body!
"Yes, I'm now a human, ohhhh I'm gonna have so much fun!" Said "Shawn"...