Ai'Sarawat. Ai'Sarawat. Ai'Sarawatttttttttttttt.*
(*Sarawat / ศาลาวัด here means temple pavilion.)
From the moment I returned to my room, there wasn't a second that I didn't call his name in rage. Spat on my face and set off without looking back, leaving a chic person like me standing dumbfounded like Phra Phum shrine* for a while.
(*It's a spirit house in Thai / Khmer Buddhist temples. Tine means here as he was still as a statue.)
The male leads had a huge laugh together. They patted my shoulders and said that it would be okay, that the approaching thing is not hard, and that there will be a solution to all of this. Not hard your head, Ai'buffalo. More severe than being chased by Ai'Green is to approach Ai'Sarawat here.
Just now, my fan clubs had moved their territories over to be active over on the group #team_Sarawat's_wife. People said that the group is private, has to add each other into it to post pictures so he couldn't know of.
Shit… Clearly, this is an alien-cultured group.
I had wasted my time on finding his name and surname on Google for quite some time. In conclusion, I could not find a heck of a thing rather than his name in the Faculty of Political Science's acceptance list plus him being a classic guitar champion of Siam Motors Group ever since a long time ago. Luckily, Ai'Ohm added me into the group to make it more convenient in following the news of Ai'Sarawat. Even if it's his time table, address, or hobbies, the wives of Ai'Sarawat could find out all about those things, which resulted in me being frightened of their stalking level.
Ting!
Sat still not for long, there came another issue again. I was bored with the girls who come to me to talk and get to know. Sadly, the visuals of most aren't eye-catching; I cannot ask them out to be my girlfriend to fool Ai'Green. To be honest, his Facebook username still haunts me until now, up to the extent where I didn't care to accept his friend request.
Nara Thanatip
N'Tine
Albeit still being a freshman, the seniors are very pleased with me.
Tine is a chic person
Krub
Nara Thanatip
N'Tine likes girls or boys?
Broken banana crushed banana! What kind of question is that, freaking confused.
Tine is a chic person
Of course it's girls krub.
Nara Thanatip
It's a relief.
Tine is a chic person
Why is it krub?
Nara Thanatip
I saw Nong in the group #team_Sarawat's_wife. I was shocked.
Tine is a chic person
Oh, a friend teased me and added me in krub.
I'm still confused. Who is Sarawat? 555*
(*5 is pronounced ha / ห้า, which is the same pronunciation as the laughing sound ha. Hence this means hahaha / laughing sound.)
Nara Thanatip
Oh, that's good kha. Don't want you to flirt with Sarawat.
Tine is a chic person
Protective of me krub?
Nara Thanatip
No, just protective of Sarawat.
Then leave it here na kha. I'm relieved. Byeeeee
Tine is a chic person
*sent sticker* kneeling
*sent sticker* angry
*sent sticker* hit the wall
Heck! Only texted that much then disappeared. Huii. Next time you come and beg for me, I'll be arrogant. Remembered that you used to chase after me to the faculty building, buy this buy that until my hands got tired from accepting. Now what? As soon as you see a better target, you switched face and ditch me away. But don't think that I will care. I quickly close the chat window and pressed to call Ai'Ohm.
"Bro… Find out Ai'Sarawat number at any cost. In this case, I will bite on to it and not release for sure."
[Where did you wander off to? Open Line quick.]
"Shit, what?"
[Hot news. Just that, I'll leave first.]
He hung up after that. As I open the Line application, I received a notification of Ai'Pope's message. Hence he did a great job, I should handsomely call his name. The image appeared in front of my eyes is only a few words, yet it might be the only way I could use to send a message to the other at this point.
Sarawat_Guntithanon@gmail.com
Shitttttttttttt. It's like I just return to the MSN era again. Haha.
But it looks to me that he is some light years away from the phrase "MSN". Thus, I had to send my greetings through email to introduce myself officially.
Feels like I'm applying for some kind of job.
Tine_ChicChic@gmail.com
To: Sarawat_Guntithanon@gmail.com
Subject: Hello
My name is Tine, study at the Faculty of Law. We met before. I have something to ask for your help, thus let's meet tomorrow. Anywhere to meet is fine, as long as it is convenient for you. I'm ok with anything.
I think that this is enough. Then, press the send button…
After 10 minutes, the phone notifications went off, signaling that an email came. It's from Ai'Sarawat, but just as I click on it to read, the truth is…
Sarawat_Guntithanon@gmail.com
To: Tine_ChicChic@gmail.com
Nuisance!
Do you want to have s*x to the extent of emailing me for it? Anywhere is fine? Then go and f**k with dogs.
Hoyyyyyyyyy, bring it on! I felt like I died from reading the message. Quickly type up a reply email that could retaliate back to him, cursing so enthusiastically that I could sense my hands almost cramped backward more than 7″. Yet as I press send…
Spam!!
Then why did I waste that much time typing when he sent me directly to the spam in front of my eyes, bastard. My heart…
There are not many differences between Pitbull Terrier and me. Even if I went through more than this, I will bite and hold onto it without the thought of release. Ai'Sarawat made me bitter yesterday. Just need to think about it, the rage has soared up straight to the brain. It is to the extent that I felt the need to regain energy by sitting with the male leads. I haven't acquired his phone number yet. He doesn't play Facebook nor has IG, doesn't even created Twitter. The most important thing is he put my mail into his spam already. I'm left with no choice, so I have to sit down and think of another plan.
"Based on what you've said, I think Ai'Sarawat is especially evil, not a light one." Said Ai'Fong with a pouty face.
"He's not evil. He's a bastard." I spoke up with my heart.
"It's hard approaching him at this time. I added all of you guys into the team Sarawat's wife beforehand. Accordingly, we can help each other in detecting news, in case any of us is lucky enough to find out about his phone number and go share with you, you have to be quick then." Ai'Peuk gave out his idea. But you guys understand, right? 4 genuine men appearing in the weird page wifes something, it's like wasting a lifetime.
"Any faster plan?" I continued to ask.
If the girls can search for his phone number, why the heck would they share it to you, you dumb. They'll just make calls themselves.
"Let me take his time table, and school activities schedule out and compare. Trust me. There will definitely time when you can talk to him. Meanwhile, just lurk around in front of the faculty building for now."
Not about study anymore, it's now about following Ai'Sarawat… My heart.
"Then, after we're done with Psychology, let's run over to find him at the center building. He has one class today. Afternoon, meet at the Law faculty building to go to the core classes, after that return back to the center building since he has an English class." I have to respect Ai'Ohm. He's more intrusive than sitting in someone's underwear.
"Ai'Tine, understand it yet? Don't be confused na."
"Not confused. Don't you go and ask me again. That'll make me more confused."
"Ok. Then, we will go find something to eat for a little. Do you want some?"
"No."
I shook my head. Finding something to at 8 a.m. is not a habit of mine; therefore, alternately, I waited under the faculty's building. The male leads are unquestionably food grinding machines. Must do anything in duals. In the meantime, I once again think about a plan to approach Ai'Sarawat.
"Tine krubbbbbbbbbbbb" Nauseous for real.
I immediately turn to look at where the sound came. It is the twisting sights of Ai'Green approaching, waddly running towards my direction. I quickly turn on my engine and shun him like a dog. Though, it's hard even to want to avoid him since this bastard runs as fast as the wind. He already reached where I sit by a blink of an eye.
"Come here for what?" Turning on the resentful mode, I asked him, trying my best to push away the clinginess of the latter.
His hands stick on more than a gecko does, remove this part than he'd hold onto another. Also, why did he choose this very moment when the male leads went crushing foods to say hello. Wait for you guys to return, I might already get f**ked.
"Come to wait for Tine."
"I don't want to see you. Rather you go off to somewhere far."
"When will Tine open your heart? I really like Tine na."
"Open what f**king heart? I told you that I don't like you. Why still stubbornly following me?"
"But if Tine is my boyfriend, then I'll wish for our house to be a castle, our home to be a palace." Oyyyyyyyyy, made me go over the mountains, now making me do somersaults.
"I won't give anything even if you ask for it. You should let go of my hand." He still able to hold on to it, even thought of pretending to poke my hand. He sent shivers down my spine here, gosh. Other people started to notice, so I pushed him away once more.
He is not this tenacious when I first met him. I thought he was handsome, like the rich, honored young master type. Who thought the phrase "shameless" would be all over his forehead. There he goes again. Even kick his legs.
"Let's go eat lunch together. I'll pay."
"No need bothering me. I'll go with friends."
"Tine ah, have Tine seen the sincerity in my eyes?" All I can see is eyelashes stuck onto your eyes. Are these fake lashes or sting ray's tail? Long as f**k.
"Stop imagining things. The more you stick to me, the more I hate you."
"Can't Tine realize the sincerity in my heart?" He won't stop imagining things. Most important, he scootched over to grab my hands, rubbing them against his chest. Ai'Green, you look down upon me too much.
"Let go of my hands…" I said, grinning my teeth to tolerate the anger.
"Tine, no. Tine, don't, ah ah. You bad."
You little shit!! He just acted all out by himself, making me want to kick him out of his seat already. However, I remained respectful enough to retreat my hands and quickly run away.
"See you in the afternoon." Ai'Green waved, his face buoyant with happiness. He seemed happy as if there's a celebration for successfully force me to touch his bosom.
"No need to meet. I have an appointment for lunch already."
"With who?"
"Not with you."
"Let me tag along."
"Nosy."
"Thank you. Then see you later, darling."
More attached than the hip joints is Ai'Green here. My gosh. How can I know where Ai'Sarawat eats for lunch. If Ai'Green sprint to stand in the way, then I'll lose my virginity. Goosebumps for real.
For cases like this, a chic person like Ai'Tine has to fight for himself personally. It is because James Ji, Pope, and Mario don't have the sufficient ability to settle this problem; they were full of fear. Hence, they anointed me, the emissary of the 12 regions, to defend myself on my own. Catching sights of Ai'Sarawat eating with his friends not far away from me, my inner self got excited, quickly come over to the table left to his, and lean my ears to focus on the ongoing conversation.
Hui, this bastard's hotness is not mediocre in any sense. The snacks filled the table's surface, such that there barely is space to put a hand on it. Not to mention, the freshmen and the upperclassmen kept wandering back and forth at the table like Ai'Sarawat is some public elevator. Only the face of the person who received the presents remained cold and obnoxious like he doesn't know the difference between hot or cold. Yea… I surrender to his uninterestedness in the world.
All right. Now, getting rid of that greenish person from my life is indeed less challenging than dragging Ai'Sarawat to attach himself to this fate of a stormy journey of mine.
"Sarawat, P' bought snacks for you."
"Thank you krub, but I don't eat sweet."
"What do Sarawat likes to eat?"
"Don't like anything."
"Don't like any in general?"
"Don't like other people buy for me."
Wow! Made the pretty P' upset. I can't think that this asshole could say something that straightforward. Don't even have any respect nor such. He wouldn't eat anything that was given or bought for him. Maybe he thinks that he is too handsome; thus he could be this arrogant.
There are a few things I concluded after 2 days of stalking Ai'Sarawat. 1 is that he doesn't want any shit. If the person is not a friend from his gang, then he will not say a word. 2, this bastard is feeble at socializing. Whoever buy things for him, give him anything, he will reject it all. 3, communicate with him is super tricky. The only way is to meet face-to-face and talk to him. 4, no matter how bad the treatments he gave them are, his fan clubs would always follow him, not having a single thought of changing their mind because his visuals are their central connection.
1 minute past…
"Sarawat, can I ask for a picture?"
"Is eating."
"It's ok, just one picture."
"Ok. Give me your phone." The thick hand let go of the utensils onto the plate. He extends his hands to receive the phone from the girl that is standing in front of him, trembling. Why did someone say that he doesn't like these kinds of things. Seeing him doing services for others here.
"Smile na. 1…2…3"
Click!
As soon as he finished taking the picture, he promptly returned the phone to its owner and went back to dive into his food, giving his friends a loud belly laugh. The person asked to take a picture with you, not ask for you to take one for them, Ai'buffalo.
I died of laughter. How is it, the picture Ai'Sarawat take for you.
3 minutes past…
"My friend requests me to ask you. The opening activity event that happens this Saturday, which club will Sarawat sign up for?" This time is a freshman girl with her badge shape of ice cream, looking really cute.
"Don't know yet." The low voice replied carelessly in return, though his hands were cutting off a big chunk of egg, putting it in his mouth and chew deliciously.
"Such a pity. Then is there anything you especially like? Maybe we might be able to meet. >///<." She spoke and get shy all by herself. Don't know if she asks him for her friend for real or for herself.
"Things I like?… Then soccer, shooting birds, Muay Thai, archery, fencing. Things like that."
Shit. Speaking like that. Girls absolutely would dare to play soccer, archery, Muay Thai, sea diving, plant coral reefs, massage spa, cooking, planting forests of yours. He was trying to make things harder than it looks. There is no need to question how much time I could bare suffering from this game because the disappointment is in front of the eyes. Everyone might have already guessed the content.
I let the others disperse a little bit, Ai'Sarawat also had time to have conversations with his friends more. I was waiting for the right time to make my move.
"Ai'Wat, you full bro?" The friend of the tan person ask.
"Uhm. I'm leaving. Meet you back in the room."
"Don't go anywhere for the girls to kidnap you, it'll be a big deal. Haha." Following the image of the tall figure with the face that hates the whole world leaving, I immediately clean up my plate and follow after.
"You, remember me?" After putting the dishes into the food trolley, I quickly face the latter to start a conversation. Ai'Sarawat turned around to look in an instant. Bastard. Looking like he wants to chew my head.
"What?" Freaking friendly.
"I want to talk for a bit."
"I don't talk with strangers."
"Just met yesterday. Not a stranger anymore. Na na… Only for 5 minutes."
"Waste my time."
"Ah, 3 minutes is fine."
"Stop following me! It's annoying." Said and turned his head to walk away in front of my face. Oh ho. Ever since the day of my birth, no one ever never ignores me like this. Noticing him flee away, I run right after to catch up with the latter. At this moment, it is like Ai'Green's soul has entered me.
"1 minute is fine also. Let's talk for only a while. Have something for you to help."
"…"
"Ai'Sarawat, I beg for 10 seconds only." Momentarily, the whole of the canteen is watching our way. Mostly are girls. If not for my handsomeness and appealing face, they might have dragged me away to slap my face. Hah!
"Speak."
"I want you to pretend to be…"
"Ran out of time. You can stop following me." Afterward, he left me behind like some wind passing by and disappear. Ai'asshole.
But a person like Ao'Tine can put away his ego, hurriedly catching up with AI'Sarawat and reach my hands out to snatch the phone from his pant's back pocket blatantly.
Snatch!
"What are you planning to do?" Hoy, he's mad. I have to do up to this extent for him to talk to me.
"Ask for your number to contact you." I said, hanging the latter's phone over my head. Ai'Sarawat is not surrendering, and he indeed fights with me to get back what is his.
"What joke are you pulling? Want to get punch?"
"Then give me your number." I have to snatch away your phone so I could order you around. However, it is locked with a password, so I don't know how I could open it.
"Funny. Why do I have to give it to you?"
"If you don't give me, I'll not return it. Haha." Since my height is a little shorter than his, I have to tiptoe when I hang the phone above my head. Plus, I have to avoid the latter. These add together to make a fuss, attract all of the others' attention on us. Though, I'm not giving up.
"Give it back or not?"
"You give me your number first."
"Play like this, right? Fine…" Finished, Ai'Sarawat pulled my hand vigorously. Cause of surprise, I promptly let go of the phone in my hands. And it had become a tragedy, leaving everyone in the canteen in shock.
Drop!
The sound of something with weight fell on the floor and smashed into pieces. That is the current condition of Ai'Sarawat's phone.
"I…I'm…I'm not…"
"You!" I haven't finished with my sentence, yet the taller figure looks infuriated as if he would explode. The most important thing is that he lowered his head down to have both of our foreheads clashed against each other, before violently pushing me back a few steps, just some steps more and I can tumble over. If he doesn't stop coming forward my way, I might back my way into the restroom for sure.
"I…I didn't intend to." I said softly, hands rubbing against my forehead. Who the hell has such a hard head.
"Stole from other people's back pocket is not intended?"
"But you are the one who pushed me."
"Still…"
"Still what?"
"Still able to argue back."
"I'll take responsibility for it. Let me call my mom to ask for money beforehand." During the fuss, I took out the phone in the pant's pocket and search for my mom's name.
"No need." However, the latter had done something insulting instead. It is that he blatantly snatched the phone from my hand.
"Hoy, what was that for?"
"Take it as hostage. What can I do if you go missing?"
"Only that much makes you scared? Coward."
"This phone of yours might be used to chat with a lot of girls. If I want to sabotage you, all I need to do is message them, right?"
"F**k!!" I started as soon as I heard what he said, hastily rush over to snatch the phone back from the taller person. The fight happened in the middle of the canteen, though with my more cunning self than usual, I had triumphantly succeeded in locking the phone that is in the hands of AI'Sarawat.
"Woayyyyyyyyy. It's locked. Haha."
"Then let it be locked. When you are done with fixing my phone, then we can exchange it."
"How can it be like that?"
"Talk too much. Nuisance."
"Ai'Sarawat! Yea, remember it. Remember." I can only shout for my voice to reach him. It's too late since the latter had already walked away, hands waving my phone back and forth. All is left with me is the broken pieces of the expensive phone I need to take responsibility for.
How did you do, dude. Wanted for his phone number so much, and here you have it. Full-on a whole set.
Shit, so freaking worth it. I went ask for number but ended up with a debt!!
Place the thing with Ai'Sarawat's phone aside. The war can't just end within a day or two. If there is a chance, we will attack again. Though today… Hungry.
Fortunately, this afternoon, my same code student group has a meal appointment after the senior-junior acceptance. Our Faculty of Law, which is full of good-looking people, dragged each other along to the Japanese restaurant near the university to eat. Unfortunately, the male leads gang cannot accompany me since they also have their same-student code group meeting. Therefore, I have to sit alone with the seniors by my solitariness.
"N'Tine, you came early." My same code senior is a girl with a small frame, has braces, with a pretty and cute visual. Her name is P'Faeng. When I met her for the first time, I almost throw myself to hug and flirt with her smoothly. Unluckily, fate is not on my side when she already has a boyfriend.
Let me cry.
"Right when I am hungry krub P'." I happily responded.
"Only just a few. Let's wait for the 3rd and 4th year come na. Ah, here they are, arrived by now." Our same code members are affectionate towards each other. The members are not much, yet we remarkably care for one another.
The same code uncles had called for some dishes. While waiting for the food to come, we discussed random things in the world until the customers from a nearby table arrived. They stirred up the restaurant with compliments coming from other customers.
"That is N'Sarawat, the person that is the recent talk of the university right?" P'Faeng poked me. A chic person like AI'Tine did not delay to turn and see the person that recently appeared.
Goshhhhhhhhh. Ai'Sarawat and the 3rd year seniors with intimidating faces entered the restaurant. For instance, I guessed they are seniors since they do not wear any badges of such. Most critically, they make everyone go crazy for them.
"Hoyyy, N' is sitting near our table." The same code senior proceeded to hit my arm several times. Um-hum… P' already has a husband.
Meanwhile when my same code senior is writhing all over the moon with happiness, Ai'Sarawat had sat down beside me. Not stopping there, he too makes eye contact with me.
"Call whatever you want. Today I'll treat the White Lions, so just feel free." A baritone voice speaks up, not too loud yet can be heard audibly. I don't know who is the latter's same code senior, but all of them are wearing their uniforms neatly. Not even bothered to take off their neckties.
"I'll eat what you eat. Anything would do for me."
"This is what you should be like. Cannot be indecisive when you are in a disciplined group."
Oyyyyyyy, the disciplined group are these hazing P' P'. I surrendered.
The food came to the table all at once. This time, my arm's hair is standing straight like the wings of a sailboat due to the people's stares since the table near ours is Ai'Sarawat's. Additionally, I'm sitting right next to where he is.
"The food is all here." I ridiculously startled when the same code 4th year senior spoke up.
"Then… let's eat." I spoke as I laugh along.
"Oi oi, you forgot our tradition so soon, first year?"
"Ao, I forgot. Forgot krub. Haha." I didn't forget anything. I was faking it so I can change the topic.
"Then proceed krub."
I stand up straight, glance over the surrounding people once shyly like a teenage girl. Inside my head, I was cussing why does it have to be today. It is the day when Ai'Sarawat and his hazing group, plus the fan clubs that are stalking from afar around the restaurant, are all gathered here.
"Start it, Tine."
"O…Ok, krub."
"…"
"Hello, krub P' P'. My name is Tine, freshy first year. Is a chic person, like to act cute and cheerful. I can be top but bottom is also fine. I like to strike hard. Eeh! Ahh! Eeh! Aashhhhhh!"
Only talking is not enough; they even made me do back up dance along with it, things like covering the bottom half, or shamelessly shake the butt, which results in everyone having a big laugh. Even Ai'Sarawat laughed silently. That made me gaze at him with eyes full of hatred and fury. Hurriedly sit down, I dip the shrimp tempura and throw it into my mouth to ease down the anger.
I freaking want to crawl under the ground. All this happening might be due to my karma, and it is making me lower my head to avoid looks coming from people at my table. After an hour, the food is almost run out. I quickly leap into the restroom with the phone that I just now borrowed from a same code senior, and pressed call one of the three male leads – Ai'Peuk. Anyhow, let me rant out 10 minutes before leaving.
"Ai'Peuk, today I mettttttttt" Meet me face-to-face.
[What the hell is up you you?]
"Nothing. I'll call back later." I rushed to hang up before turn myself around to face A'Sarawat, who is taller. He walked wriggly and stand in front of the urinate to relief.
"Go to eat a treat party?" I move forward, talk slowly so the latter could hear.
"…"
"Ai'Sarawat."
"Pissing. Don't bother me."
"Bastard."
After finished with his business, the latter turn to stare straight into my eyes.
"What?"
"You, why did you laugh at me?"
"When?" Ai'Sarawat steps forward closer, making my breaths go into distraught. Why the hell should I back off my steps. If I give in for him then that's equivalent to losing. Consequently, I – a person who is a few centimeters shorter – played big by raising my face up to front him.
"When I introduced myself."
"Ah, the "my name is Tine, is a chic person" na?"
"Then what?"
"Nothing."
"…"
"It's cute."
After he finished saying, he instantly put his hands on my head and pat it, then left.
Ew!! Ai'Asshole. You haven't washed your hands.
It's was quite late when I returned to my room. While removing my shoes to place it inside the cabinet, I walked straight to the landline phone that my mom insisted the room owner to install in case of an emergency. I pressed my number and wait for the latter to pick up the call.
[Hello.]
"You picked up the phone so fast. Probably having a headache since you can't open my phone, right." My only entertainment at the moment is to provoke Ai'Sarawat.
[Getting on my nerve.]
"You are the one who is getting on my nerves. I only called to say that is anyone call, don't pick up. You don't have to right to invade my privacy."
[Ok. But Chompoo of the Faculty of Nursing's voice is so sweet.]
"Bastard!" This person I remembered that we hinted back and forth for a bit in the freshmen welcoming but didn't go any further.
[Call just for this right?]
"Yea, I told you already to not pick up any calls that come to me. If not, I'll take yours to call for shits. Don't you like it quiet? You can try if you want to make a fuss."
[You dare to threaten me?]
"Of course. If you want to ask for trouble."
I hurriedly hang up. Feeling like I am revived.
Subsequently, I turn to open my computer to go online and chat with the girls as usual. If there is one day that I can't play, it's like reaching the bottom of my limit. Only not replying messages for half a day has already left my hands feeling itchy. Maybe I had been addicted to social media very severely.
However, the first image that appeared in front of my eyes is the appearance of more notifications than I normally get. Regularly it is a lot, but today is peculiarly much more than I would have. The curiosity lead me to click on it and see. And then I see…
Pang!!
Tine is a chic person
What kind of person can be this delicious – feel like wanting to eat Sarawat
Shitttttttttttttttt.