As I walk home, I can feel someone following me. I completely ignore them to test their patients and see how they will come at me.
When I sleep at night, I can saw two shadows standing on a tree observing me. They tried to pretend to be an owl, but their hooting sounds so fake and that what gave them away.
"Your hooting sounds so fake. Would you two stop acting like some crazy idiots and show your self?", I mocked as I stand up. "If you don't get off in three seconds, I'm going to throw these leafs to cut you up."
Sigh, still no respond huh? Well, I guess everyone have their own pride in doing their work.
*Three two leaves infuse with my Qi at their direction*
The leaves flew across them while cutting their face in the process.
The two started to lose balance, but manage to stand on the tree.
Seeing how stubborn they are, I immediately jumped down from my window and give the tree a punch to make it shake. As I already guess, the two idiots immediately lose balance and fall off.
"Ow! I think I broke my butt bones.", Liam screamed.
"Your butt broke!? That's nothing. That cut ruin my beautiful face!", Sarah continued.
"I asked you idiots to get off by yourself, but you refuse to so I have to use the hard way.", I laughed. "I have to say that I'm kind of disappointed that you aren't as good as this stuff like William told me."
"One broke his ass just by falling off a trees and a girl who worries about her face not her life.", I continued. "You two are a disgrace to all assassins out there in the world."
"You know what. I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself.", I smiled. "Come at me, if you can push me back then you win."
They looked at each other and then at me with the "I will kill you" look.
"We will slaughter you!", They yelled as they began attacking.
Excellent, come at me with all you got so that I can test your strength!
As they attack me from different direction, I stand still and easily block all of their attacks. After a while, I immediately get bored and decided to grab their heads and bash them into each other then threw them into the ground.
"Is that all you got? Don't you want to get revenge for your father?", I yawned, "You are not going to be able to kill me with this child play."
They both look at me with hatred in their eyes and start to bump their fist and chant something.
"What are you trying to do? Goku fusion dance? Naruto chakra sharing?", I asked.
10 minutes later...
"Could you two please hurry up? I have to wake up early tomorrow.", I yawned.
"You just stay there!", They yelled. "We need to focus!"
*Sigh*
Suddenly, both of them turn into particles and fuses together, forming a new body with new appearance.
The new figure have red and black hair, a male body with feminine face, and two small horns growing from their forehead.
"I'm the ultimate form. I am the fusion of-.", He began.
*Kick in the face and sent him flying*
"Yeah, I don't have time for your introduction. So can we get this over with?", I mocked.
"You will pay for your insole-", He started as he try to gather his breath.
*Punch In The Face*
"I told you already. I don't have time for this!", I repeated.
"You wil-", He tried.
*Kick In The Chin*
"Stop hitting me in the face!", He screamed.
"Stop wasting my time and fight!", I replied while raising my middle finger.
"I'm trying to, but you won't let m-", He started.
*Kick In The Abdominal*
"Will you let me finish my sentence!", He cried.
"Oh my god. Are you crying?", I laughed.
"No...you are crying?", He replied while trying to hold in his tears
Oh my god, this is so funny! A fusion, who is suppose to be strong, is crying! *Laughing Hard*
I tried to be respectful, but as I see tears coming off his eyes, I can't hold my laugh in.
"Hahahaha! Ok, time to get serious.", I said while trying to put on a serious look. "Come at me with all you got!"
"You...you...will...will...pay!", He struggled as he form a giant crimson fire ball with his two hands.
Once the fire ball grew as big as a mountain, the dude threw at me with all his might.
"Giant fire ball? Impressive, but not good enough!", I smiled as I stop it and throw it back at him.
*Explosion*
When the smoke clear off, I could see Sarah and Liam lying unconscious on the ground.
Wait, they are not unconscious. I just saw their hands and legs moving.
You dare lied to this Demon Lord. *Nonstop Kick In The Abdominal*
"Ow!Ow!Ow! Please stop kicking! We are awake!", They both yelled.
"Alright, I'm going to give you two choices. Either you submit to me and follow my orders from now on or I will turn you two into a punching bag and beat you up until you become disable.", I offered with an innocent look on my face.
"That face look so fake!", They yelled. "There's no way we will submit to you!"
*Crack My Knuckles*
"I'm sorry. I couldn't hear that so well. Could you please repeat it?", I asked again with an evil grinned.
"We will submit to you! All hailed the Demon Lord!", They replied in unity.
"See that wasn't so hard, was it?", I smiled. "Now you two can go home and have a nice rest because we will go raid a rich asshole home tomorrow and steal all of his money."
They give me a What The Fuck look and then sigh.
"Oh, make sure to bring all of your followers along. I heard the guy got his own army.", I added. "I'll see you guys tomorrow."
Sarah and Liam both bow their head and then vanished.
Even though there's still some people left to add to my army, I should have enough for the raid tomorrow.
Well, time to go to sleep, tomorrow is a big day! *Yawn*