Issei and Irina arrived right in time when Shirou and the other O.R.C members were about to clean up the pool.
Irina had to support Issei because his body had become weak due to lost a lot of blood before, that's why right now Issei's face looks very pale, like a dying person who is ready to die at any moment.
"Kyaaa Issei! What had happen to you?" Asked Rias.
"No-nothing happen to me, Rias-buchou," Answered Issei while smiling. "I just got enlightment and see a true heaven!"
"In the men's bathroom Issei-kun suddenly shouted," Irina said. "And then when I go to the men bathroom to check what happen to Issei, a lot of blood suddenly came out of his nose and then he suddenly fainted."
"Yeah when I see Irina came into the men bathroom, I see a heaven and then I fainted because of anemia," Issei said. "Oppai Banzai !!"
"Issei I really didn't understand what are you saying!" Rias said.
"The pervert became a weirdo," Koneko said.
"Ara ara what happened to Issei-kun?" Akeno said.
"I think Issei-kun brain had a short circuit," Kiba said.
"Irina what did you do to your boyfriend, until he became like that?" Asked Xenovia.
"I didn't do anything to him!" Irina said.
"Issei did Irina do something to you?" Asked Shirou.
"Yes! She show her big and beautiful breast to me!" Issei answered. "And her breast is the source of my enlightment."
"Irina-san don't tell me when you go to the men bathroom you forgot to cover your breast," Rias said.
Irina face became so red, she finally remembered that she didn't cover her chest when she went to the men bathroom.
"Yeah, I think I forgot to cover my breast when I went to see Issei in men bathroom," Irina face became very red, she felt very embarrassed because of her carelessness.
"But, I really didn't understand why he became so weird like this," Rias said. "When he saw my breast without a cover, he didn't become a weirdo like that."
Rias pointing her index finger to Issei who is watching Irina's chest with great seriousness, without his usual pervert face.
"Issei isn't showing his pervertness lately," Shirou said. "Maybe because he wants to be a good boyfriend for Irina, that's why he holds back all his lust and pervertness that he usually shows without shame. And because of that when he saw Irina naked breast all the pent up lust, blow up, and he became a little weird because of the side effect. "
"That's made sense," Irina said while grabbing Issei head and put it between her boobs. "Poor Issei-kun, I'm sorry I made you like this!"
Normally Issei will snort out a blood for his nose when a perverted thing happened to him, but this time because he not in his right mind nothing had happened.
"Thank you Irina my beautiful girlfriend with a beautiful breast," Issei said while his head is still sticking between Irina breast. "You're action making my enlightenment reach a new height!"
"Oh really!?" Irina feel happy because of Issei praise and then she do a thing that making Issei became weirder. "Then let me help your enlightment became more higher!"
Shirou and the others were really confused by Irina's actions, even though she already realized that it was her chest that made Issei weird, but now she pressed Issei's head against her chest.
"Hey Irina! Why are you being weird like Hyoudou!" Shouted Xenovia.
"As a good Girlfiend I have to support my boyfriend no matter what happens to him," said Irina. "If he becomes weird! Then I also have to be weird to support him! Aaah God forgive me Your servant who is full of sin!"
"Why is Irina-san acting like that?" Asked Rias. "Does she think we're in a morning drama featuring a dime?"
"Sigh Irina is always act like that," Xenovia replied. "She was a weirdo yandere who really love her boyfriend, so please don't feel weird whe you she her like this, she really love to act as if the real world is a drama stage."
"And weirdo yandere huh," Shirou said. "What a strange combination."
"Yeah, and I think that was not the worst thing from her either," Xenovia said. "She have more bad attitude that I even didn't know."
"Ara ara I think they will become a really good couple," Akeno said while blushing. "In a weird way of course."
"Then what we will do to that stupid couple," Koneko said. "I don't want to clean the pool with them close to me."
"I agree with what Koneko said," Rias said. "It feel very weird to seeing them doing a perverted thing in front of us."
"Stopping their perverted act will be useless, because they will be mad or acting weird if we try to split them up," Shirou said.
"Then what we must do?" Xenovia asked while pointing to Irina and Issei who still do the perverted act.
"Tied their body, and lock them up inside the Old school building," Shirou said. "We don't have all day to continue this stupid conversation."
They are all nodded, and do what Shirou told them. Issei and Irina only make a problem for them, so they decided Shirou idea is really the best decision.
And after that their continue to cleaning the pool.
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For Shirou the day he cleaned the pool together with Rias and the others was one of the most unlucky and luckiest days of his life.
Bad luck because he knew that after he was done cleaning the pool all the girls who liked him would try to get his attention.
And he was so lucky because as a normal man he naturally liked to be surrounded by lots of beautiful girls.
And as expected one by one all the girls who liked him started to approach him and surrounded him right after their finished cleaning the swimming pool and filled with water using Akeno's magic.
"Emiya-kun are this red bikini is good for me?" Rin said.
Shirou nodded his head, Rin is his true love, girlfriend and queen of his blade pieces of course he would love to see her girlfriend wearing a sexy bikini. And again when Rin received queen blade pieces from him Rin's sexyness grow equal to Rias and Akeno level. So the two pieces bikini she is wearing right now is really tempting for Shirou, because it looks very sexy and is perfect for Rin to wear.
"Y-you really fit in that bikini Rin!" Shirou said with blood almost coming out of his nose.
"Hmmph," Rin said with a blushing. "I-I didn't feel happy at all with your sweet word, but thank you!"
Seeing Rin reaction the other girl surrounding Shirou think about the same thing.
'A standard tsundere reaction!'
"Ohohohoho don't be arrogant just because you finally have a big chest like me Tohsaka Rin!" Luvia said. "My chest is still more beautiful than your chest! Shero is this bikini suitable for me?"
Luvia is wearing a two piece gold bikini and she accentuates her large chest towards Shirou right now.
"You're bikini is really good for you, Luvia," Shirou said. "But the color is to bright."
Luvia boobs who even bigger than Sakura boobs always have a special place in his heart even before he became a Counter Guardian.
Shirou meet with Luvia for the first time in London whe he and Rin learning about Magecraft at the Clock Tower.
Because Luvia breast was the first big breast that he touch with his own hand. He will never forget that moment even when he die and became a Counter Guardian, Shirou is not a pervert like Issei and he only thinking about a perverted thing sometimes when he needed it but the first think he remember when he thinking about a perverted things is Luvia breast.
Luvia was embarrassed by Shirou's words, she didn't expect that Shirou would say things like that.
"Ahahahahaha, we two have a gorgeus body," Rin said. "But your taste in bikini is really low Luvia!"
"Shut up Tohsaka Rin!" Luvia shouted. "I don't want to hear that word from you!"
When Rin and Luvia are having an argument, Rias shows her bikini to Shirou.
"Well, Emiya-kun are do you like my bikini?" Rias showing her pure white two pieces bikini that really tight on her breast and the bikini almost not enough to cover her breast and only covering half of her breast.
Shirou only think Rias as a partner in business and a senior at school not a romantic partner. But with a sexy body and full of lewdness in a bikini of course Shirou will react like a normal boy and his face became so red. Of course not a level when he saw Rin body and bikini.
"Rias-buchou that bikini, is fit you well," Shirou said. "But I think the bikini you wear is too open, I think it'll be better if you pick more proper bikini."
"Oh, okay," Rias said with a red face. Rias is a natural exhebisionist so without realizing she chose a bikini that is slightly more open than a normal bikini.
Shirou feel a very bad headache, only 3 girl showing their bikini to Shirou. But Shirou is already feeling tired, what if his two younger siblings, Sakura and Arturia, come?
author Note: Next will be the final one for the Chaos at the pool arc. Read 14 chapter ahead at Pa. treon.com/Raylight25